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Clips from American Dad! - Of Ice and Men (S02E02)

"- Miss. - Hey, wow!"
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"Francine!I've been a fool!"
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"- Please, skate with me. - Forget it, Stan. I,m tired of feeling abandoned."
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"Darling, I,ve changed. Let me show you how much I care about you."
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"- No way. - Clifford, take her down with a tranq."
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"You speak Russian?"
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"Nyet."
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"Mmm!"
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"Now skating heir Mamma Mia! fantasy Stan and Francine Smith"
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"Honey, wake up. We,re at the ice rink."
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"- But it's just for fun, so I can show you I love you. - Bastard!"
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"Come on, honey. I just wanted to show you that you,re more important to me than winning."
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"- He's skating with Francine. - When did that happen?"
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"- when I was in the bathroom? - I told you not to go"
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"How does a boy this small make a smell that large?"
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"I,m sorry for abandoning you, Francine. And I don't just mean this competition."
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"- Huh? - I mean, for all those winters I left you alone."
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"just as long as I get to lose with you."
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"- Come on. Let's go home. - Don't you want to see our scores?"
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"- Who cares? I already won. - Mmm."
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"That was my song! The masses should be cheering for me!"
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"- You won, Roger? - Of course. I,m the best."
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"How,d you find a partner?"
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"Ow! Why? Why?"
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"And they all lived happily ever after."
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"Hey Grandpa. Were you ever a shark?"
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"God, it's freezing in here! Why is the door open?"
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"Oh, Hayley-kins, this snow reminds me of my planet so."
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"That's a question I can answer."
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"and toss it accurately enough to hit the netting or metal ring."
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"- Brett Butler is a monster. - I am a monster, Francine!"
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"- Well, yeah. Actually, it does. - I envy your innocence."
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"Little by little, with love and support. she made skating fun for Stan."
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"Oh, Staniel, I know that look. What's wrong, chief?"
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"What am I doing? This is a friendly competition."
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"Oh, there it is. It just became about winning again."
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"Because winning some stupid contest means more to you than your own wife!"
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"Stan and Roger practived relentessly."
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"Uh, Father? Are you gonna marry us or what?"
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"My eyelashes, alas, were not."
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"Everyone's looking!"
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"which made life better for him and everyone around him."
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"Damn it, this isn't over! Not by a long shot!"
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"Wait. This crate is way too big for binoculars."
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"maybe he,ll finally believe I,m heterosexual and let me towel myself off."
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"- I didn't tell her the whole story. - No, of course not."
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"In fact, now that we,re about to see one, I can admit that my story..."
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"I,m naked!"
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"- Where did you learn to skate? - On my planet."
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"And I told you to light a match."
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"But Stan was about to learn..."
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"- We could put on a show or raffle off a microwave or- - But I have $80."
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"but I was so competitive I couldn't accept we'd lost."
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"I can't believe I,m giving you away on your wedding day."
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"Having a Russian bride sure has its advantages."
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"Stan would become a loof, withdrawn, mysterious."
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"Oh, my God! Stan, you,re bleeding! Where have you been?"
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"No, it's not."
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"Ah, Saturday- Sunday's Friday."
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"It's too dangerous. I couldn't live with myself if I hurt you."
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"Oh, I,m so sorry. It's just- See, I,m Stan's wife, and he-"
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"- Oh! - Stop, maiden woman."
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"At this part of our routine, I want you to do a salchow from a Mohawk entry."
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"I don't really like to use slo-mo or pause it or anything,,cause that's hard on the tape."
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"My God!"
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"Well, there's only one way to settle this."
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"- Well, it doesn't look like it's dampening their spirits."
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"If you sink my battleship, I should have to take off a piece of armor!"
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"I,m Clifford. Stan hired me to guard this passage."
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"- Can we take five? - Take five?"
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"There it was. She knew exactly what it meant."
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"Okay, here's the shot. You have to bounce the ball twice..."
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"All right, all right. I,ll sign."
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"- You,ve been sneaking out for the last 20 winters to ice-skate?"
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"Well, I,ll skate with you. It,ll be fun."
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"And so Francine nursed Stan's wounded soul back to life."
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"Damn it, Francine! What's so hard about doing it flawlessly the first time?"
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"Oh, too late! We passed her."
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"- Roger, we,re on in five. Ready? - I was born ready."
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"I,m coming for you, Francine!"
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"Greg, keep your head up, for God's sake!"
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