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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bowling For Votes (S04E04)

"so we're trying to capitalize on that by doing a focus group."
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"Some things are very helpful. Other things are not so helpful."
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"All the things make me feel a lot of feelings about myself."
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"You, sir, said you would not vote for her, correct?"
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"Mm, yeah, that's really interesting stuff."
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"I've never been very good at letting things go."
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"His average is 132,"
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"to Woodrow Wilson or Benjamin Disraeli..."
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"oh, my God."
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"Out of my way, suckers."
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"Why are you sitting weird?"
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"my social security number,"
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"I don't care about that prize,"
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"Classic. Timeless."
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"Oh, uh, I got a weird invitation in the mail."
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"by including this guy in it."
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"but I can win that guy over with a fun round of bowling."
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"not one specific person."
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"I'll treat him just like everybody else."
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"Oh, no. No, I'm just... I'm just being cas."
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"Oh, there they are. I just ordered some wings for us."
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"No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira."
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"that's a better place,"
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"Better-place world, Fred."
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"Man, that's what bowling is all about... hey."
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"How's it going?"
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"Um, we're just hanging out and having a very good time."
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"I realize that, but I will knock down this pin,"
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"Uh, yeah. Of course. Sure."
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"That's awesome, man."
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"You know, Chris, I hate to pull rank,"
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"Oh, my God, that's gonna super weird"
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"I am very angry right now."
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"I think it might be broken."
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"Tom, my God, do you have any pride at all?"
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"- It hurts. - Come on."
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"For reals, can I count on your vote?"
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"Yeah, no, um, I don't think so."
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"Well, you're a crappy bowler,"
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"- Done. - Hey, Leslie."
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"I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else."
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"Get me another beer."
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"You know, if you want to take the rest of the night off,"
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"Unless you also want to go get dinner."
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"I wished for his happiness to go away."
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"I wanna say that I actually had fun."
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"Just ignore him. He's being a jerk."
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"Oh, look. Here's that photo op you wanted."
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"Okay, love you too. Bye-bye."
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"Just apologize again, and stay on script."
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"Are you sure that you don't need more whipped cream?"
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"Um, how are you?"
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"Well, as you may know, Millicent Gergich"
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"could go to the movies sometime."
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"I...I'm not sorry."
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"Derek hates me, and I don't particularly like him."
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"I like that that one guy punched that other guy,"
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"I will institute a reduction in taxes"
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"For the small-business owner"
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"as well as a 7% surcharge"
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"on all nonlocal business-related development."
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"Together we will build a better Pawnee."
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"So what we're looking for here"
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"are your overall impressions of this candidate."
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"What do you like about her? What don't you like about her?"
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"Her ideas, her voice, her clothes probably."
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"Well, my campaign has a little momentum,"
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"She's kinda short, don't you think?"
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"It's like she's throwing it in my face."
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"Insightful."
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"Yeah. Yeah, she seems a little uptight."
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"She doesn't seem like"
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"the kind of person you could go bowling with, you know?"
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"What? That's ridiculous."
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"I am excellent at bowling. Ask Ron."
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"Leslie, I know it's tough to hear these things,"
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"but just try not to get obsessed over one comment."
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"You're totally right. I'm not obsessing."
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"Okay, what are you doing?"
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"I'm just reminding myself to tell Ron"
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"to tell you how good I am at bowling."
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"All right."
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"I actually thought that she was smart,"
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"and I'd vote for her. There you go."
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"Although I once knew a Leslie, and, uh, she was just awful."
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"So now I hate all Leslies."
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"Would she consider changing her name?"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"71% said that you have a strong command of the issues."
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"That is good, but only 33%"
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"said that they would consider voting for you."
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"You really have to let that go."
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"I can't tell you how many times a fun tug-of-war with a dog"
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"over a chew toy turned contentious."
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"One of us always ends up mad."
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"I did some research too about the guy who said the thing"
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"about me and bowling, and his name is Derek."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And get this... he's not even that good of a bowler."
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"according to the most recent available data."
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"Leslie, that comment"
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"wasn't really about whether you're good at bowling..."
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"- Which I am. Ask Ron. - Which we all know you are."
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"But some people have the impression"
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"that you're a little elitist or intellectual or something."
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"That is so sexist. It's just because I'm a woman."
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"Would they deign to say such things"
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"okay, I see what you're talking about."
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"See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains."
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"They vote with their guts."
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"I know you're fun, and you can have a good time."
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"The public needs to see that."
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"Well, then maybe the campaign should host a bowling night."
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"- Hmm. - It would be laid-back."
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"Everyone having fun, great photo op."
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"That could actually work."
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"Also I'm really good at bowling."
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"No, I don't think I believe you."
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"Is there anyone I can ask?"
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"Yeah. Ask Ron."
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