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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Uptick (S03E03)

"Um, the guys hacked it together."
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"until you can find a job and get your own place."
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"You know, he said he wants to be able"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- All right. Cool, man. - There we go."
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"It's an honor."
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"Monica, you don't have to do this."
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"- Do you work here? - Well, it was my first day actually."
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"What? Why?"
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"So... Bachmanity it is."
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"You suck."
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"it's normal to have a... a conversation"
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"No, you need to go get that now."
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"All right, all right. Look, look, look."
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"Well, he was wrong. Over 4,000 times."
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"I don't know. I was just smiling."
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"He was the one that, uh, talked me into it."
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"Well, yes,"
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"illegal dumping in the San Francisco Bay."
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"Hey, Erlich, remember when Gilfoyle said that"
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"Then we're turning right around and going back to Phoenix."
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"How the fuck does something like this happen?"
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"Yes, the uptick!"
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"Meanwhile, I'm taking a leak at a Restoration Hardware."
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"Who's drinking? Come on!"
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"Might you be interested in placing a bid?"
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"And as Raviga controls three of the board seats,"
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"And Evan."
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"And this asshole wanted to pivot to video chat."
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"Gavin, CJ Cantwell, line one."
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"In the amount of time that it took for us to get"
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"I can't do it."
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"Yes, that. So, while our fortune"
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"upon which I built this motherfucking cathedral"
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"This will be far superior to Hooli-Chat."
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"You know what? I'm a completionist."
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"if you had been there, hand to God."
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"Yes. I... I gotta go."
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"is real."
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"Not the code. The server is overloaded."
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"and I can use these opposing forces"
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"Because the numbers are fake."
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"Jared, is this about the fake users?"
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"Pied Piper is in this death spiral,"
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"Well, Laurie still hasn't called me back, so I may need a new job."
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"You may want to fund that instead."
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"where Steve Jobs famously sought peace and came up"
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"I've got counter-counters."
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"You have everything to do with it."
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"You know what? I don't care."
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"I know about the uptick."
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"I am forcing a sale."
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"- Pumped. - Pumped!"
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"In fact, why don't I, um..."
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"Great."
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"we will make them billions of dollars."
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"Are we absolutely clear?"
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"Oh, fuck, it's my dad again. He's gotta be so pissed."
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"- Richard? - Yes?"
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"Why would he want to bail out Raviga?"
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"We got up to 4K users totally organically. Oh."
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"Big. Head."
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"Go for Erlich."
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"That wasn't goodness."
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"Okay?"
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"So, you need to turn around and walk the hell out of there."
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"people have been wondering, Eh! Where are my files?"
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"Yeah, we're fine."
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"The only item on the agenda is,"
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"Uh, a couple of hours I guess."
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"The Catholic church really did a number on that town."
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"- I vote yes also. - Irrelevant."
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"so I'll need stock."
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"I'm drawing thoughtful, zoological comparisons."
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"into a shared folder, and then the next day,"
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"Richard, I am so sorry."
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"What do you... What? How?"
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"Jared, have you been crying?"
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"I mean, it was the lunch hour."
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"And it hits me."
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"Why yes, the zombie script that randomizes user action"
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"Hey, Gilfoyle, you wanna come inside and help me"
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"Doesn't seem like much of an option, does it?"
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"Hm."
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"- No, no. - No, my lawyer is in jail, so."
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"game-changing... wait for it..."
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"Richard, Richard..."
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"for next to nothing."
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"Laurie!"
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"or something like that."
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"Peter Gregory instilled, then I don't think I belong here."
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"I mean, I guess now we're a video chat company,"
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"but I am the founder, it's my algorithm,"
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"Just us controlling our own destiny."
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"Do not hang up on me."
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"from that office to right here,"
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"So."
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