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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Revenge of the Trees (S02E02)

"Okay, Carl, look into the camera..."
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"You don't want to hang out? Look at what I got on the grill."
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"They're T-bones, Carl. Yeah, the "T" stands for "tofu"."
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"Carl, stand back."
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"- Carl, take it up. - With pleasure."
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"- Both. - You are the man!"
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"There's pork in here, too."
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"All right, this is gonna be so good!"
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"- Inject me with some cheese. - Submerge!"
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"While we're waiting, does anybody want to throw the Frisbee?"
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"She's ready. Quick, wipe the oil off before the udder..."
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"- Great. - Hey, no harm, no foul."
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"- Plenty of cow left. - What are you gonna do with all that oil?"
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"I'm gonna tip it over."
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"We're not doing that."
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"The river is not where it goes."
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"I've been calm, I've been nice, I've been cool about this..."
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"Hey, can I help you?"
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"- No, we're not doing that. - Clearly, we were..."
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"- Hey, where are you? - He did it!"
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"- You got it. Okay. - It's for you."
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"- You don't know that. - Yeah, I do, because this is a ticket for it..."
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"I need to be more observant. My wife's always on my back about it."
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"Who is talking to you? Will you let us talk?"
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"and this time it's for setting that big tree on fire."
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"but this is my second summons in two days."
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"Have you seen my wife?"
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"Mommy moved to the city with Mommy's friend, Jerry..."
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"Not like you do. In an extra-mean way."
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"- How about 18? - Eighteen?"
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"You're not gonna do this. Don't do it. No! Oh, God!"
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"- That hurts so bad. - Here, sign this sheet."
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"- Anywhere or... - Not on the hair."
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"Shut up! He's my lawyer."
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"Frylock, help. You gotta help me."
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"They can't prove it. They're frigging trees."
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"You will clearly see the accused dumping the oil."
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"Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video..."
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"What do you... Something else."
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"No, not that. Look, what do you call it..."
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"- when he wants to get out of this? - That's the sweet release of death."
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"Yeah, evisceration by a thousand branches of a mighty oak."
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"Can we do a conference or something?"
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"- I don't know. - I've been on the bench for 100 years."
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"Court stenographer, please read the minutes back to me."
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"All right, hold on. I'll play it like I am."
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"Hang on. I think it's on the front."
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"I didn't write anything down. I just drew some stuff."
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"Look, I found the book, okay?"
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"And it says right here on Page 53..."
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"Paper! Made from trees!"
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"You know, you're lucky trees are so stupid."
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"Frylock, that was never proven in the wood court."
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"to find the person that did..."
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"Get working, turkey. Come on."
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"Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell."
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"state your name, and what you like best about me."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Okay, have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down."
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"Carl, wait a minute. Hang on, don't go. Look."
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"Smoke it? What are you smoking?"
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"What is that? Cheddar or Pepper Jack?"
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"See, I rolled it in ranch dressing and then I force-fed it to her."
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"Y'all go on ahead and have your little heart attack."
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"Meatwad and I are gonna have us a healthy Labor Day, ain't that right?"
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"Yeah, I'll do that when I'm dead."
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"- Little further. - How far? Over here?"
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"Here we go."
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"Oh, shoot! Almost."
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"Well, I guess... Gee, what will we do with a vat of hot oil?"
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"Look, relax. I am respectful of my Earth Mother."
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"- Now let's tip. - You're not doing that, Shake."
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"You know the river is over 2 miles from here?"
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"They have special places to take this, and one is down the street."
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"Thank you, Stephanie. Why don't you go do your nails?"
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"but I want that fryer out of there today!"
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"but wait till Rampin Up 46 hears about this."
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"- Who's that? - Hello! The chat room? I have a life."
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"Frylock don't want it in ours anymore."
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"You see that large, bulbous gut you got?"
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"Imagine it on the inside. It's filled with flash-fried cow and cheese."
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"All right!"
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"I will help you and we will take it to..."
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"I'll get it."
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"I know. I'm not dumb."
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"- Can you read it to me, please? - I guess you did dump that oil after all."
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"Yes, I took care of it like you told me to."
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"- In the woods. - Come on, now."
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"Yeah, from the woods? What the hell..."
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"Well, looks like you got another summons, Shake..."
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"I have yet to see a welfare check..."
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"Your tax dollars at work, Frylock."
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"It also says here that you didn't appear at your court date yesterday..."
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"What are they gonna do?"
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"March down here and get me or something?"
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"Yes."
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"- Why is it getting so dark out? - Oh, my God."
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"No, I'm too young!"
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"- Shake, are you in there? - What are they gonna do to me?"
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"- I wish I could tell you, but I don't know. - I don't care. It'll be fun to see."
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"Is the defendant a juvenile?"
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"Daddy, you're back from your business trip and you're sober."
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"and he tried to hit me, Daddy."
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"- How old is the defendant? - He's 21."
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"- Twenty-one? - Eighteen."
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"- No, wait, 16. - I think he's 16, okay?"
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"We shall find his age. Cut him in half!"
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"Sign it? The sheet's already full... of hair."
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"- Frylock, you got to get me out of here. - Get us both out of here! Come on."
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"Wood court is now in session."
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"If you do not have a lawyer, this shrub will be appointed for you."
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"Of course. But listen, the point is that they don't know that."
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"Look at that."
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"Silence! Exhibit B."
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"- His name was Ralph? - Shut up, Shake."
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"- You're guilty! - He's guilty."
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"- It's, "Go to tree jail". - It's tree jail for you."
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"- Guilty. - Guilty."
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"Typical. Filthy humans."
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"- You have no respect for us trees. - He ripped my arms off!"
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