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Clips from King of the Hill - Soldier of Misfortune (S06E06)

"I'll have cake with you anytime, but you shoot your own feds!"
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"Yeah, Mad Dog! There's only one man I'd take a bullet for..."
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"and he's home making my supper!"
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"I'm flying free."
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"Dale, call them off!"
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"Please, Dale! They'll listen to you. You're one of them."
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"-I'll make it up to you. I swear! -Well, I could."
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"But calling off the ClA seems like a job..."
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"best suited for the president of the Gun Club."
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"All in favor of re-electing Dale Alvin Gribble..."
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"I got 47 dozen roses for a Dale Gribble."
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"Holy smokes! He dropped the hammer on Mad Dog!"
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"I'll just slip away and live to fight another day."
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"I'll be damned if I let those jack-booted thugs..."
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"put my yearbook photo all over the CNN!"
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"It got pretty hairy in there."
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"I've seen hairier."
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"Nice work, Dale."
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"I mean, nice work, Dale."
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"I'm okay. I just fell in the hole again."
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"Tell us the story about how you saved all of us from Mad Dog."
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"Again? Gladly."
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"It was 3:00 p.m. yesterday."
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"The Gun Club was filled with the smell of intrigue and coconut."
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"I needed to know who I could trust."
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"Dale was out there kicking ass for the highest bidder."
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"Said it wouldn't break off in a man's skull."
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"[All exclaiming]"
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"In a couple of weeks, I'm sure one of those guys will accidentally shoot off..."
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"[Crashing]"
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"Nice work, Boomhauer."
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"We anonymously answer his Soldier of Fortuie ad..."
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"And kudos to me for coming up with the idea."
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"We'll call you with further instructions."
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"Wait a minute."
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"when I present him with an empty teddy bear."
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"not Mad Dog."
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"Hank, Boomhauer, you got a lot to live for!"
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"resulting in a Dale-threatening situation, I flee to Costa Rica!"
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"Sorry."
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"-Dale's coming to kill you! -I knew it!"
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"-Beep! The number you have-- -Dale, it's Haik,"
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"-I'm on my way! -No, Dale, Just call the cops,"
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"You want me to save us from Mr. Big or not?"
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"In about two minutes, a ClA SWAT team..."
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"You're bluffing."
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"Dale, shut up or you're gonna get us killed."
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"We ain't scared of the ClA! Right, men?"
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"One more time, Dale."
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"Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org"
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"across town and put it in the dumpster."
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"What? No, no! Mr. Big is not Mad Dog!"
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"I bought a knife from an ad in the back of that magazine."
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"He answers the door, thinking someone sent him a bouquet of roses."
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"And unlike your macaroons, you're staying down."
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"By egg, I mean briefcase."
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"And right now I don't have any."
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"Okay, okay, just calm down."
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"Dang it, Dale. Mad Dog is not Mr. Big, I am Mr. Big."
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"We sent you on a phony mission."
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"[Dale crying]"
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"-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. -Dale, what are you doing?"
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"I was just trying to make you feel better without having to talk to you."
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"He took the wrong briefcase! Dang it, Dale!"
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"Yeah. Right."
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"is gonna swarm this place like flies on Bill."
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"I should have known it was too good to be true."
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"Oh, my God! Come on."
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"Tell him, Dale."
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"And the gay vote."
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"Excellent. Mr. Big is pleased."
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"It's drugs, isn't it?"
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"""To Zander. Happy Birthday. Love, Daddy."""
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"What happened here?"
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"So that's how it's gonna be?"
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"But I've known you since the second grade! When did this happen?"
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"I bet she's got enough power to lift me off the ground!"
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"But instead..."
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"Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy who's in a propane dealership."
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"-Oh, that hurts! -I'm unfit to carry a weapon."
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"Macaroon?"
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"In the lobby, you will find an aluminum briefcase underneath a bench."
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"I'll ask the questions around here, Gribble."
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"[Alarm sounding]"
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"Joseph, I waited at the mall for two hours."
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"-Third shelf behind the cake mix. -No way!"
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"You know I don't trust anyone else's opinion on swimsuits."
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"You seem like a reasonable fellow, so you'll probably get a chuckle out of this."
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