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Clips from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

"Do you have a major credit card?"
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"Well, I'll have to charge you for a double,"
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"but with the discount, it'll come out even."
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"Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already."
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"We're a pretty good team."
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"We were on our way to Chicago from New York"
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"and the storm brought us here."
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"I know all about it. I must have half your flight booked in already."
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"Well, I guess you're all fixed."
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"So... there you are."
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"You mean share?"
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"- Hey, easy on that. - Okay."
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"- Hell of a cab ride, wasn't it? - Yeah, yeah. It was a great cab ride."
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"You don't see cabs like that too often, you know."
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"- Want to take a shower? - No!"
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"No, I meant, did you want to go first?"
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"You thought... I wouldn't..."
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"Gee, that's funny. That's funny."
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"Oh, come... come on."
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"I'd switch pillows with you, but I'm allergic to sponge."
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"I had no idea those beer cans were gonna blow like that."
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"You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was gonna happen?"
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"It's been a long day. It just didn't occur to me."
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"It didn't occur to you, so I have to sleep in a puddle of beer."
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"You want to switch?"
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"No, I just want to sleep."
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"Good night."
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"She's sleeping in our house!"
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"What if it was one of your friends, huh?"
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"I'd go barefoot!"
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"Traffic is resuming at O'Hare field,"
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"and flights will be moving out of there very shortly."
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"Goddamn!"
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"- What, what? - That's it!"
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"If I don't clear my sinuses, I'll snore all night."
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"If your kid spills his milk, what do you do, slap him in the head?"
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"What, what, what? What is that supposed to mean?"
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"You're not a very tolerant person."
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"Starting with ripping off my cab."
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"God, you're a tight-ass."
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"How would you like a mouthful of teeth?"
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"Oh, and hostile, too."
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"Nice personality combination."
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"Hostile and intolerant."
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"Screw you!"
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"you mess up the bathroom..."
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"Who let you stay in the room?"
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"I even let you pay for it, so you wouldn't feel like an intruder,"
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"which you most certainly are."
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"- Oh, I'm an intruder? - Yes, you are an intruder."
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"I walked into your life? Who was that who talked my ear off on the plane?"
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"Who was that? I'm curious."
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"Who told you to book a room? I did. Out of the goodness of my dumb old heart."
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"Boy, you are an ungrateful jackass."
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"Well, go ahead, sleep in the lobby, see if I care."
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"You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room,"
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"and someone who'll listen to your boring stories."
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"I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking,"
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"eventualIy I started reading the vomit bag?"
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"Didn't that give you some sort of clue like,"
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"You know, everything's not an anecdote."
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"You have to discriminate."
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"You choose things that are funny"
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"or mildly amusing"
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"or interesting."
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"Your stories have none of that."
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"They're not even amusing accidentally."
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"Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith."
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"He's got some amusing anecdotes for you."
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"Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."
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"I could tolerate any insurance seminar."
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"For days, I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face."
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"They'd say: How can you stand it?"
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"I can take anything."
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"I know what you mean."
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"The shower curtain ring guy."
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"I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know,"
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"Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would."
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"By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories,"
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"Have a point."
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"It makes it so much more interesting for the listener."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"I also listen too much."
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"I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you."
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"I'm not changing."
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"I like... I like me."
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"My customers like me."
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"'Cause I'm the real article."
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"What you see is what you get."
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"Del."
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"Hmm? Yeah."
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"Why did you kiss my ear?"
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"Why are you holding my hand?"
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"Between two pillows."
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"- See that Bears' game last week? - Yeah, hell of game. Hell of a game."
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"Bears've got a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way."
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"Where are you?"
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"You're still at the airport?"
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"No, I'm at a motel. I spent the night with this guy I met on the plane."
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"Did you call the airline?"
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"Everything's booked solid, but they said I have a good chance of getting on standby."
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"And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets,"
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"I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita."
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"Not by airplane."
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"Anyway you slice it, the odds are we're going to have our turkey roll right here."
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"Burt Dingman. A buddy of mine. He works for the railroad."
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"- Train? - Yeah."
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"He owes me a favor."
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"Get me on the train, we're square."
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"You got it. That's the easy part."
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry. I don't."
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"I had over $700 in here."
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"I didn't touch you dough, Neal. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a thief."
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"You went into my stuff last night, right?"
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"I didn't take your money."
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"And I don't care for the accusation."
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"Well, I had over $700 in here. You went into my wallet for pizza."
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"Just maybe when you went into it, you had to--"
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"Count it!"
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