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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"He's what? Dead."
Archer (2009)
"This is crazy, how could Luke be-- Gay?"
Archer (2009)
"And your little, whatever, gay innuendos don't even merit a--"
Archer (2009)
"It's just like my birthday party all over again."
Archer (2009)
"Remember? No!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Because you weren't invited."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, tell me exactly what happened."
Archer (2009)
"...Troy was posing as a nuclear scientist..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man, that is classic Luke the Spook!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, that was the plan."
Archer (2009)
"But somehow, thanks to what I just assume is ODIN idiocy..."
Archer (2009)
"...Troy acquired real uranium. Even classicer."
Archer (2009)
"...four ODIN agents were dead, the uranium..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- Archer, if it walks like a duck..."
Archer (2009)
"...and quacks like a duck and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks--"
Archer (2009)
"Ever think of that? That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"Or a wolf in sheep's clothing?"
Archer (2009)
"Or one of the other tricky animals?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, we'll never know."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, there is no mole and faked it how?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, he obviously bailed out and-- And then..."
Archer (2009)
"...landed safely, buried his chute..."
Archer (2009)
"...ran ten miles to the crash site..."
Archer (2009)
"Actually no, I'm not sorry."
Archer (2009)
"He was a traitor and a thief and so I'm glad he's dead."
Archer (2009)
"If he is! Because you've always been insanely jealous of my friends!"
Archer (2009)
"Does he seem almost a little too fond of Troy?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and you know he was gay, right?"
Archer (2009)
"I thought Troy was already dead. Because he wants you to think that!"
Archer (2009)
"Ray, back me up here. Luke Troy, yes or no, gayest dude ever?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Boom!"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. What?"
Archer (2009)
"And why don't we leave the terrace door open, Woodhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"...shooting tranquilizer darts at the world's shittiest pet."
Archer (2009)
"Told him when he bought it."
Archer (2009)
"- Okay. - What the hell is this?"
Archer (2009)
"This mustache on a penis is Rodney."
Archer (2009)
"...cleverly disguised as a large man."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. He's the new, whatever, gun librarian."
Archer (2009)
"Armory supervisor. Hooray, what's with the cage?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, some wacky new thing the kids are doing called "inventory control.""
Archer (2009)
"I need range time, so scuttle back into the little domain over which you have power..."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? For a few lousy bullets? Well, one, uh, they are excellent bullets."
Archer (2009)
"...and tell me Archer filled out your stupid forms..."
Archer (2009)
"...just to get a tranquilizer gun? No, I am not."
Archer (2009)
"Well? He filled them out to get..."
Archer (2009)
"...20 mark-two fragmentation grenade."
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute. Yeah, that lemur is hosed."
Archer (2009)
"That is such a relief, I was worried they turned you against me."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, you sure you're up for this? Because this thing, it runs deep."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha-ha! Classic you!"
Archer (2009)
"What was that'? Phrasing."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they have to, it sucks there."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, not now."
Archer (2009)
"What's the signal strength on Archer's cellphone?"
Archer (2009)
"The doohickey says he's about 30 minutes away."
Archer (2009)
"Could have done it ten times by now. Goddamn it, fine, fricking review me."
Archer (2009)
"Section one, team dynamics."
Archer (2009)
"Question one, "Does employee cooperate with others and...""
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, it went down wrong. Yeah, said your..."
Archer (2009)
"Mm. Okay, uh, say "Thanks for coming." Nope."
Archer (2009)
"No, seriously, if anybody finds out I helped you, I'll be disavowed."
Archer (2009)
"As a base of operations while We track down the mole..."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, yeah, according to the doohickey, it says Archer's in that direction."
Archer (2009)
"I bet you're reading it wrong. Section two, interpersonal."
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Strongly agree."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, we're going on foot through the woods."
Archer (2009)
"I know, but imagine it all fixed up."
Archer (2009)
"No, yeah, I mean obviously it's--"
Archer (2009)
"Pretty nuts. Said your mom! Ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I don't know, man, it kind of seems like, "What's the point?", you know?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't, actually. Come on, there's too much evidence."
Archer (2009)
"We gotta catch him. But then what?"
Archer (2009)
"Then there's another mole, or a double agent..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it's espionage."
Archer (2009)
"No, it's--"
Archer (2009)
"Because I only have two eyes and they were busy looking for hunters!"
Archer (2009)
"...wallpaper are you thinking about? Because, uh, I think it needs a textile."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, listen. No, you listen. We're--"
Archer (2009)
"- Ow! Ha-ha-ha!"
Archer (2009)
"Leave it."
Archer (2009)
"The voice mailbox of..."
Archer (2009)
"To our future together. Especially not Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"But then you came back to me. Wait, wait. Don't take this the wrong way..."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? Jesus, dude, I'm not gay."
Archer (2009)
"Well, sorry, I didn't invent English. It's more like..."
Archer (2009)
"Man, my head is spinning."
Archer (2009)
"Well, figuratively. if it was literally..."
Archer (2009)
"Also when I told you I actually did steal the uranium and murder my fellow agents."
Archer (2009)
"You dick. To fund our life together, dude."
Archer (2009)
"Well, this is a fricking disaster. I know."
Archer (2009)
"When Ron said we were going on a cruise, I almost vomited blood."
Archer (2009)
"No. Nobody's doing their peer reviews."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, the word "disaster" implies it's something that actually matters."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then maybe instead of doing my job, I'll go hang out in Vermont..."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oops."
Archer (2009)
"They kind of already are. There's only, like, two of them."
Archer (2009)
"So why are these damn peer reviews so hard?"
Archer (2009)
"Only like ten people work in this whole goddamn chickenshit outfit."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. Oh, don't be. It is a chickenshit outfit."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! What about intentionally shot at?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man, this is almost too easy."
Archer (2009)
"We can take each other's names. I'd be--"
Archer (2009)
"Because I'm not the idiot that took his idiot clothes off."
Archer (2009)
"I am gonna give you the worst peer review in the history of them."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, Lana. Where's Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Strongly agree. And from where?"
Archer (2009)
"Under“ - ...wear.."
Archer (2009)
"- Truckasaurus? - Cyril?"
Archer (2009)
"Damn it. We also called you Shirley Temper."
Archer (2009)
"But accurate. Ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"Which is why I thought it was weird you only ever carried two magazines."
Archer (2009)
"Section three, Organization Skills. Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"Because I had nowhere to put it!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so don't really know what to make of that."
Archer (2009)
"Well, his phone's in this house."
Archer (2009)
"It's about 20 miles north of Bennington, so I assume it's a B&B."
Archer (2009)
"Leave it. Yes."
Archer (2009)
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