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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (S02E02)

"I know what you literally did..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... you dumb-ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What I want to know is how you could do this to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is not some secret trick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wanted to help you; you're my best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am not your best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA (muffled): Okay. Okay, fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe I'm a little bit Gryffindor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, but you're totally a Slytherin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not ashamed of that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Slytherin are proud, cunning, ambitious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And evil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which actually totally fits you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because you tried to seduce me even though I'm engaged."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, don't do that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but that's not my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, I am completely and totally free..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to do whatever I want with whomever I want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't you miss that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I never cared for the chase."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To never be with anyone else."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To never have another first time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or first kiss."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's so magical about first kisses?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, you can't be with Cedric if you're already with Ron."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Stop talking dirty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator bell dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! The elevator's back on. Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep. Great. Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so we've been here all night."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. (sniffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator stops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(panting)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're looking really guilty ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Move aside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You can't push the wind ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That kiss was all your fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I just reveal your ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Deepest wishes and fears ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So it's you, Rebecca ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who is super weird ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Super weird ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're super weird ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm not!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or that's where you're going."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You ruined everything ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You stupid bitch. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Get away from me, Mr. Wind!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just get away! Stop bothering me, wind!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just stop it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. Hey, hey, hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Josh. Hey, wake up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wake up. I got to talk to you. It's really important."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah. What-What's up? Everything okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where have you been? It's so early."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have to tell you something, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have to tell you something right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunts, sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have the most amazing news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Are they doing a remake of Chuck Norris's Sidekick?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't think s... I mean, they might be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no. Josh, so I called your dream wedding venue,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and a spot opened up!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello. Is this Ashley Jones?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, are you getting married at"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, you hash-tagged the venue on your Instagram."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Incidentally, your account is not private."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Might want to change that. Lot of weirdos out there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, I was wondering if I could pay you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"an exorbitant amount of money to move your wedding date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and-and we got off the waiting list."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When is it? What's the date? Like, next year?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not next year. Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not next month."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not next week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the week after next week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's in two weeks! (squeals)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The wedding is in two weeks!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know it's a little soon,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but, I mean, it's the only way our dream could come true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) Rebecca, two-two weeks is insane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know, I know. You know, that's what I told them on the phone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But then I-I thought about it, Josh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we've known each other for 11 years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Finally, it's coming to an end."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The pursuit is over, and I just want to celebrate that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But why the rush?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, it's not a rush though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because I thought about it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and was it a rush for you to propose to me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. It's not a rush"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I've been waiting my whole life for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But there's so much to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that's what's great about this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We plan it, we get it done,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then we start our lives together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You won't have to do anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? I'll handle it all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All you have to do is show up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and make me the happiest girl in the world, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yay! Oh, hooray. I-I knew you'd say "All right.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(giggling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I'm so excited."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, I have goose bumps. - (magical tinkling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Do you hear that? - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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