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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"You could've said--"
Archer (2009)
"Damn it. All right."
Archer (2009)
"Feel like I owe you a freebie after the Whole ant-Krieger thing."
Archer (2009)
"I can't go anymore. Can't do it. Section four, running."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, really?"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Yeah, we don't have time. Not for this, dickbrain."
Archer (2009)
"Let's see, so judging from the shell ejection, she was firing at..."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God. What if I'm gay for Tolkien? - Dude."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I know a cure for that."
Archer (2009)
"What in the hell is...? Well, you know what they say."
Archer (2009)
"- Ew. - Gross."
Archer (2009)
"Archer? Shut up. Luke?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer? Oh, dude, is it bad?"
Archer (2009)
"I know."
Archer (2009)
"Luke, if you really do love me... You know I do."
Archer (2009)
"...then please don't finish that sentence. Dude. It's my deathbed confession."
Archer (2009)
"- ...put on some Al Green and... - No!"
Archer (2009)
"That break room is disgusting."
Archer (2009)
"Aw. Pigley Two."
Archer (2009)
"And you, Mr. I-Can-Solve-Your-Ant-Problem."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Everyone shut up, because item six:"
Archer (2009)
"I trained him for a year and the minute he's worth a damn..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, clean the secretly-gay-for-Lucas-Troy"
Archer (2009)
"And ten million dollars in bearer bonds."
Archer (2009)
"And when the smoke had cleared..."
Archer (2009)
"The plane he escaped in crashed in Vermont."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Sterling, I'm..."
Archer (2009)
"Dude, what? It was just the tip."
Archer (2009)
"I'll be somewhere in or on top of my building..."
Archer (2009)
"And since there's only one name on this list, you must be Ms. Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"All right, GPS says I'll be there in four hours."
Archer (2009)
"You... Pussy!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Yeah, doesn't work there."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. I got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?"
Archer (2009)
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Archer (2009)
"Look at the mantelpiece. Mahogany."
Archer (2009)
"I mean it's all fake, obviously-- Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"I can't go back to that world, man. I'm too tired."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, were you followed here? Wow, really? Okay, a little insulting."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? No. Jesus, what kind of..."
Archer (2009)
"I can't really explain."
Archer (2009)
"I know, this is a lot to process. No, like, literally."
Archer (2009)
"It's understandable. I mean, I'd do me."
Archer (2009)
"You had same wine, how did you not get drug?"
Archer (2009)
"Trace Sterling's phone and scramble every available field agent."
Archer (2009)
"I want them all converging on his location."
Archer (2009)
"Look, for your information..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Luke."
Archer (2009)
"- What? First of all, shit-ass. - Or take criticism."
Archer (2009)
"And if you want to keep those teeth, missy, you won't suck them at me."
Archer (2009)
"That can't possibly be your only regret."
Archer (2009)
"...far and away the best thing that ever happened to me."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they're called briefs. Yeah, you're a grown man?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God, I'm sorry. Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"The uranium, killing my fellow agents..."
Archer (2009)
"...after I paid him to get his teeth drilled to match my dental records."
Archer (2009)
"Remember that training mission in the DR?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm not, so please, don't-- After you passed out..."
Archer (2009)
"...the bad guys and the money had all disappeared."
Archer (2009)
"What, no, I bet he faked his own death so he can expose the mole."
Archer (2009)
"...two H&K MP5, 2000 rounds ammunition for same..."
Archer (2009)
"It's gonna be amazing, dude, look at these floors."
Archer (2009)
"...is an insane response to your situation."
Archer (2009)
"No, Archer, I thought I had. You did."
Archer (2009)
"No! Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you would know."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, if you think we have time... Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"For that. What, what is...? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Then we got shit-housed on mama Juana."
Archer (2009)
"Wait a-- Oh, my God, holy shit!"
Archer (2009)
"I know. Dude, I know. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Are you reading it wrong? Within two hundred meters."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Well, have you found Sterling?"
Archer (2009)
"He's a kickass agent, a great wingman..."
Archer (2009)
"Because they are a threat. No, they're not."
Archer (2009)
"As a tangerine. In jean shorts."
Archer (2009)
"Call me when you find a lead."
Archer (2009)
"And B, why would you possibly have these?"
Archer (2009)
"...what I really hope was not an Ent."
Archer (2009)
"That's Heart of Pine. Yeah, so, uh-- So look--"
Archer (2009)
"No, Vermont has liquor stores. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"A, you wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, I'm dying."
Archer (2009)
"And my best-- Only--"
Archer (2009)
"To lure a black market arms dealer into the open..."
Archer (2009)
"Nope. For?"
Archer (2009)
"And my situation is, anyone who could hurt me thinks I'm already dead."
Archer (2009)
"Why is Lana Kane-- And is that the geeky little accountant dude?"
Archer (2009)
"You know rne, I've banged more hot chicks than I've had hot dinners, but..."
Archer (2009)
"It'd be cheaper to build a brand new house out of actual money."
Archer (2009)
"Well, besides Lana ditching me. For what, an Entmoot?"
Archer (2009)
"But I only did it because I wanted us to be together forever."
Archer (2009)
"...and then strapped himself into the still-burning Wreckage?"
Archer (2009)
"...blaze orange is the safest color to wear to avoid being accidentally shot at."
Archer (2009)
"Paging Dr. Cooper."
Archer (2009)
"...who framed you for murdering colleagues and selling uranium on the black market?"
Archer (2009)
"Dude, there's a mole in your agency."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that's our Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Because she's got those big-ass tree-hands?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't worry, Luke. I'm coming for you."
Archer (2009)
"My only regret is I won't get to turn this in because it is scathing."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, you're not thinking straight."
Archer (2009)
"Well, whatever."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh. - ...is full. Goodbye."
Archer (2009)
"Why-- Wait, Why is money not a problem?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, Cyril? Which, you know, lame."
Archer (2009)
"We're not done with item five."
Archer (2009)
"--It will save me God knows how much on exterminators."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. He's dead."
Archer (2009)
"Reach-around?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, I will hire Kenny Loggins to come here..."
Archer (2009)
"Absolutely. Just fill out these requisition forms, in triplicate."
Archer (2009)
"...two each arctic camouflage parka and pant and..."
Archer (2009)
"And my point was, we could easily have done this by now."
Archer (2009)
"...isn't the optimal time to do peer reviews."
Archer (2009)
"Right, yes, okay, so, I know it doesn't look like much now..."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it. So easy."
Archer (2009)
"No, asshole. As a bed-and-breakfast."
Archer (2009)
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