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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Reptile Room: Part Two (S01E01)

"He's a liar and a murderer and he killed Uncle Monty."
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"You have no proof."
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"Yes, we do."
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"She picked the lock."
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"- Violet, is that true? - It was an emergency."
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"Nice girls shouldn't know how to do that sort of thing."
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"My sister is a nice girl... and she knows how to do all sorts of things."
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"We'll discuss this later. Please continue."
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"When Uncle Monty died, we were immediately suspicious."
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"We were positive that Stephano killed Uncle Monty."
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"But there were bite marks on his cheek clearly from a snake."
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"That's why I decided to search Stephano's suitcase."
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"I knew he wouldn't want to leave any evidence behind."
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"And that's when I found these."
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"But that's nothing. It's my random junk collection,"
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"which is private property, illegally obtained,"
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"and therefore not admissible in court."
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"It does look like junk. But that's when I noticed this."
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"Uncle Monty told us that he keeps venom samples in his cabinet"
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"from every venomous snake known to man."
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"- And woman. - And woman."
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"Mr. Poe, I believe if you open that cabinet right there,"
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"you'll find a sample is missing."
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"There's an empty spot on the shelf."
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"known for its powerful venom."
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"Then it's obvious."
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"The mamba du mal got out of its cage, stole a vial of its own venom,"
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"and murdered Dr. Montgomery in cold blood."
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"Wait, that's ridiculous."
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"- But the bite marks... - Aren't bite marks at all."
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"When I first saw these items, I wasn't sure how they fit together."
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"And that's when I realized they fit together."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the murder weapon."
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"to simulate the double puncture marks of a snake."
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"Then he disassembled it to hide the evidence."
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"But I loved Dr. Montgomery."
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"What motive would I possibly have to murder him?"
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"He's after the Baudelaire fortune."
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"How would Stephano even know about the Baudelaire fortune?"
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"They certainly dress like penniless orphans."
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"That's because everything we owned burned up in a fire."
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"But you already know about that..."
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"because you're not Stephano, you're Count Olaf."
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"The kid detective thing is cute, but we have already dismissed that theory."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Your left ankle, sir."
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"Don't come near me with that thing."
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"Oh, if you're really who the children say you are,"
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"then germs are the least of your problem."
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"Your left ankle... please."
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"If you insist."
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"For the first time in my life, I'm happy to see that awful tattoo."
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"The question is... what are you going to do about it?"
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"I'm going to send you to jail for a very long time."
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"Officers, arrest this man!"
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"No, office... Officers."
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"Oh, you're all in on it, aren't you?"
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"Oh. Oh, dear."
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"If this were a piece of filmed entertainment for small children"
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"you would know what happens next."
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"With the villain's identity and evil plan exposed,"
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"the police would arrive on the scene"
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"and place him in jail for the rest of his life."
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"The plucky youngsters would go out for pizza."
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"But I can tell you that's as likely as Dr. Montgomery returning to life."
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"Still, while Dr. Montgomery may be dead..."
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"If you don't mind, I'll be taking the children with me."
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"the reptiles in his collection..."
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"Boss."
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"It's the screeching iguana!"
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"Take the van. Make sure they follow you."
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"No, he's not. He's heading into the labyrinth."
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"What are you waiting for? Go after him!"
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"This is a job for the police."
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"I'll go call them. I'm sure they'll..."
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"He's not getting away."
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"Go right."
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"You go that way. We can cut him off."
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"It's a dead end."
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"That's impossible. We can retrace our steps."
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"Count Olaf escaped. Uncle Monty is dead."
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"We never got to go to Peru or say goodbye."
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"Or ask him about this."
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"Klaus, what is that?"
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"It's Uncle Monty's handwriting."
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"He must have copied it down during the movie."
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"We were right next to him."
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"If he got a message, we would've seen it."
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"Not if he had some secret way to receive it."
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"Do you remember that strange object I found in the fire? I think it's..."
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"It's gone."
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"I'll be taking the children with me."
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"Count Olaf."
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"A good labyrinth is full of secrets."
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"- Who are you? - Why are you dressed as a statue?"
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"Both excellent questions, Baudelaires."
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"You're that actress from the weird zombie movie."
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"You work for Mr. Poe."
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"But I can still bring Count Olaf to justice."
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"Uncle Monty had a spyglass like that."
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"Forget Peru. It's been compromised."
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"Who sent him the message? Who were we supposed to meet there?"
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"I know you children have a great many questions,"
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"and I promise there are a great many answers."
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"Find your Aunt Josephine. She's a fierce and formidable woman."
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"She can keep you safe and tell you everything you need to know."
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"Let me handle Count Olaf."
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"Count Olaf stole something from me. I think it's part of a spyglass."
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"It certainly is."
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"I will get it back to you, Klaus Baudelaire. I promise."
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"What are they doing with Uncle Monty's reptiles?"
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"After I called the police, I rang up the Herpetological Society."
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"They kindly offered to retrieve Dr. Montgomery's reptiles."
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"Retrieve means take away."
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"Well, they're orphans now. So they'll be moving on to other homes"
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"where their guardians hopefully won't die on them like Dr. Montgomery."
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"Can we at least say goodbye?"
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"After what you've been through,"
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"I'd think you'd never want to see a reptile again."
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"Besides, I have to take you to your next guardian."
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