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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Wide Window: Part Two (S01E01)

"but overjoyed at the prospect of raising you children."
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"What sailor wouldn't be?"
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"I want to settle this matter once and for all."
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"They tell me Hurricane Herman is going to be so enormous and menacing"
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"it'll most likely shut down all electric power in the city."
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"So I want to settle this quickly,"
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"to the fullest extent of my ability as a banker."
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"If he's in disguise as you claim, the eyes of Poe will catch it immediately."
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"You probably know of a plant called the Venus flytrap"
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"and in the apartments of certain lonely people."
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"The top of the plant is shaped like an open mouth"
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"with toothlike spines around the edges."
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"When a fly attracted to the smell of the flower"
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"who slowly, slowly, slowly..."
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"dissolves into nothing."
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"a few minutes late because Mr. Poe missed the turn..."
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"as Count Olaf's evil scheme closed around them."
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"that someone was there, desperately trying to help them."
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"Uh, hello, I'm Larry, your waiter. Welcome to the Anxious Clown Restaurant,"
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"where everybody has a good time whether they like it or not."
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"so allow me to recommend the Extra Fun Special Family Appetizer."
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"It's a bunch of things fried up together and served with a sauce."
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"Well, that sounds wonderful!"
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"Extra Special Family Fun Appetizer for an extra special family."
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"Same for me. And a glass of ice cubes for my baby sister, please."
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"I'll have a cup of coffee with nondairy creamer, please."
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"Oh, no, Poe. Let's, uh, share a nice bottle of red wine."
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"Oh, no, thanks, Captain Sham. I don't drink during banking hours."
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"Yeah, but it's a celebratory brunch. We should drink a toast."
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"After all, it's not every day that a man becomes a father of three children."
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"the children lost their Aunt Josephine. They're rather upset."
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"I'm upset, too. I'm..."
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"uh..."
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"Josephine was my oldest and dearest friend. Thank you."
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"You met her yesterday at the town market and petting zoo."
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"It really does seem like yesterday, but actually it was many years ago."
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"We were oven partners in the Advanced Baking Course."
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"Aunt Josephine was desperately afraid of turning on an oven."
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"Soon we became fast friends, and then one day she said to me,"
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"If I ever adopt some orphans and then meet an untimely death,"
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"promise me that you will raise them as if they were your own."
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"Of course, I agreed, but I had no idea I would have to keep that promise."
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"Josephine is dead?"
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"Josephine Anwhistle jumped out of the window"
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"of her own home late last night."
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"Didn't you hear?"
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"I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. In that case,"
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"allow me to recommend the Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers."
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"The pickles, mustard and ketchup make a little smiley face on top of the burger,"
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"which is guaranteed to get ya smilin', too."
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"So make sure you look inside before you eat it."
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"Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers for everyone, Larry!"
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"Stick to the script and we won't throw you to the leeches."
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"Yeah, no funny business, clown."
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"It's Larry. I told you my name is Larry."
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"- It's a clown wig. - We don't care!"
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"Make sure you don't blow this."
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"- So if you want to make it out of here... - Alive."
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"You're gonna fix a nice lunch for everybody."
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"- With no tricks. - No knockout drugs."
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"- No poison. - And no secret messages written in..."
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"- Ketchup. - Mustard."
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"You'll never defeat us."
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"You can surround us. You can throw us out of windows."
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"You can threaten us and make us cook for you..."
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"Sorry to interrupt, but what's the soup of the day?"
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"will still be under my supervision until Violet comes of age."
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"What fortune? I don't know about any fortune."
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"have left behind an enormous fortune"
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"- Coffee for the gentleman. - Thank you."
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"A Fuzzy Navel for the sailor."
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"- What? - A gift from someone in the kitchen."
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"- And water and ice for the Baudelaires. - You know our names?"
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"Of course I don't know your names."
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"I've completely forgotten what we were saying. Don't you hate that?"
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"We were saying that is Count Olaf."
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"- What, the waiter? He did seem odd. - No, not the waiter. You!"
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"You've done something terrible to Aunt Josephine"
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"and you're scheming to get our fortune."
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"do something terrible to his closest friend?"
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"Good point, Poe."
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"- He isn't Captain Sham. - He's Count Olaf."
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"Baudelaires, I've been more than patient with you."
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"I understand that losing your parents and your home has had an emotional effect,"
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"as I imagine it would have on many people."
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"I've done the best I can to find a suitable home for you,"
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"but nothing I do seems to be good enough."
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"And now, faced with a perfectly legal last will and testament"
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"that will place you in the care of a sailor you met yesterday,"
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"What he said."
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"But if you insist..."
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"I will prove to you that Captain Sham and Count Olaf"
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"are two completely different people, step by step,"
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"as if you were babies."
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"Here are your Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers!"
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"- Count Olaf has one long eyebrow. - I meant to ask..."
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"- While Captain Sham has one eyepatch. - During damp weather, I can hardly wink."
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"if any of you had any food allergies..."
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"Count Olaf has a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle."
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"so I might've informed the chef..."
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"While Captain Sham has half a broomstick where his left ankle should've been."
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"Count Olaf would have just met Josephine..."
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"that would force them to leave the restaurant."
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"Along with her husband, what's-his-name."
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"Count Olaf is a murderous man who's only interested in your parents' money,"
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"while Captain Sham has expressed great interest in raising you children"
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"- without touching a single penny. - We'll see."
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"- We're allergic to peppermints. - What?"
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"We'll see. Get me another navel!"
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"- earmarks or benchmarks of Count Olaf? - Agreed."
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"If we could just go back to Aunt Josephine's house."
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"There's something strange about that note."
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"We've already been over the note, Baudelaires. It's not a forgery."
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"And the grammatical mistakes are merely the nervousness"
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"of any woman who was about to throw herself out a window."
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"Now, Captain Sham, I have some papers in my briefcase"
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"And then the children will be mine?"
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"You'll be caring for them, yes."
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"And there's nothing in the world that can stop me?"
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"Well, that... A peculiar way of saying it, but, yes."
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