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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (S02E02)

"then you should have made some kind of impression."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right? Now stop being such a whiner,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and let us out! - Dude, don't piss him off."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is his name Washington?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I hope you both enjoy one-on-one time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in close quarters,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause you're about to get a lot of it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How's that for an impression?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, you made quite a point."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now we're just stuck in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know what we should do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We should have sex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know. I'm shocked, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But hear me out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is what I'm thinking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't know what happened ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe you lost some weight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's get this over with ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Come on, let's quickly have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's quickly have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So I can move on with my life ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My busy life ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You and I ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Are both highly intelligent people ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Once we do it, it'll be like ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Well, that's what that was like ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And you'll hopefully go back ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To seeming weird to me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But right now let's have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I mean, obviously you want to, too ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Just super quickly have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Super quickly have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You could use the exercise ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Sometimes my body wants things ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That my mind does not ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My body wants things that make my mind go ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We're animals ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's unfortunate ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So come on, let's contortion it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I won't be back to normal till I see ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What your nipples look like ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They're probably straightforward nipples ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I won't know for sure ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And we super quickly ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let's have intercourse ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Good thing I happen to have an old condom ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In my wallet. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA (muffled): No. No, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no. You do not have my consent."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What in the world would make you think"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I would want to have"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"hot, naked, sweaty elevator sex with you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, the more I describe it, the more disgusting it sounds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're doing the old-timey voice and I am still attracted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sir, please desist, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am in a monogamous relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, which means you're bored, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The chase is over, the sex is lame."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, no. Actually, we have a lot of sex. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All day, "erryday," it's sexy sexy time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what? I had sex with someone this morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That has nothing to do with whether or not"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want to have sex with you or not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Nathaniel, um, this is every kind of inappropriate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"instead of, uh, having sex, why don't we just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"get to know each other in a platonic way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Okay? I'll start."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. I'm Rebecca Bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and I'm a Ravenclaw. - (scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you think Harry Potter's stupid? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think that when people say they're Ravenclaw,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but they don't want to sound too braggy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, wow. So you've seen one of the movies. Cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had mono in college"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and my weird theater-major roommate had them,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I read them in a week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"think they are modern classics."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? There you go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You happy now? You've got something on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The tough boss likes a child wizard book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There you go. Spread the news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, actually, I think it's kind of nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It almost makes you seem human."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't be a dick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I sit down?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl was hoping we could talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Face-to-face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl was hoping?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He just called me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He wanted us to talk and... so do I."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales): Oh, my."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been giving you some space, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't do this anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've apologized every way I can think of."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was the biggest mistake of my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are the center of my whole universe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please give me another chance."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, Darryl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What did you do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I said I was going to the bathroom,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but instead, I called Scott"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then I peed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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