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Clips from Caddyshack (1980)

"Just relax. Find your center."
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"Picture the shot. Picture it."
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"Turn off all the sound."
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"Just let it happen. Be the ball."
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"Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that."
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"I'm not talking. Stop talking."
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"Be the ball."
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"Right in the lumber yard. It's okay. We'll work on it."
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"A gopher!"
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"A gopher? Where?"
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"Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?"
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"I think they're tunneling in from that construction site over yonder."
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"I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it will make their heads spin!"
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"...or I'll be looking for a new greenskeeper! Is that clear?"
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"Aye, sir! Very clear, sir!"
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"I'll put my best man on it!"
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"I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide."
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"I don't blame you. You're a tramp. Oh, that was a good one!"
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"Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that?"
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"...I bet, are you, huh?"
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"I told you to cut the long grass on the 13th and mow the practice green!"
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"I was unavoidably detained."
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"I've got a more important job for you."
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"I want you to kill every gopher on the course!"
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"Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers..."
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"...they're going to lock me up and throw away the key."
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"We don't even have to have a reason."
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"Then do it, man!"
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"I'll just do the same thing, but with gophers."
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"It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying."
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"Give me the Mets and three and I'll take the Yankees even."
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"I'll be right back."
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"So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet..."
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"...and I get on as a looper at this course over in the Himalayas."
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"A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper..."
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"So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?"
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"The Dalai Lama, himself."
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"The 12th son of the Lama."
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"So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver."
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"He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long!"
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"Do you know what the Lama says?"
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"So we finish 18 and he's going to stiff me."
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"And I say, Hey! Lama!"
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"How about a little something, you know, for the effort?"
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"And he says, Oh, there won't be any money..."
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"...but when you die on your deathbed..."
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"So I've got that going for me. Which is nice."
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"Your ball is right over there. Go straight and you can't miss it."
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"Mrs. Havercamp. You go that way and it's right over..."
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"Mrs. Havercamp. You need this."
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"Oh, I might, at that."
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"Mr. Havercamp, your ball is right over here, sir."
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"No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is right over there. It's that way."
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"Look, sir, just bend a little that way and swing away and..."
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"Oh, I'm hot today!"
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"I can't pay you. Lou has to."
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"Where is he?"
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"He's out."
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"I can see he's out, numb nuts!"
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"Give me a coke."
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"Hey, wait a minute! That's only 50 cents!"
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"Lou raised the price of coke. He's been losing at the track."
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"Well, I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke!"
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"Then you ain't getting no coke!"
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"Watch it, jerk!"
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"Come on out, Noonan!"
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"Open up. Come on."
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"Sure you don't need me for nothing?"
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"Hey, I think you and I ought to go outside and have a little talk."
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"My friend, you have no idea how happy this is going to make me."
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"I'm going to enjoy this thoroughly."
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"I hope that means both of us."
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"Couldn't we just arm wrestle or something?"
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"That's my brother! Give me a hand."
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"Now, who did you say the jerk was, jerk?"
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"What is this?"
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"No bare feet."
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"What does that sign say?"
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"No fighting."
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"What does it mean?"
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"No fighting."
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"Don't you see it?"
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"I'm going to put it right on the line."
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"There have been a lot of complaints already."
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"Fooling around on the course. Bad language."
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"Smoking grass. Poor caddying."
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"However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid."
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"He was a brown nose, Lou! You hated him."
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"Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again..."
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"That would help."
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"All right! Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting."
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"You! Angie! Pick up that blood."
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"What kind of grades do I need for this Caddy Scholarship deal?"
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"We're just about to tee off now."
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"...and move my appointment with Mrs. Bellows back 30 minutes."
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"Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there..."
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"...in four or five hours. Testing now."
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"Don't you have homes?"
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"There's a brown Audi parked in my parking space."
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"Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!"
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"Look at the wax build-up on those shoes!"
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"This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off..."
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"...and I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois..."
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"...and I want them now! Chop-chop!"
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"You've got them, Judge!"
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"Spaulding! Get dressed. You're playing golf today."
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"You're playing golf and you're going to like it!"
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"What about my asthma?"
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"I'll give you asthma!"
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"What did you shoot today?"
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"Oh, I don't keep score, Judge."
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"How do you measure yourself with other golfers?"
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"...and I'm no slouch, myself."
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"Have you heard the latest one..."
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"...about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?"
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"That's a doozie, Judge!"
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"Colored boy?"
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"Why, you son of a bitch! I'll fix you!"
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"Here you are, kid. Park my car. Get my bags."
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"And put on some weight, will you?"
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