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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"You're looking lovely this evening, Mrs. Smails."
Caddyshack (1980)
"...by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland."
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"They invented the game there, except they call it gof..."
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"I think I have enough butter now."
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"Right. If you need any more..."
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"So when Mona died last winter, I said to myself,"
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"Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day..."
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"Hey, doll, could you scare up another round for our table?"
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"And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food."
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"Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!"
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"Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate."
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"With the market these days, if you own anything but land..."
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"...you own a popcorn farm!"
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"Oh, did somebody step on a duck?"
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"Dog food? I'll show him dog food!"
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"Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here."
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"Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right? Oh! Captain Hook!"
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"Oh, how about the grand you owe me, huh?"
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"Aw, forget about it. I'm just kidding."
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"This is your wife, huh? Oh, a lovely lady."
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"Hey, baby, you're all right."
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"You must have been something before electricity, huh?"
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"Hey, Rabbi, nice seeing you. Folks how are you?"
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"And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy!"
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"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
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"The dance of the living dead!"
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"Why?"
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"That girl. Listen, I'd put that idea right out of your mind."
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"Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree."
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"It's just a bush. Don't even look twice at it."
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"This looks like it could be gravy."
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"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good..."
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"...varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang... I think."
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"Ty, there's someone you must meet!"
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"I need a drink. Nice meeting you."
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"I think someone is giving you the big eye!"
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"Hey! Can you make a bullshot?"
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"Can you make a shoe smell?"
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"Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this."
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"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
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"Daddy wanted to broaden me."
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"In this place? Good luck!"
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"What do you do for excitement?"
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"Golf? Nixon plays golf."
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"I enjoy... skinny-skiing..."
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"...going to bullfights on acid..."
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"I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You want to tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?"
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"I've got a good idea."
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"Freeze, gopher!"
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"Who is that disgusting man over there?"
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"I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before!"
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"What do you say we bust up this joint, huh?"
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"You! You! You're no gentleman!"
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"Wait up, girls. I've got a salami I've got to hide."
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"I told you! Today is the day we change the holes!"
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"Go do it now! No more slacking off!"
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"I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner..."
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"...and I'll fill your bagpipes with Wheatena!"
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"You beast!"
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"Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect!"
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"I've just got to win that caddy tournament!"
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"I owe it to my folks to get that scholarship."
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"What do you want to go to college for?"
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"I don't know."
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"Let me tell you a little story."
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"He decided to go to college instead."
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"He went for four years. Did pretty well."
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"You know what for?"
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"You know who that guy was?"
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"Bob Hope."
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"No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein,"
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"The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote..."
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"...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish."
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"You missed just that one."
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"In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance..."
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"...in the opposite direction."
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"Thank you very little."
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"Nice form."
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"Good luck, sucker."
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"Okay, Danny, this is for the Gold."
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"You ain't got it today, Noonan."
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"Excellent round, son!"
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"I'm christening my new sloop."
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"- No plans. - Great!"
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"How would you like to mow my lawn?"
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"I figured a college-bound fellow could use a few extra dollars, huh?"
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"How about we go swimming?"
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"I don't have the swimwear. Besides, I've never swum."
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"I'll teach you."
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"Now... Maggie's pants."
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"That's it!"
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"You shave your ass!"
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"Hi, Maggie. How was it?"
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"I guess it couldn't have been that great, then."
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"A lot you fucking know, D'Annunzio!"
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"She's incredible!"
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"Hi, Mama."
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"Hey, you guys, cool it!"
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"I mean it now!"
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"Want some?"
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"Who asked you?"
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"Come on! I'm asking."
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"I want you out of that pool at once!"
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"I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!"
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"Out! I said, out! Didn't you hear me?"
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"Doodie!"
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"Spaulding! No!"
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"If you find anything that doesn't look like it..."
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"I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!"
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"There it is!"
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"It's no big deal!"
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"Well, hello! Surprise, surprise!"
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"Go ahead. It's nothing."
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"I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful."
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"What spelling did you use?"
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"Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here."
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"I'm getting ready for the season."
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"Duck?"
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