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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show (S07E07)

"End of commercial."
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"The Wamapoke people have a saying--"
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""Only one who listens hears the cry of the wolf.""
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"Today I give that advice to you."
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"Listen for Coinsy the Wolf at Wamapoke Casino."
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"Twice a day, one lucky visitor will hit the mega-wolf jackpot."
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"And Coinsy will howl for you!"
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"Welcome back. When I first met the man"
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"standing next to me, he was not a cultural phenomenon."
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""Phenomenon" means "to explore a cave.""
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"He was going through a tough time."
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"- Kids' show. - Good call."
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"That event set in motion many wonderful things in my life,"
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"including the building of the Pawnee Commons."
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"So, in a weird way, Andy, I owe it all to you."
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"And now that the show is ending,"
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"Andy pulled his life together, and he got himself a job"
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"at the shoe-shine stand in City Hall."
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"But he also kept track of his appointments"
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"Still do."
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"To commemorate that time and to make sure"
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"that you never miss another appointment again,"
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"we have brought you a monogrammed day planner."
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"Guys..."
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"Thank you."
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"Aw."
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"The day planner's gone. I can't find it anywhere."
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"What?"
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"From then, Andy went to England for a few months"
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"to work for a nonprofit."
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"It was there that he befriended"
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"the 14th Earl of Cornwall-upon-Thames,"
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"Ta-da!"
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"Andy, I am here in this weird, flat place,"
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"to name you a loyal and true karate defender"
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"of the Queen's Realm."
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"Please get down on one knee."
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"Hang on, can you actually do this?"
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"but I'm so rich that she lets me do what I want."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"No, of course not. It's Andy's day."
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"Dude, I don't mind."
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"Oh, then, yes, knight me, please."
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"Winter is coming for Sir Ben Lightstorm."
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"Okay, you're both knights."
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"Sir Andy Dwyer."
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"Sir Andy Dwyer had become so many things"
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"to so many people."
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"But his greatest creation was yet to come."
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"healthy, natural food that still tastes great."
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"It doesn't exist."
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"Healthy food is for suckers."
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"It tastes like garbage,"
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"Be honest. This is what you want to eat..."
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"It tastes amazing."
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"What's in it? Who cares?"
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"How many calories? Shut up."
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"One of Andy's greatest achievements"
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"No one was doing what we were doing."
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"I mean, we were basically playing covers"
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"So I guess you could say Dave Matthews"
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"was doing what we were doing."
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"truly was a mitzvah."
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"TheJohnnyKarateSuperAwesome MusicalExplosion.com."
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"Every hero struggles with failure,"
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"faces something they cannot do."
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"Andy faced one of those moments just a few years ago."
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"And I would've chugged that entire gallon of milk"
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"had I not started puking out of nowhere."
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"of becoming a Pawnee police officer."
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"But you did create Burt Macklin,"
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"a character who exemplifies everything that is great"
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"about law enforcement."
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"Take a look."
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"My name is Burt Tyrannosaurus Macklin."
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"Just drain the ocean."
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"Andy, on behalf of the entire Pawnee Police Department,"
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"I'd like to present you with this genuine"
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"- Pawnee police badge. - Wow."
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"- we made earlier. - How about that?"
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"Son, we spent four days making that."
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"This means so, so much to me."
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"I should get some handcuffs too."
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"- Give me your cuffs, Randy. - No, no, no."
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"- Stand down, sir. - Stop it! Quit!"
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"Andy, now that you're an official police officer..."
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"You should be able to solve the case of the missing guitar."
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"So grab your clue and head on over to Professor Smartbrain."
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"Professor Smartbrain, this piece of fabric"
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"Look at it under your telescope."
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"Hmm."
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"It looks like there are some tiny initials."
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"But why?"
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"Hi, kids, is everybody having a great time?"
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"I know I am!"
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"John Cena in the house!"
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"John Cena, you're my hero."
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"- Wait, you're Andy. - Yeah, I'm Andy."
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"From the information I got,"
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"I just assumed you'd be, like, ten years old."
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"- Thank you. - Okay, great. Thank you."
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"Thank you so much, man, for bringing martial arts"
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"and music to all the children--"
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"- What? - He got my cuffs."
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"Wait. What the hell is this?"
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"and this is the greatest moment of my life."
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"But you're going down."
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"Whoa! Hey, stop--"
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"You're going in the dunk tank, bud."
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"I don't want to go in the dunk tank."
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"- Shut up. - Is anybody in charge?"
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"A little help?"
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"Johnny Karate."
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"He has brought so much happiness to so many children"
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"in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate"
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"♪ Everybody was Kung Fu fighting ♪"
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"Raise it up."
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"That karategi will stay here forever."
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"actually has a show where divorced couples"
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"work out their problems."
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