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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (S02E02)

"- Right. - No. Code yellow is man problems."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Hidey hole."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so I had a graphic dream about Nathaniel last night,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and now he's giving me goose bumps."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's all up and down my lady limbs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm planning a wedding to the man of my dreams."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this bad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, well..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, Josh doesn't give me goose bumps anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what's happening."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm "im-bump-otent" with him right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's gonna pass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, remember when I had, like, major goose bumps"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and yuck, it was just, it was over?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just have to wait for him to whip his yuck out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I can do that. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I bet... bet he has a big yuck, like a massive yuck."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I wonder if I could even take that yuck."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, change of plans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need to stay away from him as much as possible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... whatever you do,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"do not get stuck in a small space with Nathaniel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, why would I do that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you know, you wouldn't mean to,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but that is exactly what happens in rom-coms."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, good-looking people who hate each other"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, they are always getting stuck in snowy cabins"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and bank vaults and the trunk of a car."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it has happened to"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so all I need to do is just avoid Nathaniel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right. I can do that. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, I can do that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There would be..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"On article seven... What do you think that means?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Coast is clear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whistling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You might say, "Don't do it, wind ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Leave these poor people alone" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But I'm a prankster ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tee-hee-hee-hee ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I just wanna see ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What will happen. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This place is a fortune."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're my best friend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and my best friend deserves a special meal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Best friend. Mm-hmm. Cheers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cheers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, it's funny that you picked this place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's right near Scott's new apartment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, when I drop the kids off,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sometimes I think, you know, if we were still together,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I had a million dollars, we could eat here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't you just give him a call and tell him how you feel?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I want to, but I just, I can't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't. I have my pride."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, that is just silly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you cuddle pride?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you take pride to the movies?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can pride pick a little piece of croissant out of your mustache?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it doesn't matter what other people say."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, Scott made a huge mistake,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but he apologized right away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you said yourself, you said"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you didn't think that he would cheat again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you didn't tell me that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were talking to Mrs. Hernandez,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and I was nearby. - Maybe you're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe... I will give him another chance."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. I will think about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's great. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"While you're doing that,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go... sprinkle the infield."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'll be right back. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA (muffled): Help!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Help! We're stuck! Hello!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Power must have gone out due to the winds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh! There's no cell phone service in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The alarm's busted, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. We have to get out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How are we gonna get out of here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Just calm down. - I am calm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just can't be stuck in here, and I cannot"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"be stuck in here with you. So just-just somebody!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Somebody, help! Just get us out of here!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Hello! Help!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who's in there?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's Rebecca Bunch and Nathaniel Plimpton."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you help us?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sure. Of course. Yeah, absolutely."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just as soon as you say my name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just say my name, you know. Pronounce it correctly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, uh, and I'll just let you both out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, it's what's-his-name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Quick. What's his name?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think I know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You fired him and then rehired him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You worked with him for over a year."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I don't know his name,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I do know exactly what he looks like."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles): No! No, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm, uh, I'm not gonna stand for this-this disrespect anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Say... my... name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God! If you wanted people to remember your name,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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