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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Taming of the Dads (S03E03)

"Now that I'm single, I don't have to watch my figure."
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"You know, your situation with Allison"
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"reminds me of an old love story."
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"I really wanted to impress her,"
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"So, I switched it up,"
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"I kept it fresh,"
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"and that's what you need to do with Allison."
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"and spontaneous, just like it was at the beginning."
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"Allison, there's something I have to tell you."
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"I'm sorry I've been so boring lately."
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"It's just you're so chill,"
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"And to be honest, myself is a little lazy."
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"I know! I'm being spontaneous!"
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"You didn't see that coming."
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"No parent should outlive their Tamagotchi."
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"It was only a few extra words."
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"To be honest,"
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"What do you mean?"
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"They must've sent you the summons by accident."
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"Ugh."
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"Did you hear something?"
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"No."
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"Ooh, it's the penguin one."
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"Good luck."
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"Last but not least, there's one for you, Jessica."
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"- Jerry Orbach! - Jerry Orbach!"
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"and audio books, not..."
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"Too $hort."
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"By the way, happy anniversary, Eddie."
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"We don't get each other gifts. We're beyond that."
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"You got me a Flavor Flav necklace?"
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"Open it."
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"In a martini glass, so you know it's classy."
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"Okay, fine."
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"And it has Leonardo DiCaprio."
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"Hello. I'm Gail O'Grady."
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"play with it, or clean up its poop."
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"If you don't clean them up,"
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"But soft, what light through yonder breaks?"
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"Dad, that's the whitest you've ever sounded."
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"It's Shakespeare, Eddie."
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"but thanks for the ride."
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"Can you elaborate?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"we're looking for."
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"I would like to volunteer."
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"Oh, my God! Who's this little munchkin?"
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"I read about these in my anime magazine."
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"Is this a fly gentleman I see before me?"
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"You must be Eddie's dad. Hi. Gary Olsen."
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"That's a great idea."
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"Tybalt hath sent a letter to his father's house."
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""We need a new Jury Boss."
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"Any attempt to bribe your fellow juror"
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"Thought I'd come by a little early."
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"♪ Just go ahead now ♪"
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"Evan, feed Jerry."
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"Ugh!"
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"Hey, I'm glad you called."
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"It reminded me of how it used to be with us,"
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"yet today, he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,"
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"Oh, for God's sake!"
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"If we let you be jury foreperson,"
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"You may be seated."
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"I understand the jury has reached a verdict?"
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"Would our new foreperson please read the verdict to the court?"
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"I was just about to call you."
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"I liked having such a cool friend."
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"Me, too."
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"Now I'm never gonna know what Super Bowl it is."
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"Jerry?"
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"You were watching your figure?"
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"so I used to serenade her with my guitar."
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"But after a while, I could tell she was getting sick of it."
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"I know, crazy, right?"
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"Eddie?"
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"So, I'm going to make more of an effort"
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"But we already saw it."
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"You're surprised, right?"
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"I'm surprised you did jury duty in the first place."
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"You're not a citizen yet, Jessica."
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"There's showings at 7:00 and 9:30,"
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"and we're splitting a box of Goobers."
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"When you care about someone, you have to make sacrifices."
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"and let you know your daughter will be in good hands."
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"Me, too, Brute!"
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"Uh, great news."
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"We, the jury, find the defendant..."
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"- You take that back! - I will not!"
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"Dad, please, I do not want to hear any more Shakespeare."
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"and you could've gotten out of it."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hello?"
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"Yes."
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"back when things were new and exciting."
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"I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore."
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"who won't convict anybody without DNA evidence,"
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"Uh, Dad..."
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"It's for you."
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"I'll give you and Allison a ride to the movie."
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"Eddie, you know I think you're great,"
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"I'm not talking about Shakespeare."
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"Right."
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"What fates impose, that men must needs abide --"
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"Darn it! I knew something was up."
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"We're tearing our houses apart,"
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"Mercutio, thou oughtn't go in there!"
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"during a trip to Singapore."
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"Hey, since I'm driving the kids to the movie,"
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"I hated you the moment I saw you."
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"It boots not to resist both wind and tide."
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"Shakespeare invented this, you know?"
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"Because at the end of the day,"
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"♪ If you ♪"
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"♪ Like to tell me maybe ♪"
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"He made a boom-boom!"
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"guilty."
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"Welcome to Orlando Superior Court."
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"the brassy squad secretary on "NYPD Blue.""
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"I guess."
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