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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Reptile Room: Part Two (S01E01)

"the adults were having an adult conversation."
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"If we place the peaches in a line leading up to the cage,"
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"perhaps the snake will follow the trail and then we can trap it inside."
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"- Do snakes eat peaches? - Yes."
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"Maybe we can use the baby."
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"Keep the banker distracted."
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"Oh, you know, these are so good for your skin."
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"- Are they? - You wanna try?"
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"- No, thank you. No, really. - Ah..."
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"- I don't... No. Oh, that's... - Mmm. Mmm!"
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"Oh, orphans, our ship awaits."
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"Orphans?"
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"Labyrinth is a word which means maze full of secrets and danger,"
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"and if you're in ancient Greece,"
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"a monster that is half bull and extremely unpleasant."
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"The hedge labyrinth behind Dr. Montgomery's house"
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"But as Klaus looked down at it,"
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"seeing the way the hedges snaked to form a familiar sinister eye,"
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"Secrets their Uncle Monty had promised to share..."
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"The reptiles certainly seem..."
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"- Mmm. Maybe they're hungry. - Maybe they're upset about the murder."
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"Well, they're animals. I hardly think they're aware of anything."
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"I'm certainly upset about being late for the bank,"
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"so let's hurry this thing along. Has anyone seen Stephano?"
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"Uh, he just went to make some coffee."
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"Coffee. Oh, how considerate."
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"That was when he was alive, of course, and I didn't have time for my morning cup."
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"I know how you feel."
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"My boss made me come here right away. I had to miss an important audition."
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"Audition?"
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"I mean autopsy. It's medical slang."
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"- That seems strange. - Oh, it's totally normal."
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"We have lots of slang in the ol' med biz."
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"That's slang for medical business."
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"We call doctors doc, and dead bodies corpses."
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"Ah, I suppose..."
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"Even though Uncle Monty's body had been removed,"
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"the Reptile Room was not as inviting to Klaus as it had been the day before."
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"What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for it,"
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"You can never forget what transpired in that place..."
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"just as words in ink can never be unwritten."
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"Oh, perhaps I should check on the children."
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"Look over there!"
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"Where? What am I looking at?"
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"It's the incredibly deadly viper."
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"In that cage? But it's locked."
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"Must've crawled inside."
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"Locked the cage behind it."
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"But a snake can't operate a lock by itself."
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"- Maybe a lizard helped it. - That seems unlikely."
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"Besides, that cage is clearly marked Virginian Wolfsnake."
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"I must say, I'm beginning to doubt your qualifications."
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"I'm totally a nurse."
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"Well, it does say so on your pin."
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"- What was that? - That didn't sound like a snake."
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"That's just the screeching iguana clock."
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"It was not the screeching iguana clock."
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"To fully understand the ghastly scene"
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"the adults discovered in the parlor,"
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"it is useful to once again use the phrase meanwhile back at the ranch,"
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"which in this case means upstairs."
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"And about six minutes earlier."
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"Oh, orphans, our ship awaits."
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"Orphans?"
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"filled with regret that he never yelled"
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"That man is Count Olaf to his uncle at the movies,"
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"or over Chinese food, or from under his canoe."
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"She knew that the time to act was now. And she would not regret it."
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"You'll be comfortable here. Do you think you can watch the door?"
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"Do you think you can help me out?"
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"Thanks, Sunny."
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"Sunny?"
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"I'd say partly cloudy."
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"Nice girls aren't supposed to dig through people's personal, private property."
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"Especially when it's... Wasn't it locked?"
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"But I bet you're not clever enough for this."
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"I have four tickets with me to Peru right now."
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"because that's just the kind of guardian I am."
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"But I'll settle for one of you."
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"Which brings us back to..."
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"Goodness, golly, good God,"
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"Mary and Joseph, Zeus and Hera, Nathaniel Hawthorne!"
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"- Which snake is it? - It's the incredibly deadly viper."
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"Kill the snake! Leave it alone!"
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"Give it some food! Don't let it bite her!"
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"It bit her! It's bitten her! It bited her!"
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"Call a scientist! Call my wife!"
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"This is ghastly!"
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"This is phantasmagorical!"
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"You are police officers! Do something!"
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"- It... it looks like the baby's playing. - Mmm-hmm."
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"With the incredibly deadly viper?"
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"From the expedition journal of Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, April 24th."
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"The incredibly deadly viper wouldn't hurt a fly."
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"I know this because I tried to feed it flies this morning."
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"It is friendly and kind, playful and smart,"
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"and if you can get past your first impression,"
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"it can make a wonderful addition to the family."
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"And therefore, it cannot have killed Uncle Monty."
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"There are still plenty of deadly types of snakes in that room"
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"that could have done it."
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"The mamba du mal bites as it strangles."
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"The irascible python is homicidally grumpy."
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"The Virginian wolfsnake can bludgeon you to death with a typewriter."
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"Because I read up on all types of snakes"
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"If I may say so myself, I am quite the expert on the snakes."
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"What does it say?"
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"She said, Ah-ha! because she's figured something out."
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"You said you didn't know anything about snakes."
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"I... That is..."
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"That's right. Stephano, explain..."
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"- We need a plan. - Should we kill him?"
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"He is coughing a lot. Let's see if he dies of natural causes."
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"Mmm."
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"Explain yourself."
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"The reason that I said I did not know anything about the snakes,"
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"You weren't being modest."
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"You haven't been modest a day in your life. You were lying."
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"Klaus, you can't speak to an adult that way."
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"And he's lying now."
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