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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"For not being pregnant!"
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"It's my problem. I can handle it."
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"I'm not going to let you go through this alone!"
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"That's it, then."
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"We'll just get married."
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"Oh, God! That's all I need!"
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"No, look, I want to, all right?"
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"No, you don't!"
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"Look, I don't want to get married!"
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"Come on, Maggie. You're just saying that."
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"It might not be yours. Okay?"
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"...so I won't have to feel guilty."
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"I'm not making it up!"
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"All right. Well, I'm still willing to marry you!"
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"Well, thanks for nothing!"
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"You're a good egg, Noonan. She needs you."
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"The judge would like to see a caddy named Danny Noonan..."
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"...soon as he comes in."
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"Would you come with me, please?"
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"Judge Smails, sir?"
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"Sit down, Danny."
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"So I'll give us both the courtesy of not reviewing..."
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"...what happened yesterday."
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"My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain... zest for living."
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"The last thing any of us need right now..."
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"I swear I didn't tell anybody anything, sir."
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"...I'm still convinced that you have very fine qualities, and..."
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"...I think you can still become a gentleman some day."
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"Lf... you understand and abide by the rules of decent society."
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"There's a lot of... well, badness in the world today."
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"I see it in court every day."
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"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber."
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"I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
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"The most important decision you can make right now is where you stand."
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"Goodness..."
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"I know I've made some mistakes in the past. I'm willing to make up for that."
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"I want to be good!"
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"Very good!"
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"Why, just ask my grandson, Spaulding. He and I are regular pals."
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"Are you my pal?"
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"How about a Fresca?"
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"Another Rob Roy, Bishop?"
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"You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink..."
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"...because it's nobody's goddamn business..."
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"Excellency... fiddlesticks!"
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"My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are."
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"You're not a man. You're a Bishop, for God's sake!"
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"There is no God!"
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"Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."
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"Come on, honey. Let's go, huh? How are you, boys?"
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"Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat?"
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"You have worn out your welcome, sir!"
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"Is that so? Who made you Pope of this dump?"
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"Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here!"
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"Why, this whole place sucks!"
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"That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!"
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"Buy Bushwood! You...?!"
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"I get no respect from anyone!"
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"Please! What's going on?"
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"He tried to choke me! You saw it."
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"And he called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife."
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"I'm calling the police!"
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"You can call the chief of police! I built his condo!"
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"Out! I want him out of here!"
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"Let's go, Beeper!"
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"Judge! Come on, let's be adults here!"
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"Let's not mess the place up. We can handle this in private."
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"Let's go to your office."
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"Are you flipping out?"
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"That's great."
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"Listen, you were sweet and I'm sorry I was hard on you."
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"No, I deserved it. I've been acting like a jerk."
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"I hate myself. I'm gonna get that scholarship."
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"That's good, isn't it?"
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"No, I've been a creep lately and I just can't help it."
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"You're not a creep."
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"No, you're not."
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"All right, maybe you are a little bit."
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"Listen, you're good deep down. I know you'll do the right thing."
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"I demand satisfaction!"
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"Oh, you want satisfaction."
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"I'll tell you what's real satisfying. Cash!"
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"I'll shoot you 18 holes for 10,000 bucks."
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"I beg your pardon!"
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"And I'll take Ty."
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"Come on. You're an ace. Everybody knows it!"
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"I don't play golf for money... against people."
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"You might say that."
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"Can I have a word with you? In private."
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"Your father and I prepped together..."
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"...went to war together, played golf together."
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"We built this club, he and I!"
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"Let's not... cave in too easy, huh?"
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"What do you say, Ty?"
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"Let's make it $40,000."
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"Hey! Great!"
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"My dad... never liked you."
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"I'll see you two tomorrow morning on the golf course!"
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"...because I've often asked myself..."
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"My foe, my enemy, is an animal..."
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"...and in order to conquer him..."
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"...I have to think like an animal. And whenever possible..."
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"...to look like one."
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"I've got to get inside..."
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"Who is the gopher's ally? His friend?"
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"The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."
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"This is it! It's the Title!"
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"All right, show yourself, you little varmint!"
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"If you've got the guts."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Where did you go? Oh, hi, Carl."
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"Sure. Go right ahead. Are you getting in a late night or something?"
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"Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?"
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"Yeah. Did you see my ball?"
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"That's it!"
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"Is this your place?"
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"It's really awful."
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"Well, I have a lot of things on order. You know, credit trouble."
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"I'm an assistant greenskeeper."
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"They say that doesn't mean anything until I'm the head greenskeeper."
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