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Clips from Married with Children - Her Cups Runneth Over (S03E03)

"The Pretty Petite 204 looks promising."
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"Oh, but that's more of a power bra."
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"What you need"
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"Mmm, but with more women joining the workforce,"
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"those are hard to find."
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"Oh, tell me about it."
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"I don't know why we even need bras."
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"Well, I think"
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"it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat."
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"You know, if we put an apple in his mouth,"
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"we could have a luau."
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"No. He's got to go to work tomorrow"
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"and earn that big money."
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"[LADIES LAUGH]"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"for this whole bra problem?"
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"Me?"
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"No, men."
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"if men had breasts?"
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"We wouldn't need women anymore?"
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"And if you had what other men have,"
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"I wouldn't need batteries anymore."
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"That's what happened to my Diehard!"
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"Come on, Peggy, let's go upstairs"
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"some of your old bras together."
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"That should tide you over"
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"till you can break in a replacement."
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"Oh, Marcy, what am I gonna do?"
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"That bra was the only thing in this house"
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"that felt good when it held me."
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"[KNOCKS ON DOOR]"
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"I'm glad you're here."
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"I need a bra, Steve."
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"Some makeup wouldn't hurt, either."
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"I'm in real trouble here, Steve."
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"They discontinued my wife's bra,"
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"yet my wife lives on."
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"If I don't get her a good birthday present,"
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"I'm in big trouble."
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"It could get ugly."
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"She could want affection."
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"As we know,"
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"affection is just a hammerlock away from sex."
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"So, what's the problem?"
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"Just get her her old bra,"
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"She's looked everywhere in town."
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"She can't find that bra."
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"That's where I send for those special, um..."
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"Do you think they'd have her bra?"
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"Their motto is,"
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""If you've got the boulders, we've got the holders.""
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"It's a long way to go though, isn't it?"
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"PEGGY: Oh, they don't look right!"
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"Al, come up here and hold me."
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"I'll drive."
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"I knew women looked like this."
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"I knew it. I knew it."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"Would you know"
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"Uh, yes. We'd like to buy some breasts."
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"Er, bras."
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"And breasts."
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"Actually, uh, we're up from Chi-Town."
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"for my friend here."
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"Size?"
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"Oh, gee, I don't know, uh..."
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"About this tall."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Don't be embarrassed."
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"We often cater to people like you."
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"No, no, no!"
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"You don't-- You don't understand."
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"We're married."
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"Not to each other!"
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"To, uh...women."
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"And if I was gay,"
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"I'd like to think I could do better than him."
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"You don't turn me on. There, I said it."
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"who is a woman...sort of."
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"Is she my size?"
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"Sir?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I was sweating into my eyes."
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"What did you say?"
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"What's her cup size?"
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"Oh, like, uh..."
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"Oh, miss, excuse me."
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"Could you help us out here a minute?"
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"Sure."
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"Um...um."
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"about like this?"
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"I'm not speaking to you."
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"Uh..."
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"but I'm gonna have to take them away now."
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"Oh..."
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"Anyhow, they're about like this."
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"Oh, 36C."
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"Yeah, if they came à la carte."
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"Let's see the Japanese build a better one of those."
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"Steve, aren't you ashamed of yourself?"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, come on, Al. She was asking for it."
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"You see how she's dressed."
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"Hey, Pops."
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"How they hanging?"
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"Not too bad, son."
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"I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327."
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"Solid bra,"
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"a bra with its feet on the ground."
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"A real man's bra. [LAUGHS]"
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"Ah, look at that..."
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"And they wonder why we call 'em queens."
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"Yeah...there ought to be a law."
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"WOMAN: Pops! Phone."
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"Sheesh."
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"Well, nice try, Marce,"
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"but now the right one lifts,"
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"and the left one cradles."
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"Till now,"
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"Well, this is just to tide you over"
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