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Clips from Louie (2010) - So Old / Playdate (S01E01)

"...puts it into a woman's vagina..."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know. Guys my age just suck."
Louie (2010)
"They all think they're so great."
Louie (2010)
"I know. You've hit the jackpot, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God, that's crazy old."
Louie (2010)
"Who the hell is that?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm older than any baseball player."
Louie (2010)
"That's the only reason it exists at all..."
Louie (2010)
"We just want to spray jizz everywhere just for no reason."
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
Louie (2010)
"First of all, right away, any kind of "I got kids.""
Louie (2010)
"Chris is here to talk about some ways we are trying to include..."
Louie (2010)
"...more physical activity in the curriculum to deal with this fatigue problem."
Louie (2010)
"They aren't given enough time to eat. No, it's not that."
Louie (2010)
"You don't tell them who they are."
Louie (2010)
"My son is Never Cartesian."
Louie (2010)
"I've been reading about this Reggio teaching method from Italy."
Louie (2010)
"It's like Montessori, only a bit more creative."
Louie (2010)
"Right?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, can I get one of those? Sure."
Louie (2010)
"Same."
Louie (2010)
"...and I was wondering if maybe you just wanna do a playdate?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, all this shit is shut down for good."
Louie (2010)
"So when do you wanna do it?"
Louie (2010)
"Because Never would really like one also."
Louie (2010)
"No, we were just-- Nope."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, I feel awful. I don't."
Louie (2010)
"And why do you think that is?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"I was gonna take you up on your offer of using this time to do something..."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, of course, please, come on in. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You never know. Good rule, definitely."
Louie (2010)
"Look, you're really gonna defend fathers? What was your father like?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"I would never hit Serge, never."
Louie (2010)
"That's awful. I know."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, I'm drawing a blank."
Louie (2010)
"Come on."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no, okay. Uh...."
Louie (2010)
"Bad...?"
Louie (2010)
"I was thinking that on Jane's 18th birthday, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I'm having so much fun."
Louie (2010)
"All right. Well, bye, thanks for everything."
Louie (2010)
"I'm the guy that women see and they go, eh?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm like, "I know, it's weird, but it does happen. I do this--""
Louie (2010)
"You know, sometimes sex is like such a confusing thing in my life."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, sex seems very complicated and confusing..."
Louie (2010)
"...but it's very simple."
Louie (2010)
"The man takes his penis..."
Louie (2010)
"...he ejaculates..."
Louie (2010)
"...and she dies."
Louie (2010)
"She dies?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna die"
Louie (2010)
"I guess I feel like I should go out and get laid..."
Louie (2010)
"...but I don't have sex drive, really."
Louie (2010)
"I have-- It's not sex drive."
Louie (2010)
"I have sex "just sit in the car and hope someone gets in.""
Louie (2010)
"There's not really-- It's not drive."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you, thanks very much."
Louie (2010)
"I was listening to what you said about younger girls, though."
Louie (2010)
"Uh-huh. Well, it's not true, not for all of us."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, yeah, how's that?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I'm really turned on by older guys."
Louie (2010)
"You are? Sure."
Louie (2010)
"How old are you? Twenty-six."
Louie (2010)
"That turns you on, doesn't it? Just the number."
Louie (2010)
"Can I ask you, why do you like older guys?"
Louie (2010)
"They have all this annoying energy..."
Louie (2010)
"...and they're all pink and smooth like a baby. Ew."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I guess I-- But older guys are just relaxed."
Louie (2010)
"Your skin is all loose and a little dry."
Louie (2010)
"And you smell weird."
Louie (2010)
"We smell weird? Totally. Do you mind?"
Louie (2010)
"Mm. Yeah, you smell."
Louie (2010)
"Like what?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, like..."
Louie (2010)
"...dying? It's sexy."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you smell nice too."
Louie (2010)
"Well, yeah, young pussy smells good."
Louie (2010)
"Holy shit."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, clearly..."
Louie (2010)
"...but I don't know about being in a relationship with a--"
Louie (2010)
"Relationship? Ew."
Louie (2010)
"Who said anything about that?"
Louie (2010)
"Here you are. Can we go?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, baby. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, you're so old."
Louie (2010)
"What? You're so old."
Louie (2010)
"You're so goddamn old."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I'm pretty old."
Louie (2010)
"I'm almost 43."
Louie (2010)
"I was born in 1967."
Louie (2010)
"I remember going to movies cost $3."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, shit, that's so long ago."
Louie (2010)
"I had a vein removed from my leg last year."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, so did my mom. Don't stop."
Louie (2010)
"I voted for Mike Dukakis."
Louie (2010)
"Except Jamie Moyer, I think. He's still playing for the Phillies."
Louie (2010)
"Should I call you, or...?"
Louie (2010)
"Nope. That was great, though, thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Sex drive has to come from somewhere, and it's not just about sex."
Louie (2010)
"Sex has something behind it. It's weird because we ignore it."
Louie (2010)
"Sex is really trying to get somewhere."
Louie (2010)
"It's trying to have a family."
Louie (2010)
"You don't really wanna know that because we've separated those two things..."
Louie (2010)
"...but the entire reason sex exists is to have babies."
Louie (2010)
"...but we're such a narcissistic species that we've separate-- We made it just--"
Louie (2010)
"Because we just wanna, ugh!"
Louie (2010)
"Like, we just wanna just:"
Louie (2010)
"Because that urge is the urge to procreate."
Louie (2010)
"A horny teenage boy is thinking, "I want a baby. Oh, yeah."
Louie (2010)
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