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Clips from 30 Rock - Blind Date (S01E01)

"Bears have weak knees."
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"Yeah, that's it. Frank?"
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"One."
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"Um, four?"
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"You can't spend a bunch of money on bear suits"
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Hmm. How does you life improve? Do the hands have money in them?"
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"I can tell from your stress level"
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"for improving your personal life."
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"No, I have bigger things to worry about"
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"than my personal life."
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"I think it's a good match. Are you free on Thursday?"
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"and, by the way, it is completely inappropriate"
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"for you to be questioning me about my private life"
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"and then trying to set me up with someone"
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"No, I'm not. Good."
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"I bluffed. Yes, I am coming."
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"Today I feel like making someone a millionaire."
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"Okay? Number one... go with your gut."
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"Josh, you and me, Thursday night."
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"I can't do that. Thursday's poker night here."
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"Poker night? I love poker!"
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"Like she was in a porn."
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"Hey, Lemon..."
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"This, probably. I don't have time to go home."
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"I want you to go out on your lunch hour"
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"Look at that. Wow."
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"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
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"What up, Tra?"
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"This round, Texas Doozy."
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"Tra, do you mind if I deal this hand?"
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"Be my guest. Show me love."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the minimum bet in this game is $25."
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"I call."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"is to determine your opponent's strength"
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"Everyone has a tell..."
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"When Frank is bluffing, he asks a series of inane questions"
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"Is that what I do? Am I doing that right now?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"and if I don't pay by the 10th, my mom's gonna throw me out."
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"I'm all-in. Anybody else?"
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"Okay, what do you got?"
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"I think I have what they refer to as a royal flush."
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"Thank you."
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"Liz?"
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"Hey."
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"Oh, well, look, obviously, this is a miscommunication."
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"I'm certainly not interested in chasing a straight girl."
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"No, it's fine. I'll stay."
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"the brilliant plastics engineer/lesbian?"
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"Yes, and a surprisingly good poker player."
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"That his Myers-Briggs psychological testing"
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"Yes."
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"I was sure she meant Jason Lee."
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"for "Dancing with the Deity.""
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"I can't believe you bet your wedding ring. I know."
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"Another one bites the dust."
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"Are you serious?"
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"I think about it all the time."
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"I mean, you'd die, and they wouldn't find you"
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"And it's not just choking."
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"I... I will check."
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"I've been playing for two hours."
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"She's great. You should marry that girl."
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"There was the guy who played Halo under the name Slut Banger. Dennis."
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"who played guitar all the time."
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"You're more relaxed with Gretchen"
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"Oh, I'm not saying it'll be easy."
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"Frank is a very tender, beautiful man."
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"I raise you $200."
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"with your cheap loafers and your page jacket?"
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"I'm all-in."
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"I'm out of chips, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Hey, I got a fun idea."
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"Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?"
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"Why?"
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"so you can sweep up these shrimp tails."
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""Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.""
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"you want to go see Margaret Cho at the Beacon?"
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"You know, I said I'm not into chasing straight girls,"
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"and making flowerbeds out of old railroad ties."
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"But the thing is,"
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"I can see your wedding ring."
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"Robot, kick him in the knees."
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"He should vibrate, 'cause the robot's full of radiation."
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"How many bears did I say you could have?"
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"And how many do you see here?"
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"Save a little money for the rest of us, Frank."
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"that are only gonna be seen for like 25 seconds."
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"Liz, nobody's gonna believe that a killer robot"
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"can get his ass kicked by one bear."
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"It doesn't make any sense."
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"You're trying to bring logic to the robot-bear sketch?"
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"You can't have four bears!"
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"Well, how many can I keep?"
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"One!"
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"Sam, why don't you stay?"
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"Who did my sudoku puzzle?"
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"I have been looking forward to this puzzle all morning."
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"Hey, Liz, could you come up to my office"
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"when you have a free moment?"
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"I never have a free moment, Jack... never, ever."
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"Really punch him, like karate."
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"Are you familiar with the Japanese art of reiki?"
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"No."
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"It is the laying on of hands in order to improve one's life."
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"Human contact is important, Lemon."
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"that you have not been touched in any way in quite some time..."
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"not caressed, not massaged, not even groped on the subway."
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"Where are you headed with this?"
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"Your mood affects the quality of your work,"
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"which, in turn, affects me."
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"Do you agree that you need someone in your life, Lemon?"
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"I would think that a single woman's biggest worry"
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"would be choking to death alone in her apartment."
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"I have a friend in town I'd like to set you up with."
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"No, thank you."
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"Thomas is very bright, has a wonderful sense of humor."
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"when you don't even know anything about me."
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