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Clips from The Office (2005) - Ultimatum (S07E07)

"It was... It was pretty awesome."
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"Hey, yeah. No, I got it."
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"January 3, 2011."
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"A day which will live infamously."
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"Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly,"
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"otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel,"
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"Holly gave A.J. an ultimatum."
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"to the ground out of happiness."
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"Either way, I am going to need some talking down."
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"Michael, I know what you're thinking."
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"That may seem like a good idea, but it's not."
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"Snot."
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"Sorry, it sounded like you said, "It's snot." I'm so sorry."
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"Okay, so killing yourself..."
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"Hey, guys. Uh, fun thing."
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"The index cards on your desk are resolution cards."
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"You write your New Year's resolution on them,"
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"I'll collect them, and then display the cards on..."
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"This. Resolution board."
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"Wow, did your baby draw that?"
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"The glitter is blinding."
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"I recently met Sue,"
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"the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration."
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"She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives"
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"and morale boosters and stuff."
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"I know Sue, she's not that great."
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"And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?"
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"Okay, champagne. Happy."
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"To soak up my tears."
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"Gummy bears and gummy worms."
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"Sad. Something to break."
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"Chocolates. For you, job well done."
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"And two bottles of scotch."
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"And did you get the tickets?"
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"Holly's favorite."
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"I hope she doesn't call us up on stage, that would suck."
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""Hey, you think you could do my job better?" "I don't know.""
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""What's your name?" "Michael.""
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"Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy."
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"And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life."
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"Oh, hey, guys. I'd like to introduce you"
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"to a new little friend of mine."
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"Shut up. Hello."
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"Woo! Look at those. Mittens. Those a present?"
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"Come on. They're warm."
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"Those are so fuzzy and warm."
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"Put her there. Give me a good firm one."
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"Ooh, that's a good, firm handshake."
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"Yes, well let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we?"
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"Yes, yes. Right away."
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"Okay."
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"Yes. No, what? Stop. Yes."
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"Congrat..."
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"Wow. Oh."
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"Oh, my God. That's it, that's it."
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"Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum."
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"Yes, I told everyone."
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"Hey, right back at you, bitch."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"I'm trying."
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"Wait a second. Are you listening to music?"
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"What?"
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"Fine, just go crazy for a little while."
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"Michael dance-off!"
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"That's nice. That's nice."
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"Me, okay!"
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"Nice! We're gonna calm down later."
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"I'm doing it. Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah! Right there, right there!"
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"Why not?"
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"I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best."
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"Drink less caffeine."
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"That's a good one, Pam. Here's mine."
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"Yeah, I love cooking."
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"Well, maybe you'll meet someone."
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"This is not a pity party."
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"Angela. Yes."
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""Make time for romance.""
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"Who's the senator? My boyfriend."
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"Oh, you mean the state senator."
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"Wait, wait, wait. It's that easy?"
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"Okay, fine. I can do that."
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"My resolution is "Meet a loose woman.""
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"That's a good one. Yeah?"
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"You know what? That's my new one."
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"Awesome."
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"There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them."
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""Hey, what book is that?""
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"I'll come with you, show you how it's done."
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"My resolution is to read more."
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"2011 is coming up all Darryl."
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"Hello. Somebody's got a new phone."
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"Yeah. That is neat."
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"I got it for Christmas. I'm so out of my league here."
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"Why?"
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"Reese's pieces."
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"Reese's pieces?"
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"Oh, God. Please stop."
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"I still have my old phone. This thing, indestructible."
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"No. Don't go see that one. I want to see that together."
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"Yeah, go see that action one."
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"Okay."
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"I love you, too."
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"All right."
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"Holly doesn't seem to be engaged,"
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"Do you think she's already dating a different A.J.?"
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"I'm not gonna have... Do you love him now?"
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"No!"
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"Just talk to her."
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"I'll talk to her, Michael."
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"That's true, she's really nice. She'd talk to anybody."
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"Why don't you bring Erin to balance you out?"
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"I will take Romance and Travel."
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"I'll take the entirety of the second floor."
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"They're really neat."
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"Oh, I work at a paper company."
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"Those things terrify me."
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"They could put us out of business, you know?"
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"Heard those machines hold, like, 10 books at once."
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"Actually, it's 10,000."
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