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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"- Cyril, get the ******* gun. - Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"- You're bringing this on yourself. - Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"BOTH: Hah! - Anytime now, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTING]"
Archer (2009)
"Pity. Probably have to knock five percent off my asking price for the list."
Archer (2009)
"- What? More than that, I bet. - Seller's market."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop."
Archer (2009)
"Do you hear that?"
Archer (2009)
"- Drop it, Spelvin. - Oh, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"I think the twins are warming up to me."
Archer (2009)
"Right? Are you guys...? Am I getting some signals?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, shut up. - Make me."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, we both know you can't do it."
Archer (2009)
"Ye... Yes, I can."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. Then go ahead, Cyril. Shoot."
Archer (2009)
"Just him, though. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"- I... SPELVIN: Don't have it in you?"
Archer (2009)
"...four-eyed little kid, trying to impress daddy."
Archer (2009)
"I was all-conference lacrosse."
Archer (2009)
"No, not sports. Look at you, shoulders like a trout."
Archer (2009)
"- Spelvin. SPELVIN: But what?"
Archer (2009)
"Regional Spelling Bee."
Archer (2009)
"- You suck at everything. - Oh, it's not his fault, he just..."
Archer (2009)
"But I'm gonna get my money's worth in..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-uh. I've still got one bullet."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, does he? - Who am I, Count Bulletsula?"
Archer (2009)
"Like Dracula? That was bad. Come back to me, I can do better."
Archer (2009)
"I will come back to you, because even if you do have one left..."
Archer (2009)
"...you can't shoot all three of us."
Archer (2009)
"All right, fair enough. Come on, girls."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, call me if you ever wanna get that drink."
Archer (2009)
"Either of you, both, whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Unless the sister thing is weird for you. I'm, obviously, way into it."
Archer (2009)
"All right, Archer, you win this round."
Archer (2009)
"No shit, Spelvin."
Archer (2009)
"Wh...? Jeezy Petes, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"- Huh. Could've sworn you fired six. - Could've blown my foot off."
Archer (2009)
"Which you deserve after what you did."
Archer (2009)
"- So... - So, what?"
Archer (2009)
"- Uhn! Depends. You learn anything? - Oh, God, yes. I did."
Archer (2009)
"I swear. I learned a huge valuable lesson that I will remember for the rest of my life."
Archer (2009)
"Which you will spend never knowing if I rat you out."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Yeah. So, what did you learn?"
Archer (2009)
"- To never confide in you? - There you go."
Archer (2009)
"See? As long as you learn something from it, it's not a mistake."
Archer (2009)
"- Okay. - Where...? Archer, where are you going?"
Archer (2009)
"Judging from the decor..."
Archer (2009)
"...l'm guessing Spelvin's got one of those kick-ass Japanese soaking tubs."
Archer (2009)
"What? After all that, you wanna take a bath?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you not?"
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"- Three hundred bucks. - Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"I wanna see how many pool balls you can fit in your mouth."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know what mother is so mad about. God, Pam, would you hurry up."
Archer (2009)
"...and my mouth is killing me. - You stuffed four pool balls in it."
Archer (2009)
"At least, I have a:"
Archer (2009)
"I was just checking to see if it's still doing it."
Archer (2009)
"- And where the hell have you been? - On agency business, at the bank."
Archer (2009)
"[CHUCKLES]"
Archer (2009)
"You maniac!"
Archer (2009)
"Famine or no, they've got a shitload of money."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then I should get my turtleneck."
Archer (2009)
"- I don't know, maybe five hours? - Good, then we've got some time."
Archer (2009)
"No, you tit. The only thing I hear is..."
Archer (2009)
"[GUN COCKS]"
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: L... - How did you fail him? Was it sports?"
Archer (2009)
"This one knows what I'm talking about. I see you checking them out."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Sorry! GILLETTE: Case in point."
Archer (2009)
"No. Just you."
Archer (2009)
"Don't have it now, didn't have it when you were a wheezy..."
Archer (2009)
"I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the..."
Archer (2009)
"Forget those first two darts and just find your center."
Archer (2009)
"Fricking head's pounding, I'm sweating booze..."
Archer (2009)
"- Sterling. ARCHER: What?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, hang on. Don't..."
Archer (2009)
"[GUN CLICKS]"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait, stop. Stop."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Cyril, go do whatever it is you do. - But..."
Archer (2009)
"It is exactly fair. You made a choice."
Archer (2009)