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Clips from South Park - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (S05E05)

"West side."
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"in a dark, dirty alley."
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"Are you sure? I haven't seen it."
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"No, no, no! I mean, could you tell me the directions again without you farting?"
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"- Because I had an itch up my ass. - Because I had an itch up my ass."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"All right, children, let's settle down."
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"about having the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival"
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"Well, yeah, dude."
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"You can get Terrance and Phillip to perform?"
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"That would be great."
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"But I warn you."
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"Put your hands together for Terrance!"
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"- Wow, dude, Terrance got really fat. - Yeah, he looks terrible."
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"And now, for some classic Terrance and Phillip comedy!"
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"Dude, what the hell is going on? Why did they replace Phillip?"
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"Excuse me, sir. Do you know who farted?"
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"- Who. - The guy that farted!"
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"What's the guy that drank his own urine."
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"- Now, get out of my face! - Redneck!"
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"- Hello, Terrance. I'm such a huge fan. - You're a huge fan, all right!"
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"Well, what should we name it? How about Jerry?"
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"Oh, thank God. The last thing I need is more kids."
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"It's more important than that."
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"- How much does it pay? - But where's Phillip?"
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"Why is it that every time somebody sees me they have to say,"
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"Like we're freaking married or something."
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"I'm not making any money because everyone wants to see Phillip."
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"Whatever. The point is, Phillip and I are through."
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"Will you do the Earth Day show for us?"
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"Toronto!"
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"But we promised the Earth Day people you'd perform."
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"I'd say you four boys are up fart creek without a paddle."
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"We only have two more days until Earth Day! Work!"
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"- Oh, no, dude. - Oh, there you are, boys."
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"I need Terrance and Phillip's information"
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"- We didn't get them. - You what?"
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"Look, we could probably get Terrance,"
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"but he'll be performing with this other guy."
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"How does the queen?"
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"Hey, guy, she swounds to see them bleed, buddy."
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"Oh, my dear Hamlet! I am poisoned."
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"No medicine in the world can do thee good."
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"had I but time, as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest,"
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"Here's yet some liquor left, buddy."
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"and we need a big act."
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"it would be if you and Terrance got back together for a reunion and..."
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"I mean, do you really think that fart jokes are funny for that long?"
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"I'll make you eat your parents."
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"- How much does it pay? - $2,000."
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"I'm in! Here, call me at this number with the details. Gotta run."
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"Dude, you didn't tell him Terrance would be there."
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"Maybe you kids don't understand"
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"and that you wanted to apologise."
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"Well, what the hell? I already flew all the way out here."
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"See? I told you it would work."
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"Yon fart doth smell of elderberry sweet."
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"Environmental awareness games, booths, and of course,"
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"They were considered the best comedy act in all of Canada."
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"The Canadian act confused American audiences."
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"You know, Cher, a lot of us real Americans"
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"Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away."
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"There they are!"
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"As they entered their late teens,"
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"Terrance and Phillip were already starting"
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"to taste the sweet milk of success."
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"But the price of fame was looming,"
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"Say, Terrance, what should we do about this strange planet we've crashed on?"
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"Did you say what I thought you said?"
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"The fans revolted and burned down the network,"
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"the film was considered a great success."
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"After almost being executed by the American government,"
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"They had been to hell and back,"
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"through the very best and the very worst of times together,"
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"But you were always the more artistically-driven of us."
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"I should've put more into it than I did."
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"until I tried to do it alone."
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"Say, Terrance, can you tell me who farted?"
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"Beef and lamb, chicken and ham Step to the left and clap your hands"
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"Gosh, we love chicken and ham"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"And so, in her career filled with lies, backstabbing,"
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"and whoring herself for money,"
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"she learned that the price of fame can be pleasing 65 men at once"
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"- Bummer, dude. - Okay, dude, it's 3:30."
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"- Excuse me, buddy. - Why, did you fart?"
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"- Oh, no! - Oh, man, this is another rerun."
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"Yeah, fat ass, this is their famous mechanic sketch."
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"I'm looking for a mechanic."
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"Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage?"
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"Sure, buddy!"
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"- And that's how you... - Get to the auto garage!"
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"Could you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?"
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"- Sure. You go the same way... - Except stick your finger up your ass."
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"Oh! Sure!"
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"- Just stick your finger up my ass. - All right, no problem, buddy."
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"Now, tell me, how do I get to the auto garage to see a mechanic?"
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"You're at the auto garage. I am the mechanic."
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"Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic?"
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"Terrance and Phillip will be right back..."
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"After these messages."
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"When are they gonna make new ones?"
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"Hey, kids, don't miss the greatest event of the year!"
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"This Thursday night at the Denver Coliseum,"
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"see Terrance and Phillip live and in person."
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"One night and one night only,"
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"see all your favourite Terrance and Phillip bits live!"
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"- You guys! Hey, you guys! - I know! I know!"
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"To order tickets, call TicketSlave now!"
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"Write the number down! Write the number down!"
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"- Dude! Did you get them? - I got them!"
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"Four tickets, 68th row, to Terrance and Phillip."
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"Awesome! Give me mine!"
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"Wow, you guys are gonna see Terrance and Phillip live?"
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"Yep. Tomorrow night."
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"As you know, this coming Friday is Earth Day."
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