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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show (S07E07)

"And I've worked with James Bond."
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"- This clue may help. - Mm."
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"and the lifeguard's off in the bathroom pooping."
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"Johnny Karate's guitar has been stolen."
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"That instrument is worth literally $900 million."
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"But more importantly, he can't play The Good-bye Song"
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"without it."
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"So, by the time this show is over,"
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"I will find who stole it, and they will pay"
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"A one-way ticket to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank!"
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"♪ Musical Explosion Show ♪"
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"for an extra-awesome and super-special episode"
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"of Johnny Karate."
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"And that is because it's my final show."
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"Aw."
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"Don't look glum."
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"In a couple of weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C."
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"It's the capital of the entire world."
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"They have things there like this white house"
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"and this mental institution"
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"and my very favorite, the Lincoln Memorial."
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"It's this crazy statue of this giant monster"
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"sitting on a chair that represents"
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"all of America's enemies."
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"I'll be moving to Washington, D.C.,"
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"because my wife, April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer,"
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"has accepted an amazing job there."
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"I'm very proud of her and totally in love."
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"April, why don't you come on out and talk to the children?"
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"Hey, Johnny!"
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"So, since it's your final show, I wanted to do"
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"This week I brought one of the scariest,"
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"weirdest animals in the whole world--"
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"a goliath bird-eating tarantula."
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"Wow!"
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"Now, the name, "goliath" means "giant.""
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"And you can see that--"
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"- Andy, where is it? - What?"
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"- Uh-oh. - Where is it?"
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"Don't look at me. I don't know what happened."
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"I couldn't find it, and then--"
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"Oh, that's what happened."
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"Okay, well, once again, April's Animal Corner"
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"has turned into one of our favorite segments--"
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"Loose Animal in the Studio."
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"Yay!"
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"doing Loose Animal in the Studio,"
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"Okay. Done."
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"Okay, kids, so be on the lookout for a--"
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"What's it called?"
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"A goliath bird-eating tarantula,"
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"Okay, kids, well, we've got a lot of work to do,"
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"performing the Five Karate Moves to Success."
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"♪ And finally we'll have some fun ♪"
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"How are you doing?"
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"I do not have to answer that question."
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"This one is constructed with American cherry wood."
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"Cherry, huh? Now, I have just one question--"
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"No, the wood does not taste like cherry."
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"I was not going to eat it, Carpenter Ron."
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"I was going to lick it."
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"you must lick it before you eat it."
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"That is incorrect in a number of ways."
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"I sure have had some fun making things with you, son."
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"for the children of this area."
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"You're welcome, Carpenter Ron."
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"Hey, kids, this, to me, seems like a..."
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"♪ Hug moment ♪"
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"You are mistaken. Remove the graphic."
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"Well, kids, it's time for our next "Karate Move to Success.""
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"Let's learn something."
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"Hi, Johnny."
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"Listen, I don't know if you got my email,"
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"but I thought that since this is our final show,"
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"Okay, kids, today we're gonna learn about geography."
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"Now, you, Johnny, are moving to Washington, D.C."
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"I thought what we could talk about is how fast"
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"Not the fastest. What about teleporting?"
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"but it's impossible."
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"Nothing is impossible, kids."
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"Teleportation is impossible."
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"Hi, Mailman Barry."
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"from kids who love you, asking for you and April to stay."
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"Aw, babe, did you hear that?"
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"Now, Johnny, you also got one very special letter."
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"I thought I could read it to you."
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"Aw."
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""Dearest Andy, I have never had a son of my own,"
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"It's time to karate chop something!"
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"Ninjas, attack!"
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"We're allowed to attack Mailman Barry"
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"because he volunteered to help us with our karate moves."
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"I kind of thought I'd be holding a piece of wood"
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"or something, but, you know..."
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"always happy to help."
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"Next up, we're going to try something new,"
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"with my good friend Leslie Knope."
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"Hey, Johnny Karate, I'm so happy to be here"
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"on your last show ever."
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"Hi, Leslie. I'm glad you're here"
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"to teach us all how to be brave."
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"So, Leslie, what are you going to be trying new this week?"
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"Huh?"
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"Isn't that right, April?"
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"That is right."
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"Johnny, you have made so many kids"
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"and so many parents so happy, that we wanted to give you"
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"a proper send-off."
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"Andy Dwyer/Johnny Karate,"
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"this is your life."
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"Oh, my gosh, Leslie, this is amazing."
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"literally, because normally I have a script"
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"I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now."
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"Okay, you leave that to us, Johnny."
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"Uh, when we come back, we will take a look"
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"at the journey of Andy Dwyer."
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"Stay tuned."
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"Hire Very Good Building Company"
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"for your construction needs."
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"I am not a beggar."
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