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Clips from Married with Children - Her Cups Runneth Over (S03E03)

"till you find the one you want."
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"Now look at me."
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"Thinking of Al"
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"is not going to help anyone."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Yeah, you're right,"
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"but I can't help it."
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"when I realized Al wasn't holding back."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Kelly's not home."
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"Mrs. Bundy?"
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"Yes."
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"What for?"
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"Oh, well, that can't be."
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"That's impossible."
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"My car isn't even registered."
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"Officer, isn't there something we can do about this?"
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"We can dance."
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"[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"Happy birthday, Peggy!"
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"Oh, hi, Al."
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"I was just outside checking the car."
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"The meter's a little low."
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"I'm gonna need about $6 in quarters."
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"Here are your bras, sir."
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"Would you like some paddles to go with them?"
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"No. I don't have a Ping-Pong table."
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"Are you straight?"
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"The hairs on my chest are."
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"Oh, good."
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"Maybe you can help me."
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"If you were my boyfriend, would you like this?"
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"Will he like it?"
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"like this?"
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"I don't need the bra."
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"They used to give you gas, change your oil"
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"and wash your windows."
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"and, "America, phooey.""
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"They do it with TV shows too."
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"Remember Mission: Impossible?"
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"What did they replace it with?"
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"Mission: Impossible."
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"I miss eight-track tapes."
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"Dad dead?"
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"No."
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"Well, then,"
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"I guess this is a good time to discuss my new allowance."
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"Don't worry, Bud."
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"It's just a rental."
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"Dad dead?"
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"Well...I gotta go."
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"You're very gifted."
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"Mind if I get dressed upstairs?"
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"First door on the right."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"I know it's anticlimactic,"
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"but we got you some presents too."
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"I told you we didn't have to do this."
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"It's Mom's birthday."
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"Drop dead, will you?"
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"Ohhh..."
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"Al Jolson's Greatest Hits."
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"Oh, honey."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"I knew Kelly's would bomb."
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"Now, open mine."
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"Unlike Kelly, I knew you were down about your birthday,"
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"so I got you something to make you feel better."
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"Mrs. Yesterday's Wrinkle Remover?"
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""Smear the years away.""
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"You know, I'm telling you,"
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"when you got your family, you've got it all."
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"Kids..."
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"No supper tonight. Get out."
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"That settles it."
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"I'm a bachelor for life."
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"And a virgin."
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"you'll toss the present like a hand grenade"
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"and sleep at the bus station like us."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Oconomowoc."
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"Francine's?"
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"I don't know."
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"Yes, I have. Yes, I have!"
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"I've been bad."
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"Well, come on, then."
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"Yeah, that's a healthy marriage."
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"Guess what I got you."
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"A senior citizen's bus pass?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Oh, Al!"
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"It's my Fancy Figure 327."
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"I can't believe this."
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"You found it."
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"the guys will always have a roof over their heads."
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"Oh..."
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"They were a gift."
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"Peg, you look just the way you did"
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"the day I married you."
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"Only difference is today I'm not dead drunk."
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"Oh, Al."
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"All right, Peg,"
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"we both know this isn't the end of it."
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"Let's get to it."
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"See, you're never satisfied."
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"Do you know what I had to go through"
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"to get that present?"
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"and look at nothing but, uh..."
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"Yeah, let's go upstairs."
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"AL: Peg, who's the cop with his pants on backwards?"
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"The little lines they get around their eyes when they smile,"
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"is that--"
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"I feel so empty."
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"That is the only style bra I have ever worn."
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"Yeah, Peg, I sense you're in a mood here."
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"is a nice, all-purpose utility bra."
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"What do you think, Steve,"
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"It's your wife."
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"You're under arrest."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"Now they just look up your dress,"
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