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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Mother (S10E10)

"how a Bolivian lizard made it to Springfield."
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"That is a puzzlement."
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"Ah. ##"
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"Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day."
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"- Then do away with their lizards. - No, don't hurt them!"
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"- I'll just keep 'em as pets. - No, they might escape and breed."
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"The law is very clear on this."
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"They must be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible."
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"I'll give you a moment. That'll give us time to prepare for the splatter."
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"Your lizards are banned by federal law."
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"Everyone thinks they're monsters."
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"But I raised them and I love them."
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"Mmm. Not as hard as you think."
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"Okay, that's exactly one moment."
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"And- Oh, my God! He's getting away!"
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"- Out of the way, Midge. - Oh, am I in the way?"
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"Yes, yes, you're in the way! Are you daft, woman?"
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"You're still in the way. You don't seem to be moving at all."
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"Oh, for cryin' out loud, just knock her ass down."
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"There he is, off in the distance!"
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"He's getting away.!"
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"You killed 'em!"
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"Good riddance to bad lizards."
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"Hmm? Hey! Whoa! Look at 'em!"
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"Yes. But I was hoping they didn't know that."
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"You have no idea what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town."
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"The population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded..."
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"and local citizens couldn't be happier."
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"It seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon..."
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"also known as the feathered rat, or gutterbird."
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"For the first time, citizens need not fear harassment..."
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"by flocks of chattering disease-bags."
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"For decimating our pigeon population..."
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"and making Springfield a less oppressive place..."
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"to while away our worthless lives..."
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"Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend."
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"But isn't that a bit shortsighted?"
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"- What happens when we're overrun by lizards? - No problem."
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"We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes."
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"Yes, but we're prepared for that."
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"- Then we're stuck with gorillas! - No, that's the beautiful part."
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"When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm proud of you, boy."
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"You got all upset when you killed one bird..."
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"but now you've killed tens of thousands and it doesn't bother you at all."
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"Hey, you're right."
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"- I call the front seat! - You had it on the way over!"
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"All right, one for ''Resident.''"
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"Mom, they put every kid in America in that book..."
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"Look at me, Bart!"
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"Move it, pokey."
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"You better-Aah! I'm gonna-Aah!"
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"If you do- D'oh!"
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"So, what prize did you end up getting?"
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"I do what I want when I want."
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"Milhouse!"
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"Dear Lord! We just wanted you to put fresh newspaper on the tribunal floor!"
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"So you know what? Do what you want."
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"They sure are, Billy."
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"Actually, it took 53 hours."
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"- I see a neck! - I see a horn!"
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"If anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone in the basement."
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"You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps or in dreams."
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"They hatched from eggs I found in a nest."
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"Mm-hmm. It's a vicious ovoraptor."
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"What a chump!"
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"I know that's hard to understand."
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"Sorry. I didn't realize I was in the way."
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"Mmm. Loganberry."
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"- Whoa! - Uh, are you all right, man?"
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"All right, young lady."
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"I think I'll call you Chirpy Boy."
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"How vile."
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"Mmm?"
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"I said relinquish."
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Bart."
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"Shh!"
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"Bart Simpson, do you know why you have been summoned before this tribunal?"
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"##"
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"Hey! You're goin' down, you-"
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"Mmm."
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"That's gross!"
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"## Hmm!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Hmm."
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"What can I get for 8,000 tickets?"
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"- Wait! What the heck are you doing? - My civic duty, that's what."
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"This is where it ends. Relinquish the lizards."
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"Go, Chirpy Boy! Go, BartJunior!"
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"and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker."
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"No! They're mine!"
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"He's just a child. Let me talk to him."
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"Out of my way.! Oww.!"
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"Oh! Oh, no!"
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"D'oh!"
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"''Please submit their names..."
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"Yeah, Quit stalling, Marge. We want our reward."
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"One reward coming up!"
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"- Yea! Way to go! - All right!"
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"Cram it, ma'am."
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"This bozo's gonna walk me."
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"- You're not going out without a scarf, are ya? - Nah, I don't need one."
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"Hey, check this out."
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"Major shot! You even compensated for the crooked sight."
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"I think he's at Nelson's.!"
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"Oww! What are you doing?"
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"What's the point, Bart?"
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"that only a mother can provide."
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"D'oh!"
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"What do you think he's doing up there?"
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"Bart was born in about five minutes."
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"A horn?"
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"- I see a foot. - I see an eye!"
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"''Ickso fatso.''"
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"Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do."
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"- Run for it. - Really?"
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"Stop him!"
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