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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Wide Window: Part Two (S01E01)

"not saving each of our..."
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"There has to be another way."
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"The scientific principle of the divergence and refraction of light."
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"It doesn't matter if I try my best. What matters is what happens."
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"Help!"
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"Save me!"
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"Why would anybody be on the lake so soon after a hurricane?"
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"Maybe they're trying to reach their family, too."
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"I always do."
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"Oh, my goodness. What a relief."
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"Oh!"
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"Parenting is exhausting."
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"We only stole that boat to retrieve Aunt Josephine from her hiding spot"
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"Yes! I was going to betray you,"
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"and these three children gave me the courage to do so."
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"Nothing but hide in my house. Well, enough of that."
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"What?"
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"But if you said, Josephine Anwhistle has been thrown overboard to the leeches,"
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"you would be all right with that?"
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"I mean..."
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"Fiends! All of you!"
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"Josephine, Schmosephine."
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"replacing the real first letters."
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"She had tried to teach them, even if it wasn't what they wanted to learn."
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"I missed the prehurricane discount tickets and had to spend the night"
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"Well, I'll admit the children's behavior did make me have second thoughts."
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"the late Josephine What's-her-name..."
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"You can take the word of all three of us."
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"Oh, come now, that won't work."
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"Even a child can see that peg leg was false."
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"- But I am not this Count Olaf person. - Look."
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"Josephine told me so."
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"You are Count Olaf and not Captain Sham."
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"Baudelaires?"
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"Baudelaires?"
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"You won't even be sure, in fact..."
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"By the time you read this note, my life will be at it's end."
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"My heart is as cold as Ike, and I find my life inbearable."
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"I know your children may not understand the sad life of a dowager,"
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"lead...led me to this desperate act..."
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"I leave you three in the care of Captain Sham,"
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"a kind and honorable men."
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"Please think of me kindly, even though I'd done this terrible thing."
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"Josephine Anwhistle."
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"it can't be are often the words that run through your saddened head."
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"It can't be that I've lost someone so important."
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"and it is my job to report the history of the Baudelaire orphans,"
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"as her last words echo again and again throughout her empty and doomed house."
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"As my last will and testament,"
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"I leave you three in the care of Captain Sham,"
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"a kind and honorable men."
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"Please think of me kindly even though I'd done this terrible thing."
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"Yes, yes. I understand. I'll tell them."
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"Of course, I'll tell them. I promise I'll tell them."
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"Goodbye."
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"Mr. Poe says we can always rely on Mulctuary Money Management."
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"I just can't believe it."
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"It's all there in ink and shaky handwriting."
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"Aunt Josephine is dead and she's left us in the care of Count Olaf."
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"It's not right. There's something funny about this note."
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"There's nothing funny about a woman throwing herself out a window."
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"Not funny as in a funny joke. Funny as in a funny... smell."
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"- And now it is. - That's not what I mean."
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"She means I-T-S. That's a sizable grammatical error."
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"Aunt Josephine would've cared."
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"That's not enough."
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"No matter how much she liked grammar, she says she found her life unbearable."
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"That's another error. She didn't say she found her life unbearable, with a U."
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"She said she found her life inbearable, with an I."
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"That's not a word."
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"Our situation isn't inbearable. It's unbearable."
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"Aunt Josephine left us in the care of Captain Sham,"
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"and I don't know what we can do about it."
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"I wish we'd never read Mr. Poe that note."
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"that didn't mention... Captain Sham."
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"Wouldn't it be difficult to imitate her handwriting?"
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"Maybe it's not her handwriting at all."
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"Forgery? That's a very serious charge."
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"He murdered Aunt Josephine and forged a note."
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"Again with Count Olaf. I must say,"
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"other than a gaping, middle-aged woman-shaped hole in the window,"
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"I can see no sign of a struggle or a break-in."
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"He was in disguise and Aunt Josephine fell for it, hook, line and sinker."
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"Please, there's no time for fishing jokes."
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"There's a very simple way to tell who wrote this note."
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"That's... actually an excellent idea."
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"You are very intelligent children,"
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"Here's Aunt Josephine's shopping list. We can use this to compare."
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"Look at the V in Several gallons of Vinegar,"
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"and how it matches the C in Captain Sham."
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"And look where she writes I think shopping is terribly dangerous"
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"and how it matches think of me kindly, even though I'd done this terrible thing."
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"It should be I've done this terrible thing."
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"You're right."
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"But why would this Captain Sham person"
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"go through so much trouble just to place you under his care?"
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"We've already told you, Captain Sham is Count Olaf in disguise."
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"Now then, I know you three have had some terrible experiences,"
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"but you mustn't start letting your imaginations get the best of you."
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"Remember when you were staying with Uncle Monty?"
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"was actually Count Olaf in disguise."
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"Stephano was actually Count Olaf in disguise."
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"The point is that you can't just start jumping to conclusions."
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"You've jumped to the conclusion that this note was a forgery,"
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"that a villainous man who swore he'd stop at nothing"
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"until he got ahold of your parents' enormous fortune"
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"You don't have to believe us. See for yourself."
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"His troupe has been camped outside all night keeping an eye on us."
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"Ah, I see an approaching hurricane, but no theatrical troupe."
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"It's like I said, Baudelaires."
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"You're letting your imagination get the best of you."
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"for children's books or digital entertainment,"
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"but this is real life."
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"Mr. Poe, you have to believe us"
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"when we tell you that Captain Sham is really Count Olaf."
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"Aunt Josephine's note might not have been forged,"
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"these are dire accusations, but they're easily investigated."
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"We know what brunch means."
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"Captain Sham's invited us all to a restaurant to talk this over."
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"Yes, by some strange coincidence, he called me accidentally,"
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