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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (S02E02)

"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa! Whoa!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow! Those are beauts!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, all right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, show's over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing to see here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Goose bumps."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sniffles, clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Josh, I need you to give me goose bumps right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn you, winds of the devil."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, it's me again ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm the Santa Ana winds ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Here's some magic dust ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Which will make things weird. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(magical tinkling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(magical tinkling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're hunters by nature."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, girl who works for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both moaning)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(breathing heavily)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They just got Santa Ana winded. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I had the weirdest dream last night. - You did? So did I."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, me, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. It's those damn Devil Winds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I dreamt"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I married my pet snake Long John Slither, which is crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That prop isn't even on the ballot yet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I actually had an amazing dream."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was George Washington, George Foreman,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Boy George and myself... We're all on a yacht."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which makes sense, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God! What is wrong with you people?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're all a bunch of jerks!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, Karen, I'm totally freaking out,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because you all had weird dreams, but mine was..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"mine was upsetting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, I'm in a funeral home,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I walk up to a casket."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- And in the casket was Darryl... - (Karen gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, it's-it's been haunting me all morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you know, you know when you have a dream,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it just feels so real?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm here. Stop talking about dumb stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, we were just discussing the Devil Winds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you happen to have a weird dream last night?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Why would you ask that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because we've all had weird dreams,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we think it's because of the Devil Winds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I think we just, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"dial it back on the Devil Winds, Karen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) You did have a dream."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I see it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your eyes have been touched by the... Winds of Diablo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I did have a dream."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I dreamt that I didn't work with morons."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, you know what I wish I had a dream about?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That my boss was kind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Run, Karen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I'm so sorry about her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey! - Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, um, go ahead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll-I'll just... I'll wait and stir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I like to saturate the wood."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(moans softly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Here you go. - Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn it. Goose bumps."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Darryl humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey, Darryl? - Hmm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was thinking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know sometimes I get impatient"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with you, and I'm"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sorry about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I just... you know, I want you to know"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I value our friendship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, you know, if you wanted"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to pose for an oil painting together sometime,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I would be fine with that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? 'Cause I was thinking about charcoal or a gouache."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - But an oil painting..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That means that we would spend more time together, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait a second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why are you being so nice?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This isn't one of your secret tricks,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like the other time where you told me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that there was ice cream in the bathroom?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): That's really funny, though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on. Anyway,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, you know, the... blah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait a second, Paula. Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What would you think about maybe hanging out after work tonight?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe grab a bite, just to catch up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. No, no. No. That's fine. I get it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, you know what? Fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, that would be great!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, there's this restaurant that I wanted to try, so we could..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. No, no, no. Whatever. Whatever you want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(singsongy): Going to dinner with Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"NBD. You know, casual thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Best friend thing. (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's George!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Paula?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. Code yellow. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? What is this? What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. I threw away that color chart you gave me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God! Periods are code blue, because blue is the color"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of the liquid they use in tampon commercials,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because men hate that women bleed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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