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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on."
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"I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?"
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"I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang."
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"Let me have half a dozen of those Vulcan D-tens..."
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"...and set my friend up with the whole shmeer."
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"You know, clubs, bags, shoes..."
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"...gloves, shirt, pants."
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"Orange balls! I'll have a box of those..."
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"...and give me a box of those naked lady tees."
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"You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
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"Oh, it looks good on you, though."
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"Judge Smails, Smails the Third, Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering."
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"Who wants it, huh?"
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"Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper."
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"John, you take the Bish."
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"Hey, this is ridiculous. Let me carry that one."
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"No. I can do it."
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"Turds!"
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"Spaulding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?"
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"Sorry, Grandpa. I forgot."
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"Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall."
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"Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer."
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"It must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan."
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"Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time."
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"Hey, we're all set to go. You know my friend here, don't you?"
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"Are we waiting for these guys?"
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"Hey, Whitey! Where's your hat?"
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"Damn!"
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"Okay! You can owe me!"
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"Judge Smails, sir, can I talk to you?"
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"You want your driver?"
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"No, he's not my type."
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"Hey, that's a joke! I'm kidding. Give me the driver."
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"All right, place your bets! Here we are!"
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"Don't count that! I was interfered with."
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"By the way, what did Mr. Webb shoot this morning?"
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"Oh, he doesn't keep score, sir."
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"More like 68, I think."
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"I don't believe it."
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"Why don't you improve your lie a little, sir?"
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"Fine shot."
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"I should have yelled two!"
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"Why don't we walk this off, sir?"
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"What have you got in here, rocks?"
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"Are you kidding? When I was your age,"
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"I would lug 50 pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!"
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"So what?"
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"So let's dance!"
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"The man is a menace!"
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"Cut that off!"
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"Music is a violation of our personal privacy! He is breaking the law!"
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"I've always been fascinated with the law, sir."
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"Really? What areas?"
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"Oh, all areas. Personal privacy, noise statutes."
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"I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but..."
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"...it looks like my folks won't have enough money..."
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"Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts."
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"You know you're a disgrace. You're varmints."
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"You're one of the lowest members of the food chain..."
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"Well, I have been pushed."
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"...a little lesson about morality..."
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"Okay! I guess we're playing for keeps now."
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"I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh?"
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"I guess it's just a matter now of..."
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"...pumping about 15,000..."
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"...to teach you a little bit of a lesson."
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"Is that it? I think it is!"
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"Is this a family business, or what?"
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"They say for Italians this is skilled labor, you know that?"
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"No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire."
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"You see, my doctor told me to get out..."
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"...and carry golf bags a couple of times a week."
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"Oh, you're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?"
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"He made a fortune in physics."
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"I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction..."
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"...is working with young people like yourself at our new Youtheran Center."
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"I've often thought of entering the priesthood."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come."
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"You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club."
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"Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!"
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"I bet they'd love a great shopping mall right here!"
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"Condos over there! Plenty of parking."
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"I tell you, country clubs and cemeteries..."
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"Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property..."
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"...behind the Great Wall. On the good side!"
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"I want a hamburger."
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"I want a hot dog."
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"I want a milkshake."
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"You'll get nothing and like it!"
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"Yes. To my room? I've got to work in the dining room tonight."
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"Come work with me. You can bus tables."
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"I've never done that."
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"It's easy. You fill the water glass, replace the butter."
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"If they drop a fork, you give them another one."
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"Put me down for five."
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"If I can just make this one."
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"A thousand bucks you miss that putt!"
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"I did not throw it. It..."
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"Well, if you didn't, how the hell did it get here?"
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"What seems to be the problem?"
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"He almost killed my wife with his damn club!"
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"It was an accident! It slipped out of my hands."
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"I noticed your grips were worn, sir."
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"I should have mentioned it to you before."
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"I could put some stick-um on there for you. It's my fault."
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"Kids! Look, I'm terribly sorry this happened."
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"I'll pay for your lunch and I'll, uh, pay for the umbrella."
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"Thanks for helping me back there. You're a good caddy."
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"Do you know we're giving another caddy scholarship this year?"
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"I heard something about that, sir, but my grades in high school..."
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"...weren't actually all that outstanding."
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"Winning the caddy tournament, for instance."
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"It might look pretty good on a young fellow's application."
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"I'm sure going to try, sir."
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"This is for you. Tell Ty Webb I'm gunning for him."
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"If he's as good as he says he is, he's got to play me to prove it!"
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"I will, sir."
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"To kill, you must know your enemy."
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"In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit."
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"And that's all she wrote."
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