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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Reptile Room: Part Two (S01E01)

"and that eventually all of us will go to sleep, never to wake up."
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"For in that sleep of death what dreams may come."
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"Look at his cold, waxy face."
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"Peru. We're going to Peru."
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"I'm so tired of having to explain everything to you."
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"You're supposed to be so smart,"
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"- No! - Stop!"
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"If you hadn't stranded me at the movies,"
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"where I would have had to kill Monty."
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"You're just gonna leave him there?"
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"Trust me, he doesn't mind."
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"You can't take us out of the country."
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"It's extremely rare for an accident to be a fortunate event."
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"What? Wha...? See? Hysterical."
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"my morning itinerary to bring them these passports."
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"He'd want me to have them."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"I'd be happy to."
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"My apologies, Mr. Stephano."
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"What a sensible idea."
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"I don't care if you have an audition for Equus."
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"From the local sheriff's department's medical examiner's office?"
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"Oh, yes, thank you, Stephano, for that excellent point."
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"Ah, yes, perhaps we should both wait with the children."
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"Maybe I can wait with the children, too."
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"That does sound like the best plan."
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"Not without some very thorough paperwork."
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"What's happened? What's wrong?"
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"Or inches."
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"Nurse Lucafont informed me that this entire place is under lockdown."
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"Mobile Crime Lab."
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"At your service."
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"- We always get our man. - Or snake."
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"I meant, uh, no one except you."
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"Besides, the women in that play had ghastly theatrical makeup on their faces,"
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"The adults will take care of it from here."
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"unable to participate in the conversation that would determine their fate."
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"we can still stop him from harming anyone else."
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"it seemed to contain both secrets and danger."
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"and the danger of being so high off the ground."
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"- Agitated. - Annoyed."
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"Did you say murder?"
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"- I meant accident. - Ah, yes, well..."
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"Dr. Montgomery insisted I drive out here first thing in the morning."
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"just as ink can stain a white sheet of paper."
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"Exactly."
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"Years later, Klaus Baudelaire would often lie in bed,"
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"And while I cannot say that Violet slept any easier,"
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"she was luckier than her brother in one respect."
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"I thought you were supposed to be a nice girl."
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"- It was. - Oh, how clever."
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"I was going to take you and your siblings,"
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"That's the screeching iguana clock."
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"What is..."
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"Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away!"
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"Calm down! Get moving! Call an ambulance!"
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"Well, I guess it does look rather harmless."
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"That doesn't change anything."
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"How do you know?"
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"in the library section of the Reptile Room."
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"- Psst, boss. - Don't interrupt me while I'm talking."
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"is because I was being modest."
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"What is all this?"
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"Evidence, which I found in Stephano's suitcase."
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"That's what I said."
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"That stumped me, too."
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"Ah-ha!"
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"So, I concentrated on each item as if they were parts of a machine."
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"Stephano used this double-barrel syringe to inject the venom into Uncle Monty,"
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"I thought they were penniless orphans."
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"You've been coughing germs into it all day."
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"Bravo, children."
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"Yes, I admit it. I killed Monty."
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"I also killed his assistant, Gustav. I drowned him in the reflecting pond."
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"were very much alive."
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"Oh."
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"That's just the screeching iguana clock."
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"It's not the screeching iguana clock."
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"- But where are you going, boss? - International waters."
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"Count Olaf is driving away."
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"I suppose there wasn't room in the van."
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"It's more of a volunteer position."
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"I'm sorry I arrived too late to help your uncle."
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"What was he trying to tell us? What's in Peru?"
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"We know what retrieve means. Where are they taking them?"
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"I know where you're going, too. And I'm the adult so I get to decide."
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"Mr. Poe, what can you tell us about your secretary?"
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"Yessica Haircut."
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"Well, that's good, because there's one on your shoulder right now."
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"It's one of the bigger ones. I wanna say tarantula? Ugh."
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"You're not going anywhere, you snake."
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"There are times when the entire world seems wrong."
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"Operator, can you check that number again, please?"
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"There's no word to describe the feeling of waking up"
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"and knowing instantly that something is terribly wrong."
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"If there were, the Baudelaires would have used that word"
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"when they rose to find dawn had awoken them,"
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"and their Uncle Monty had not."
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"- Uncle Monty? - Monty?"
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"- Uncle Monty? - Are you in here?"
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"We all know that our time in this world is limited,"
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"Monty..."
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"But that didn't change how the Baudelaires felt that morning"
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"in the room their uncle had filled so carefully with specimens,"
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"and in which he was now a sort of specimen himself."
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"How could this happen?"
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"We know exactly how this happened."
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"My, my, my, my, my."
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"What a terrible accident. Whoever discovers this will be very upset."
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"You murdered him."
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"Why, Klaus, I'm surprised."
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"jolly old Uncle Monty died from a snakebite, not murder."
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"Look at the teeth marks on his cheek."
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"- Look at his unblinking eyes. - Stop it!"
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"Stop talking like that."
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"You're right. There's no time for chitchat."
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"We have a ship to catch"
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"and I'd like to board in time to have a bottle of wine before lunch."
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"We wouldn't go to the end of the driveway with you,"
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"much less international waters."
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