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Clips from Role Models (2008)

"Why would a person use illegal drugs?"
Role Models (2008)
"Many reasons."
Role Models (2008)
"Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur."
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"and he got this one out of your mom's closet."
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"She let me keep it after I fucked her."
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"I love Kiss."
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"If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head."
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"Surprise!"
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"Got you, man! Got you!"
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"Hey, I tried to tell them you don't like surprises,"
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"Be nice."
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"Yeah! All right!"
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"It's early morning The sun come out"
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"Rock you like a hurricane"
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"Hey, Wheeler! She's tasting your beast!"
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"Can I get a tall chai?"
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"No, I mean a large."
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"Danny."
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"Jesus, Dan. You know what they call the sizes here."
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"I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day."
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"Is that true?"
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"You know what? We're making a detour. What?"
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"Yep!"
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"Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what other options we have, you know,"
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"a lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go."
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"Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs."
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"Excuse me one..."
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"All right, you were right."
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"That's another one I hate. Heard that!"
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"Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins."
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"the most insane sympathy-rebound pussy."
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"'Cause they're awesome?"
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"Fuck it, because life is horrible."
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"'cause nothing's gonna work out"
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"Not my problem."
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"Game face, buddy."
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"He's running. We're running."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Hey, man, what you doing?"
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"Whoa, whoa! Danny!"
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"Dude!"
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"I told you, you asshole!"
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"Beth? Yes, Wheeler?"
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"A party to, not the party."
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"I mean, did you guys think this was funny?"
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"But it was real. It was from the heart!"
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"you have to log 150 hours of community service."
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"Community service? What, we got to clean toilets?"
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"Yes, Wheeler?"
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"What the fuck is Sturdy Wings?"
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"We bring adults and children together in a structured format"
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"to enhance the lives of these children"
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"through one-on-one friendships."
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"To make matters worse, I had a massive drug addiction,"
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"But at that moment, I knew what I had to do."
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"Used to be addicted to pills."
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"And when you're addicted to helping,"
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"you don't need an intervention."
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"We need a little love Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"so let's get started."
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"Let's do a little dimostrazione."
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"We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?"
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"Are you implying that we're not here?"
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"Yes, he did."
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"Here's a couple of time sheets."
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"You'll want your little buddies' parents to sign them after each outing, okay?"
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"And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies"
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"There's precious little time."
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"Oh."
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"This is just... This is just soft foam and duct tape. It can't harm anyone."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm the entire organization."
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"Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!"
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"Maybe we should just go to jail. It's 30 days."
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"We can do this. We just got to stick together."
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"Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!"
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"But we've got the ass..."
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"Come on! Sit down!"
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"I like Ronnie's version better."
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"So, do you like Coca-Cola?"
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"I like the idea of it more than I actually like it."
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"Oh, no. I'm really good friends with the school nurse. She's a divorcée."
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"It's this fantasy world where anything is possible."
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"Girls can be gay."
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"If by gay you mean the old English definition"
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"of fun, enjoyable and carefree, then, yes, it's extremely gay."
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"It's Live Action Interactive Role-playing Explorers."
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"fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor."
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"Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched."
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"Greetings, friends."
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"Hail, Xanthia! Hail, Xanthia!"
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"They're my kinsmen."
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"We're all from Xanthia."
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"Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!"
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"Well, I should have guessed. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole."
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"His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Why?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"Hey. Fancy meeting you here. What, are you stalking me?"
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"Oh, you were right about us being a great match. Yeah."
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"Look at that. What does that look like?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, no. Don't turn that engine on. I swear to God..."
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"Don't you run me over!"
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"The length of a moon, hence honeymoon."
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"Eight hours down, 142 to go."
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"You deserved it!"
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"I hate your face."
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"Yeah. What are you doing?"
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"So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?"
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"Kid, you wanna spend some hours together or not?"
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"Yeah."
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"Of course he has a turtle."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Shit."
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"No, it's all right. This is better, you know."
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"I left you the Crock-Pot."
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"I know you like chili."
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