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Clips from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

Oh, like you'd keep it in there if you stole it.

"Oh, like you'd keep it in there if you stole it."

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There's a dollar more, then you can call me a thief.

"There's a dollar more, then you can call me a thief."

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Just count it.

"Just count it."

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Count it!

"Count it!"

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263, right?

"263, right?"

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- Empty. - What?!

"- Empty. - What?!"

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You know, I've been thinking.

"You know, I've been thinking."

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He didn't take the credit cards, right?

"He didn't take the credit cards, right?"

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So we charge our way home.

"So we charge our way home."

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I've got a Visa and a gasoline card.

"I've got a Visa and a gasoline card."

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What have you got?

"What have you got?"

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Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe.

"Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe."

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It's a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest.

"It's a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest."

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Great stuff.

"Great stuff."

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Unfortunately, it does us no good here.

"Unfortunately, it does us no good here."

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Oh, I got all that covered. Gus' son is going to pick us up.

"Oh, I got all that covered. Gus' son is going to pick us up."

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This is not him, is it?

"This is not him, is it?"

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Yeah. Yeah. Del Griffith.

"Yeah. Yeah. Del Griffith."

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This is Neal Page from Chicago.

"This is Neal Page from Chicago."

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Yeah, we'd appreciate it.

"Yeah, we'd appreciate it."

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'Lessen you're a hog or cattle.

"'Lessen you're a hog or cattle."

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People train runs out of Stubbville.

"People train runs out of Stubbville."

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Leave it be.

"Leave it be."

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Get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk on the back.

"Get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk on the back."

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It's very heavy.

"It's very heavy."

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She don't mind.

"She don't mind."

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She's short and skinny,

"She's short and skinny,"

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but she's strong.

"but she's strong."

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Her first baby

"Her first baby"

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come out sideways.

"come out sideways."

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Isn't that something?

"Isn't that something?"

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You're a real trooper.

"You're a real trooper."

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We've got it. We've got it already. It's done.

"We've got it. We've got it already. It's done."

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No more than 45 though.

"No more than 45 though."

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Depending on which way he goes.

"Depending on which way he goes."

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Give him the goddamn glove!

"Give him the goddamn glove!"

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Are we there yet?

"Are we there yet?"

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No, a little way to go yet.

"No, a little way to go yet."

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Beautiful country though, isn't it?

"Beautiful country though, isn't it?"

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What do you figure the temperature is?

"What do you figure the temperature is?"

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One.

"One."

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Oh, I knew it.

"Oh, I knew it."

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Well, it's the holidays, I guess.

"Well, it's the holidays, I guess."

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Yeah. So, if I don't see you again.

"Yeah. So, if I don't see you again."

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You want to get together for a drink in the bar car?

"You want to get together for a drink in the bar car?"

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- You sure? - Yeah.

"- You sure? - Yeah."

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Anyway, it's been interesting.

"Anyway, it's been interesting."

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I got to send you the money to pay you back for this ticket.

"I got to send you the money to pay you back for this ticket."

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Ticket's a gift.

"Ticket's a gift."

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Happy holidays.

"Happy holidays."

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Same to you.

"Same to you."

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Me, too.

"Me, too."

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We're just going to make it.

"We're just going to make it."

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You're in a pretty lousy mood, huh?

"You're in a pretty lousy mood, huh?"

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To say the least.

"To say the least."

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You ever travel by bus before?

"You ever travel by bus before?"

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Your mood's probably not going to improve much.

"Your mood's probably not going to improve much."

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Neal, Neal. Check that out.

"Neal, Neal. Check that out."

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You got busted.

"You got busted."

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Our tickets are only good to St. Louis.

"Our tickets are only good to St. Louis."

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St. Louis to Chi-town is booked tighter than Tom Thumb's ass.

"St. Louis to Chi-town is booked tighter than Tom Thumb's ass."

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Look, it's Thanksgiving.

"Look, it's Thanksgiving."

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All right!

"All right!"

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That was fun, wasn't it?

"That was fun, wasn't it?"

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# Three coins in a fountain #

"# Three coins in a fountain #"

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# Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones #

"# Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones #"

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# They're the modern stone age family #

"# They're the modern stone age family #"

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# They're a page right out of history #

"# They're a page right out of history #"

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# When you're with the Flintstones #

"# When you're with the Flintstones #"

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# Have a yabba dabba doo time #

"# Have a yabba dabba doo time #"

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# You'll have a gay old time #

"# You'll have a gay old time #"

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Wilma!

"Wilma!"

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How do you do, ma'am? My name's Del Griffith.

"How do you do, ma'am? My name's Del Griffith."

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I'm with the American Light and Fixture Company,

"I'm with the American Light and Fixture Company,"

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Jewelry division.

"Jewelry division."

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And I've got the deal of a lifetime for you. Do you have a minute?

"And I've got the deal of a lifetime for you. Do you have a minute?"

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Great.

"Great."

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for the Grand Wizard of China

"for the Grand Wizard of China"

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back in the fourth century.

"back in the fourth century."

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Now, these, of course, aren't the originals,

"Now, these, of course, aren't the originals,"

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They're selling for $5 a pair. Two for $7.

"They're selling for $5 a pair. Two for $7."

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that my dad's coming home for Thanksgiving.

"that my dad's coming home for Thanksgiving."

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You know something?

"You know something?"

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It makes you look a little older, too.

"It makes you look a little older, too."

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Did you call the wife?

"Did you call the wife?"

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Probably at my daughter's Thanksgiving pageant.

"Probably at my daughter's Thanksgiving pageant."

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Those are the precious moments, too.

"Those are the precious moments, too."

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No, it's a figure of speech.

"No, it's a figure of speech."

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By the way, I called a good friend of mine at Eastern Airlines.

"By the way, I called a good friend of mine at Eastern Airlines."

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I know. I called all the airlines.

"I know. I called all the airlines."

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Well, at least we're still sitting on over 100 beans from my brilliant idea.

"Well, at least we're still sitting on over 100 beans from my brilliant idea."

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And...

"And..."

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you know, I think I'm holding you up.

"you know, I think I'm holding you up."

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Oh, no. Don't say that about yourself. That's not true, Neal. It really isn't true.

"Oh, no. Don't say that about yourself. That's not true, Neal. It really isn't true."

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No, I really think we'll get to where we're going a lot faster if...

"No, I really think we'll get to where we're going a lot faster if..."

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we were alone.

"we were alone."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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I think I'm just going to take care of this and I think I'm going to get going.

"I think I'm just going to take care of this and I think I'm going to get going."

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- I appreciate that. - Yeah, that's fine.

"- I appreciate that. - Yeah, that's fine."

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You know, it's just harder for two people to travel. You know?

"You know, it's just harder for two people to travel. You know?"

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Yeah. Yeah. Sure it is.

"Yeah. Yeah. Sure it is."

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Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're saying.

"Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're saying."

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Thanks for the meal.

"Thanks for the meal."

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Yeah, okay, that's all right.

"Yeah, okay, that's all right."

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And I owe you some of this, too.

"And I owe you some of this, too."

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No, no, no, no. Del.

"No, no, no, no. Del."

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- I'm not taking your money. - Take the money.

"- I'm not taking your money. - Take the money."

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- Buy your kids a chocolate turkey or something. - No, no, you get your kids something.

"- Buy your kids a chocolate turkey or something. - No, no, you get your kids something."

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- I don't need anything for my kids. - I'm just going to leave it there.

"- I don't need anything for my kids. - I'm just going to leave it there."

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Then leave it. If you want to leave it, fine.

"Then leave it. If you want to leave it, fine."

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I've got to get going now, so if you'll excuse me...

"I've got to get going now, so if you'll excuse me..."

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I got things to do.

"I got things to do."

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So...

"So..."

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Good luck to you and I hope you get home soon.

"Good luck to you and I hope you get home soon."

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I'll see you.

"I'll see you."

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V-5

"V-5"

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Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey!"

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Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey!"

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

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