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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Slump (S01E01)

"Sorry, we're just saying bigger and bigger numbers."
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"I don't know how to connect with these kids."
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"I mean, what kind of person would they even listen to?"
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"Hitchcock, stop bringing your food"
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"in little Tupperware containers."
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"It hurts my fingers when I'm trying to open it."
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"(Hitchcock) Sorry!"
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"Rosa and I think it would be great"
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"if you talked to the kids."
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"Mm, I thought only cops could help."
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"In this case, not being a cop"
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"might actually be better. Mm, that's true."
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"In all cases, cops are the worst."
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""into the corresponding boxes on the screen."
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"Then fill out these fields.""
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"Hey, Hitchcock."
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"For the last time, the best cop movies,"
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"- End of discussion. - Wrong."
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"All right, so there's Hitchcock."
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"Takes the wallet and here she goes!"
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"Well, we shall see what we shall see."
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"There are thousands of cases,"
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"I don't see anything."
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"And the Vickers street aggravated assault?"
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"That's "slump" backwards,"
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"and it's what I do."
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"has become so much higher than the closed cases"
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"It should be."
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"Absolutely, sir."
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"I will head and shoulders it up."
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"I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!"
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"No one asked you to take your shirt off."
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"Hi, Rosa."
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"Captain specifically asked me to run it this year."
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"I've never seen her before in my life."
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"Or try working a case until it's solved, Peralta."
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"Hey, yo, I'm an at-risk kid,"
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"No, I'm not saying that."
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"(All chanting) Black people can sell drugs!"
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"Black people can sell drugs!"
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"Black people can sell drugs!"
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"Mom, Charles is hogging my doll house!"
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"You had me at "no paperwork.""
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"All right, Boyle."
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"Hey, slump, you're about to get"
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"get my mojo back, and move on to catching"
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"No, you are not, Jake rabbit."
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"I did not think getting these kids"
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"All right, listen up."
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"[Autotuned singing] ♪ Throwing you in jail"
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"What's happening?"
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"That's never happened before."
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"We got multiple calls about a dealer here."
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"and my penis and my feet."
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"I'm telling you, it's good luck."
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"I don't think it's a slump."
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"It happened to a friend of mine back in the 1-8."
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"Could be a year. Could be a decade."
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"Hey, Gina. That's a super cute..."
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"What do you want?"
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"Geraldo, leave Hitchcock alone!"
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"[Screams]"
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"No clubhouse."
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"But if my hunch is right, the slump is over."
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"Come on. Your problem..."
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"It does not work."
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"They're here."
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"Nothing."
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"Blammo! Jake hammer strikes again."
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"Outstanding."
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"Yes, I am amazing."
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"I like Turner & Hooch."
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"[Heavy thuds]"
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"You're not a cop, so I'm not really sure"
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"I have a murder here with no leads"
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"to sign up would be this hard."
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"NYPD, hands where I can see them."
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"All right... [Shouting]"
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"So what you're saying is that this"
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"is kind of a... No, for the last time, Charles,"
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"I need you to make these calls for me."
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"♪ Mm-mm-hmm-hmm"
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"your weird dancing was just weird."
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"and I will answer in due time."
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"I was, uh, I believe the term is, uh..."
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"Hey, sarge."
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"[Upbeat music]"
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"and I quote,"
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"That thing where we try to get a bunch of loser kids"
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"Clubhouse!"
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"and just be altogether good with it."
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"He says what regular Terry's thinking."
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"I'm in a slump!"
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"Yeah, that sounds right."
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"Rub, rub, rub."
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"And there's wheels."
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"Be more articulate when you speak to the children."
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"You did this program? Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"But then he found a case, and he solved it,"
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"so I turned it into a princess police station."
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"All right, let's get started. Scully."
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"it should actually go to Gina."
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"I'm about to close a case."
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"The curse is lifting off of me."
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"Don't shoot! I was just practicing"
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"Look, sir, I don't know what's going on,"
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"why are you always telling us"
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"♪"
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"So are you!"
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"We called him smitty."
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"How did you know that would work?"
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"[music shuts off]"
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"Sarge, what would you do?"
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"They love prank calling me."
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"Fine!"
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"and obstruction of justice."
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"Fantastic."
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"It's got everything I like... Gratuitous violence."
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"who's hit a couple of unlucky speed bumps."
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"No hard feelings."
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