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Clips from Arrested Development - Hand to God (S02E02)

"[Wheezing Cough]"
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"Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here."
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"Is this our little bundle of... two gay cops' baby?"
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"Here it is. This came from our cup."
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"That fellow was in our cup once."
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"Boy, you just cannot get off the breast thing, can you?"
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"Okay, where's the baby?"
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"- I'm not pregnant. - But we paid you to do this, Maggie."
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"And I had this client-You know, we were working on the fat case."
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"So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay?"
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"And you weren't gonna let these nice guys have a baby?"
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"I'm gonna give 'em their baby. I never thought you'd stick around."
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"I'm not goin' anywhere, baby."
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"- What is wrong with me? - [Beeping]"
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"[Loretta] Oh! Here it comes! Here comes the baby!"
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"Is that the head?"
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"- And Michael reunited with his son. - You disappointed?"
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"You kiddin' me? You're the only son I've ever needed."
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"- [Bell Dings] - That's all the adventure I've ever needed."
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"[Narrator] But "M"didn't stand for "main floor.""
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"[P. A: Woman] Dr. Ward to the morgue, please."
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"- Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat. - [Tool Whirring]"
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"[Narrator] And Michael said good-bye to Maggie."
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"- I know. I've got a problem. - We obviously both do."
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"We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives."
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"When we're together, it is like-"
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"- Magic? - I was gonna say "train wreck.""
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"We have to make a vow, okay? This is over."
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"No more lying. No deceit, no sex. Everything."
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"[Narrator] But that, too, turned out to be a lie."
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"Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever."
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"And there you are. We've removed the hook, and there's been no damage."
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"- Oh, thank God. - Yeah, he's gonna be fine."
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"[Narrator] And Maggie gets a big surprise."
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"You have got to be kidding me."
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"Hot cops We're aiming to please"
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"We're taking on the bad boys"
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"With our loaded guns"
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"We'll pump you full of molten lead"
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"Hot cops"
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"Just give us a squeeze"
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"Hot cops [Hisses] Hot"
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"Listen, you know, I would never date anyone without you being okay with it, right?"
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"Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father."
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"I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it?"
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"Bow tie?"
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"And secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great."
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"[Narrator] In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy..."
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"Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you. There's nothing to be scared about."
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"And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's do detective work this good. Huh?"
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"but actually a very greedy woman..."
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"Whose idea was the temporary hand?"
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"Hot cops We'll clean up the town"
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"Bang, bang, you're dead"
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"And back at the penthouse, Lucille was praying for the second time in her life."
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"Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back."
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"Anything you find in there-name, phone number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right?"
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"Uncle Gob?"
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"And Gob caught up with Maeby and made a confession."
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"only to discover that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital."
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