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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Reptile Room: Part Two (S01E01)

"Are you sure?"
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"Uh, two bite marks on his cheek. Only a snake could've done that."
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"- How terribly tragic. Case closed. - But Uncle Monty is..."
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"was one of the world's leading herpetologists."
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"He would know better than to let a dangerous snake bite him."
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"I tested his blood."
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"In his veins, I found the venom of one of the most dangerous snakes in the world."
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"Good heavens, which one?"
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"The incredibly deadly viper."
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"That's impossible."
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"The incredibly deadly viper is one of the least dangerous"
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"and most friendly creatures in the entire animal kingdom."
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"Come now, Violet. It's called the incredibly deadly viper."
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"It's a misnomer."
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"Uncle Monty named it that to scare his colleagues at the Herpetological Society."
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"He sounds highly unstable. Not good guardian material."
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"He was a wonderful, caring person."
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"And the incredibly deadly viper wouldn't hurt anyone and we can prove it."
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"How can you prove it when you don't even know where it is?"
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"Hmm, fleeing the scene of a crime? Highly suspicious."
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"It's all falling into place."
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"Dr. Montgomery must have forgotten to lock the cage properly,"
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"allowing the viper to slip out and kill him."
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"I suppose we'll never know what Dr. Montgomery did"
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"to trigger the bloodlust in its reptile brain."
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"I myself know nothing about snakes."
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"I only got here just recently and scarcely have had time to learn."
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"But I hear the slimy creatures can hold a grudge."
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"That's the trouble with exotic pets."
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"Maybe nature isn't meant to be tamed."
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"What did you say your name was again?"
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"- I'm Doctor Lucafont. - Nurse."
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"- Nurse Lucafont. - Sorry, uh, what was that?"
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"I'm Nurse Lucafont."
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"I can't understand you under your mask."
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"I said I'm Nurse Lucafont."
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"Mr. Poe, that's not a nurse at all."
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"It's one of Count Olaf's accomplices."
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"You mean the hook-handed man who worked as my temporary secretary"
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"and broke the typewriter?"
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"- No. - Well, I've never met any others."
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"Besides, I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away."
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"I mean, the incredibly deadly viper may be inches away, ready to strike again."
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"It's struck again."
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"It's the screeching iguana clock."
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"It struck again."
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"Oh, will you look at the time? Well, the SS Prospero departs at 5:00 p.m."
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"You better go upstairs, children, and pack for your Peruvian adventure."
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"Mr. Poe, we can't go with Stephano."
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"We don't have the proper paperwork you mentioned."
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"She's right. You do seem like a good person,"
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"but the childrens' adventures abroad will have to wait."
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"Come on, we really need to be going."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"And why not?"
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"Because no one is leaving this house"
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"with a snake on the loose. Right, nurse?"
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"Yeah. Absolutely."
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"- But that's absurd. - That's absurd?"
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"I'm already late for the bank and I'm up for a very important promotion."
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"The bank will have to wait."
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"When your back was turned just now,"
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"- You mean... - Yes! A quarantine!"
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"Your turn."
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"What?"
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"A quarantine!"
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"How long is that going to take?"
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"Uh, the police. It's in their hands now."
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"Oh, that must be them."
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"I must say, these are some impressive response times for a house in the country."
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"- These are Count Olaf's accomplices. - And they're all wearing costumes."
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"No, children, these are adults."
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"Adults don't wear costumes unless it's for a charity ball,"
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"or they happen to be employed as actors."
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"They are employed as actors."
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"You two, create a perimeter."
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"You two, get that body in the van and back to the ME for some TLC before it's DOA."
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"But you said no one could leave the house."
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"Oh!"
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"Don't you recognize him? That's the hook-handed man."
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"And those two women were in Count Olaf's play."
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"Oh, children, it's rude to question police authority."
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"and this man is opening a can of peaches with hands, not hooks."
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"That's Uncle Monty's food. Stop eating his food."
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"I was only gonna have a few peaches."
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"The children lost their uncle today. I'm sure you can understand."
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"Violet, Klaus, Sunny, why don't you wait upstairs."
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"But Mr. Poe..."
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"Come on, Klaus."
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"The adults won't take care of anything. But we will."
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"Now, please, work quickly. I need to get back to the bank."
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"If you have ever been left out of an important conversation due to your age,"
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"then you know how the Baudelaires felt as they trudged up the stairs,"
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"So they decided to hold their own."
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"We know the incredibly deadly viper didn't kill Uncle Monty."
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"And we know that Count Olaf did. Mr. Poe would never believe us."
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"Not without evidence and proof."
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"Nurse Lucafont may be a fake nurse,"
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"but Uncle Monty had two bite marks like a snake would make."
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"I saw them this morning."
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"I saw the incredibly deadly viper this morning, too."
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"While we were at the parlor, Count Olaf must have set it loose."
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"Or worse."
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"I'm sure it's okay, Sunny. I know you two were close."
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"If we could find the snake..."
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"If we could find out how Monty really died..."
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"- We could prove that it's innocent. - And that Stephano is guilty."
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"And Mr. Poe would have to have Count Olaf arrested."
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"We wouldn't have to go to Peru."
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"If we'd found proof earlier, maybe we could have saved Uncle Monty."
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"If we put Count Olaf behind bars,"
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"Including us."
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"Do you think you can get back inside the Reptile Room?"
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"I think I might have a way."
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"The word hackneyed here means"
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"used by so many writers, it is a tiresome cliche,"
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"while meanwhile back at the ranch is a phrase used to link"
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"what is going on in one part of a story with another part,"
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"and has nothing to do with cows or creamy salad dressing."
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"When I say, Meanwhile back at the ranch,"
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