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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Well, obviously we are, because I just said "item six.""
Archer (2009)
"Wherever you'd like."
Archer (2009)
"Like we can afford to eat lunch at any of those."
Archer (2009)
"Malory-- And-- Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"...it is once again time for peer reviews."
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"Ugh, how can you not hate those?"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe you're lame. Maybe you can shut your dick-holster."
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"Well, except Ms. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"That shitbag. What're you talking about? Luke's awesome."
Archer (2009)
"...he can drink Ireland under the table--"
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"Oh, man, back when we were training together, we tore it up!"
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"Just like his ISIS contract."
Archer (2009)
"...but especially to our highest-scoring recruit, Lucas Troy."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna work for ODIN. He was still awesome."
Archer (2009)
"...the awesome Luke Troy, is on your stupid agenda!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right, let's see here."
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"out of your ears."
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"Dead, Lana!"
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"Ow! Jesus! Ha!"
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"...who had stolen enough uranium for a dirty bomb."
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""Hey, stupid, here's your fake uranium," click, handcuffs, drops mic on stage."
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"The bad guys would obviously bring a geiger counter."
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"And so had Troy. Doesn't prove anything."
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"Dr. D.B. Cooper."
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"But I have a list of all his known aliases, so see if any of them used a passport."
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"Oh, or a credit card. Yeah, like at roughtrade.net."
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"...and play an acoustic set while I slap some sense into you."
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"Meathead frat-boy asshole jock maybe, but no, definitely not gay."
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"And I'm telling you these reviews are mandatory and since I outrank you--"
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"Hang on, let me check this imaginary list of all the people I report to."
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"Ms. Archer's pissed cause a bunch of guns and stuff keep going missing."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and let me know if you need a gallon of irradiated ants."
Archer (2009)
"...and get me 1000 rounds of nine mil wadcutter."
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"...two pairs snowshoe. Son of a bitch!"
Archer (2009)
"That phone call was-- Luke!"
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"Dude, I knew you faked your death because a mole framed you for stealing that uranium!"
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"Dude, I love deep. Said your mom."
Archer (2009)
"Ha! Nice. Queer."
Archer (2009)
"And my point is that pursuing a dangerous rogue agent..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. These are all Strongly Disagree."
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"God, what a dick. Said your mom. Boom!"
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"...but it has tons of potential."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- Twin Oaks. You like that?"
Archer (2009)
"For the name? Twin Oaks."
Archer (2009)
"There's another seven!"
Archer (2009)
"Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so, uh, about un-framing you for treason and murder."
Archer (2009)
"...on and on, it's all just secrets and lies, man."
Archer (2009)
"Hopefully that's just neurological damage from scraping lead paint."
Archer (2009)
"Because turning the Munsters' house into a B&B..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I know it'll cost a fortune to fix her up, but money's not a problem."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, and who was in the plane? Huh?"
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"I said who was in the goddamn--"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, what the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"Why, is it pumpkin season? Is that a thing?"
Archer (2009)
"I think I know how to spot a tail, so-- ls your phone on?"
Archer (2009)
"--Attempting to breach my perimeter?"
Archer (2009)
"I honestly don't know, but why are you doing that?"
Archer (2009)
"He's-- Wait, I'm sorry, whose future together?"
Archer (2009)
"Yours and mine, dumb-ass. Uh, you lost me."
Archer (2009)
"...there is something about you."
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"That makes you gay for me? Well, I don't really like that word."
Archer (2009)
"The wine. You drugged the wine?"
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"Yeah, sorry. I thought you might freak out when I told you all this."
Archer (2009)
"Classic you!"
Archer (2009)
"One Sterling Archer, two Sterling Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. Sterling Archer-Troy."
Archer (2009)
"Just your jacket, come on, I'm freezing!"
Archer (2009)
"Did you kill him? He's fine. Unlike your aim."
Archer (2009)
"No, it was- Oh, yeah, Spray-And-Pray."
Archer (2009)
"Again, unlike your aim."
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"Strongly agree!"
Archer (2009)
"You left your gun in a pile of clothes."
Archer (2009)
"Unless..."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, no, get it out of your head."
Archer (2009)
"Predator only hunts in tropical jungles."
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"Damn it."
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"Lana? Little geek dude'?"
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"There's dating you. Actually no, that was..."
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"So as much as I'd like to, I don't think now's an optimal time for that."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. But do get naked. Panties too."
Archer (2009)
"...but what is your problem?"
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"Oh, my God, not in my face!"
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"Said your mom, boom. Ha."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, that's terrible to hear that right before you--"
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"Luke?"
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"There's kind of a lot of blood down there. Said your mom."
Archer (2009)
"No, for everything."
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"...that hobo I set on fire..."
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"Jesus, the dentist. God damn, dude."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, yeah, tap-and-trace on the Cuban embassy."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and then after, you passed out in your room?"
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"Uh..."
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"Can we have the radio'?"
Archer (2009)
"Where are we supposed to eat lunch if you close the break room?"
Archer (2009)
"As long as it's not Le Cirque, Lutéce, Elaine's, 21"
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"...The Russian Tea Room or The Palm."
Archer (2009)
"All the better. Saves us the embarrassment of my snubbing you."
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"A pig wouldn't be caught dead in there."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it would."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, it's Dr. I-Can-Solve-Your-Ant-Problem..."
Archer (2009)
"Ha. What were you going for, ant-strength relative to the size of a human?"
Archer (2009)
"Talk to Pam today, because somehow and seemingly impossibly soon..."
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"I don't know, maybe I'm the only one..."
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"...who cares about this being an efficient and supportive work environment."
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"So see me after, I've got everyone paired off."
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"Why don't you have to do it? Well, I would..."
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"...if I had a peer in this entire building."
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"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"You all remember Lucas Troy."
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"...he goes to work for ODIN."
Archer (2009)
"She said, oversimplifyingly. Wha--?"
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"And so, congratulations to all our new agents..."
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"Way to go, Luke! Uh..."
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"which is why you hated him..."
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"...because you were jealous of our relationship."
Archer (2009)
"So you two were in a relationship."
Archer (2009)
"No, not the Ray kind. Meaning?"
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"Homosexual, Ray. So, so obviously."
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"What's not obvious, Mother, is why my best friend..."
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