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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"No, no. Dolphin."
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"Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?"
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"Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?"
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"No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam."
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"You were in the war?"
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"Much better now, though."
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"Keep it."
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"It's yours."
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"Pretty pathetic, Ty."
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"For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do."
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"I've got my own standards, my own way."
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"Your uncle molests collies."
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"And you're rather..."
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"...attractive for a..."
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"...beautiful girl with a great body."
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"Sing me a love song."
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"I'm going to."
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"This stuff is terrible."
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"How do I do it?"
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"I was born to love you."
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"I was born to lick your face."
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"I was born to rub you..."
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"...but you were born to rub me first."
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"You know what this is called in the East?"
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"You're very... small-breasted."
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"I'll work my way down."
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"...over to your clavula..."
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"Will you get serious?"
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"Ow! That hurts!"
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"Now I've done it. You get that way when you... Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm a very qualified... acupuncturist."
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"Don't even think about it!"
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"I'll kill you!"
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"No, I did not do that."
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"You feel looser?"
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"Will you forget... the massage..."
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"...and just kiss me, you fool."
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"Hey, what kind of shit is this?"
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"It's the best, man. I got it from a Negro."
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"He looks like Dick Cavett."
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"Hey, save me a toke!"
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"Got to do my doctor thing."
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"Ahoy, polloi. What did you just come from, a Scotch ad?"
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"My, what a nice looking young man! You're from Bushwood, aren't you?"
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"He's not a member, Grandma. He's a caddy!"
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"Judge Smails invited me at the club."
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"Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate."
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"Well, you two look like a couple of boogies."
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"Why don't you just scamper along now?"
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"May I escort you out, ma'am?"
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"Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?"
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"I want you to meet Chuck Schick. He's clerking for me this summer..."
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"I'm going to law school, too."
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"Where?"
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"Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high?"
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"Wait a minute. I've only got a little."
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"Then split. Okay?"
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"Depends on what's underneath."
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"I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may."
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"Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!"
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"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in..."
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"...and you've got the stock market beat..."
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"...but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile..."
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"...when his shorts are too tight in the seat!"
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"Okay, Pookie, do the honors."
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"Bless this ship and all who sail on her."
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"This is your fate line."
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"Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older."
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"Could be in the market... or on a game show."
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"And this is your saliva line."
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"What does it tell?"
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"Well, don't just stand there! Go get some glue!"
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"Hey! My buddy!"
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"Full steam ahead! Over there. I want to go over there!"
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"Save me a parking place!"
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"Back!"
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"Stop! Stop!"
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"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
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"I just want you to know that because of this..."
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"...you don't have to stop seeing other people."
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"You!"
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"Your robe, Your Honor."
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"I don't believe anybody's home."
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"Thanks a lot!"
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"Are we still having tea?"
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"Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?"
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"That must be the tea."
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"This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack."
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"He's about 455 yards away. He's going to hit about a two iron, I think."
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"Well, he got out of that. The crowd is standing on its feet."
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"The normally reserved crowd..."
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"...is going wild!"
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"For this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere,"
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"...I would expect. Don't you think?"
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"He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is on its feet here."
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"He's a Cinderella boy."
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"He's got about 195 yards left, and..."
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"...looks like he's got about an 89."
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"This crowd is going deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere."
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"It's in the hole!"
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"I was hoping to squeeze in nine holes before this rain starts."
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"Certainly, Your Eminency."
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"Take my bag, huh?"
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"That's a great shot."
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"I can't believe the way you hit the ball, sir. You really covered it."
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"We better start moving."
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"Miracle, eh?"
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"Nice shot, Bishop. You must have made a deal with the devil!"
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"I could break the club record."
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"So what do you think?"
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"I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is going..."
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"You're right."
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"Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the..."
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"...best game of my life."
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"I'm infallible, young fellow!"
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"Ratfarts!"
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"You're here early."
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"I kind of slept here last night."
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"I'm in big trouble."
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"Yeah... me too. I'm late!"
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