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Clips from The Office (2005) - Ultimatum (S07E07)

"So light. Like a croissant."
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"Why did we pretend like we work here?"
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"I don't know..."
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"Good. Yeah. Good, real good. Yeah."
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"But, you know, this place is kind of tapped out, so let's roll."
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"A book about oceans."
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"Oh, really? What else? Let me see."
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"That's porn."
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"Hey, want some company?"
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"Want some company?"
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"Oh, sure. Have a seat."
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"How were your breaks?"
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"Oh, really good. I went to Portugal."
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"I went to Portugal."
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"Oh, wow. You went together?"
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"Nothing really happened."
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"You didn't break up with A.J. at all?"
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"I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh."
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"Come on, why not?"
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"I've never been in one before."
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"I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time."
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"but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday."
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"You can't un-see that."
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"Well, we can't just go back. I mean, we came out to meet women."
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"Hey, there's a roller rink across the street."
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"There's always chicks at the rink."
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"I don't know. Single moms at a skating party?"
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"Sweet 16, 10-year reunion parties."
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"Chicks fall down, need help getting back up."
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"We're going skating."
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"The goal of this meeting is to get"
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"everybody excited about their resolutions."
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"Who's been good about their resolution so far?"
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"And I must say that it is going immensely."
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"Cool."
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"Here's a little "way to go" gift from Sabre."
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"Intercepted. Hey... Gabe."
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"Oops-e-doops."
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"Creed, I notice you don't have a resolution on the board."
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"I want to do a cartwheel."
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"But real casual, like."
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"Not make a big deal out of it."
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"But I know everybody saw it, just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel."
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"I'm having a little trouble motivating."
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"One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them."
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"In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February."
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"Or sooner. Yeah."
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"Because it's not about being perfect, it's about trying."
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"In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways"
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"Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I haven't yet."
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"But it's okay. I still have time."
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"Since last year I ate none."
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"But that's fine. Is it?"
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"Yes, because with all of your support,"
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"Next year? Come on. I mean, what is the point?"
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"What is the point of that?"
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"I made a resolution to floss. And I did it."
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"12:01, January 1st."
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"Bam! Blood everywhere."
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"Not all of us are Michael "Freaking" Scott."
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"What is wrong with you people? Can't you stick to anything?"
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"Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables."
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"Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel? Nothing's stopping you."
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"Come on, old man. Do a cartwheel!"
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"And you know what's gonna be on your tombstone? "Loser.""
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"My tombstone's already made, thank you."
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"Just do a cartwheel!"
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"Eat it."
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"You don't have to do that, Kevin."
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"Oh, no. I'm glad this is happening."
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"Why are you eating stem first?"
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"This is a new food for me. How else should I eat it?"
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"The other way."
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"Can I get some Cheez Whiz? Or Hollandaise?"
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"No, no. No Cheez Whiz, no Hollandaise,"
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"Come on, here comes the airplane. There you go."
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"Open, open, into the hangar, there you go."
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"Oh, Michael. Yeah, eat it."
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"Put it in your mouth, and just eat it."
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"God, I hate it."
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"I don't care whether you hate it, you said you'd do it!"
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"Michael, Michael. All right."
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"You're killing him, Michael."
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"All right, all right, all right! Shh! Michael!"
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"Okay, I ate the fluffy part. Can I be done?"
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"Under your tongue. Oh, God!"
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"You guys are pathetic."
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"Can I get some candy or something?"
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"Um..."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Holly Flax."
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"Yes, Michael?"
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"Not Michael, E.T."
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"What's up?"
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"Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there."
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"Oh, no, Michael. I don't want to talk about it with you."
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"And I'm fine, I just... I don't want to talk about it."
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"Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming."
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"I thought there should be an HR rep here for this."
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"So Kevin and Creed,"
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"things got a little bit intense in the conference room."
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"I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again."
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"I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions."
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"The cartwheel, the veggies."
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"I... I care about you. Very much."
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"And you loom so large in my heart"
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"Okay, Michael, no offense."
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"But you need to get your own life."
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"And I hope that we can still be friends."
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"I don't think I'm there yet, boss."
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"All right."
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"I'm gonna help you."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Hey, it's just you. Anything you want to hear?"
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"Um..."
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"I just feel blocked. I feel like I'm living..."
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"Hey, Ryan. Yeah."
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"That's real, real classy, Kevin."
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"Hey, was it me or you that just shoved"
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