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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Taming of the Dads (S03E03)

"I'll get my coat."
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"I've read the same sentence like 20 times."
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"Am I ever gonna find out where the red fern grows?"
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"We'll watch Jerry in 30-minute shifts"
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"so the other person can concentrate"
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"on finishing their homework."
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"What do you think, Jerry?"
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"I'll take that poop as a yes."
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"It's a trap, me thinks!"
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"Can I have some Goobers?"
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"Our dads... Our dads took them."
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"Hey, Gary, Goober me."
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"Call to order."
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"But first, I have an important matter to discuss."
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"amongst the jury, along with a gift."
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"Bailiff Dan."
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"Harvey is weak. Here's a gift.""
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"Normally, I would send all of you home and seat new jury,"
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"but I'm planning to run for office"
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"and I don't want to cost the taxpayers any more money."
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"will result in all of you being held in contempt!"
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"No."
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"So, did you like the movie?"
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"I had no idea what was happening."
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"Well, I liked it."
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"In fact, it might be my favorite movie of all time."
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"E-Eddie, do you ever get bored?"
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"Us? What are you talking about?"
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"My dad's not supposed to pick me up for another hour."
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"Louis."
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"You mentioned you knew your way around the old six-string."
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"Any chance you'd be up for a jam sesh?"
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"♪ If you ♪"
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"♪ Just go ahead now ♪"
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"I just did. It's your turn."
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"_"
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"At least someone will be rested tomorrow."
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"Evan, that's my calculator."
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"- Hello? - Hey, it's me."
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"Oh."
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"has been really, really cool,"
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"different."
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"It's like somewhere along the line,"
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"we stopped having fun."
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"I mean, look at our dads."
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"Our dads?"
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"Do you see how much fun they have?"
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"Face it, Eddie, we've fallen into a rut."
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"Hey, guys, uh, sorry to interrupt,"
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"Sorry, Eddie."
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"Hello?"
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"Well, those are some interesting closing arguments,"
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"and the footage of him dancing around the flames afterwards,"
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"I'd say this is a pretty open-and-shut case."
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"I reckon we can just go ahead and vote."
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"I have a question."
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"The community theatre's"
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"- We'll bring Gary. - Yeah. That's not gonna happen."
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"Me and Allison are taking a break."
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"What? Since when? I thought you guys were solid."
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"It's like she got sick of me."
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"A rut? Or a groove?"
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"She said that you and Gary had more fun."
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"Maybe she has a point."
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"what does that say about us?"
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"Harvey claims that he visited Singapore,"
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"even though there's a perfectly good noodle shop next door."
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"My wife packed me a sandwich."
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"Alleged wife."
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"This isn't personal."
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"I like Harvey."
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"I mean, you decide."
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"It's been hours!"
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"She's holding us hostage!"
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"Aah!"
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"O-Okay, okay."
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"Uh, Jessica, may I have a word? Please?"
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"It would be my first act as Jury Boss."
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"Okay, so, when the judge asks,"
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"you just read the verdict, and then we can all go."
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"Thank you, Jury Minion."
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"All rise!"
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"Why isn't Harvey sitting in the..."
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"Harvey had a scratchy throat,"
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"so I'm filling in as Madame Foreperson."
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"Very well."
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"Yes, Your Honor."
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"Stop burning things, you weirdo."
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"What?"
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"He's obviously guilty!"
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"Innocent people don't have hair like that!"
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"Louis!"
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"and ordering drumsticks in iambic pentameter?"
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"That sounds so great to me."
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"But I can't."
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"Not today."
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"Not ever."
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"It's because of Eddie and Allison, isn't it?"
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"since those wildebeests trampled Mufasa."
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"It's because of us, Gary."
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"has caused Eddie and Allison to doubt theirs."
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"just like the Montagues and Capulets."
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"Are you saying..."
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"That really is too bad."
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"But when you care about someone,"
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"He called it "the hand hug.""
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"Because men couldn't hug back then."
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"I can't believe I slept through Roman numerals."
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"You're tired?"
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"I accidentally kicked a kid in the face."
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"That's nice."
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"I can't remember the last time I had a chance to exercise."
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"You have it easy."
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"All you do is,"
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"you just ply Jerry with food to keep him quiet."
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"I feed him because he's hungry."
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"All you do is play with him!"
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"You're putting words in my mouth,"
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"just like you put empty calories in Jerry's."
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"Having a snack?"
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