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Clips from Married with Children - Her Cups Runneth Over (S03E03)

"and act like that,"
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"would you please shoot me?"
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"Why wait?"
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Leave me alone."
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"How you doing?"
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"How am I doing?"
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"It's my birthday,"
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"and you have the audacity to ask me how I'm doing?"
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"The best years of my life are over."
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"By the way, Al,"
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"Peg, you're still the same knee in the groin"
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"you were when you were 16."
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"I don't believe you."
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"You didn't say it with feeling."
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"You are an insensitive hog of a man."
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"Ooh, I've gotta do something"
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"Oh, by the way, Al,"
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"this does not get you off the hook"
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"for a present,"
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"and this year,"
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"I want something different."
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"Oh, Peg, I only know how to do it one way."
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"And one day,"
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"maybe you'll get it right."
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"No, honey."
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"This year, I want something"
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"that lasts longer than three minutes."
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"I want a real gift."
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"I want you to spend money on me, Al."
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"Peg, I have no more money."
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"That doesn't stop me from spending it."
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"God, do I have to do everything around here?"
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday?"
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"I wouldn't have come home."
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"How could I?"
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"It's that you're old, but it's okay."
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"Yeah, like Popeye."
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"You're the greatest, Dad."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"I'm broke, son."
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"Kelly, let me ask you a question."
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"Daddy, no matter what you heard"
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"on the streets,"
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"I'm a good girl,"
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"No, no, no. It's about your mother."
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"Daddy, no matter what you heard"
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"on the streets,"
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"she's a good girl and she never--"
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"No! I want to talk about her birthday."
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"I don't know what to get your mother."
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"Maybe your being a girl will come in handy for once."
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"Any ideas?"
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"Well, it's not as easy as it sounds, Dad."
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"She's real down about this age thing."
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"You've got to understand something."
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"It's harder for a woman to get old."
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"There's so many more places to sag."
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"just starting to age."
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"the hair on their knuckles starting to darken,"
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"the fear in their face as they find themselves"
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"staring at the big 2-5."
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"Wait. What was the question?"
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"Yeah, I'd like to get some flowers"
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"for my wife's birthday."
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"What can I get for $3.95?"
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"Well, how much for some seeds?"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, hi, Peg. How you doing?"
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"I shopped and I shopped, and I still couldn't get happy."
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"Look at all this junk."
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"I don't even want half of it."
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"Oh. And as if I wasn't depressed enough,"
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"No. Worse than that."
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"They discontinued my bra."
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"I told you not to wear it out in public."
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"No, you damn shoe salesman."
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"They stopped making it."
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"My Fancy Figure 327 is a thing of the past."
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"Oh, Al..."
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"What's gonna become of my breasts?"
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"I love how my bosom looks in the Fancy Figure 327."
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"It lifts. It cradles."
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"Al..."
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"Come on, Peg."
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"The guys will look good in anything."
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"You mean that, Al?"
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"You'll still love your little squeezies?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Well, sure, Peg,"
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"but promise to keep them locked up"
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"Well..."
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"I'm gonna have to do something about it"
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"so I bought 15 different bras."
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"What do you think?"
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"Well, I'm thinking on my birthday,"
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"do I run to you with my underwear,"
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"looking for help?"
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"that the bigger hole goes in front."
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"Who cares?"
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"Let me explain it to you so you'll understand."
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"You know how you like"
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"to stick your finger in your ear?"
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"Well, just suppose that one day"
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"that ear closed up"
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"and the finger didn't fit anymore."
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"I'd use your fingers,"
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"like I do when you're sleeping."
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"Doesn't anyone understand?"
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"Peggy..."
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"I just heard about your bra."
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"Do you have a backup?"
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"No."
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk."
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"Now, I have a backup,"
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"and I break it in gradually so it's not such a shock,"
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