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Clips from The Detour - The Drop (S01E01)

"- Do you, Nate? Really, do you? - Yes."
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"A drop? I'm picking up a package from Vanessa."
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"- No, St... Just sit down. - Why?"
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"What? What?"
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"Take a sip. Mm-hmm."
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"Signal his team. There it is. There it is!"
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"- That's a signal? - Yeah."
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"- His finger up his nose? - Yeah. My god, this is insane."
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"No, you are completely overreacting here."
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"Uh, yes."
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"- How old is she? - Um, uh... 7."
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"7. Really, really adorable."
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"I don't know how old my daughter is."
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"- Yeah, I see you, too, asshole. - What is your problem?"
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"I can't!"
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"Oh, come on. Really? Silent treatment?"
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"Because I won't talk to you about something?"
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"There's my kids!"
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"Mmm! How are you guys?"
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"No government goons yet."
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"I have a better idea."
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"Since everyone loves Christmas... everyone..."
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"- Oh, come on. Don't do that. - Yeah?"
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"Oh, no, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, and by the way, kids, I'm lifting the soda ban, so..."
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"- I'd rather not. - Why not?"
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"Dad, why can't we sit with mom and Delilah?"
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"- I want them to. - Yeah, me, too."
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"And you are welcome to."
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"Mm."
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"Please, I am way too tired to play this game."
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"Hi, folks! This seat taken?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"- Think I could just squeeze in here? - Yeah. Take it."
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"Think you can make it?"
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"- There we go! - Oh, there he goes."
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"with family and new friends!"
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"- but... - Do you hear that noise?"
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"Jared, could you please tell that noise"
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"Did you get that?"
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"Yes, I heard all that passive-aggressive B.S."
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"- loud and clear. - Oh, that wasn't passive."
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"Sorry about the awkwardness."
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"- It's day one of their maybe divorce. - Okay, you know what?"
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"Oh, well, then I'm going to buy them an even bigger toy."
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"- That is so stupid. - No, you're stupid."
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"- Excuse me? - You're stupid."
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"This relationship was built on one bedrock principle,"
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"Okay, first of all, bedrock crumbles. It doesn't unravel."
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"on something more than me not telling you"
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"Now come on, folks."
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"See, every day is the most special day."
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"Maybe I should just sit on the other side."
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"- That'll be... yeah. - Yeah? Good idea?"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. - What?"
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"Whoa! What is wrong with you?! There's children here!"
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"They are safer now."
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"No!"
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"No! They are statistically way less safe now!"
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"Our founding fathers would shit their pants"
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"This "sacred document"? It's been amended 27 times!"
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"- Goodbye, alcohol. - Welcome back, alcohol."
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"- This guy. - This stupid guy!"
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"You two have ruined my entire Christmas dinner!"
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"Jeez!"
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"I know! You've got me all flustered."
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"We still have our love"
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"I'm still mad at you."
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"They were showing around a picture of dad,"
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"asking if anyone had seen him."
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"- Shit! What are they doing here? - See?"
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"I'm sor... I'm sorry! What do we do? What do we do?"
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"Well, the good news is, the one thing we have going for us"
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"Got to eat it."
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"Welcome!"
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"- mother-daughter hissy fit. - Yeah."
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"- What do I do? - Go get a pretzel. Another one. Yeah."
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"I am the ghost of Christmas past!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh!"
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"- Uh-huh. - Oh! Oh, this is great."
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"Okay, well, it all started in the north pole, right?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"- So what's your name, little boy? - Jareb."
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"What if I am dumb?"
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"You know, it's funny you bring this up."
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"But I was on my bathroom break earlier,"
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"Santa does number twos."
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"Well... I guess that's one takeaway from that story."
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"You don't know my middle name! You never hug my Teddy bear!"
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"Excuse me, little girl."
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"You can't push me! You're not my mommy either!"
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"Oh, lord. Can you take the battery out of her?"
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"Uhh! Oh!"
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"Go."
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"♪ Some girls like Buddha ♪"
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"♪ Say goodbye to your sons... ♪"
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"putting it out in the world for god to see."
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"God, what is wrong with you? Put it down."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"He, or should I say her, is going to judge you."
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"Why do you always have to make this about you"
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"and your stupid, insane life?"
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"- Tambourine. - That's not an instrument."
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"Is everyone having a Merry Christmas over here?"
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"What's in the package?"
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"- It's drugs. - It's not drugs!"
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"I am gonna tell you for the last time,"
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"- Are you okay? - Aah!"
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"Scrooge!"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, my god, Nate. I'm so sorry we couldn't hold them."
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"I'm so sorry, Honey."
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"- It's tears. - Mr. Parker, you're in possession"
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"of P.F.R. intellectual property that we are here to collect."
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"Okay, security's just gonna be a second."
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"No need for that."
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"Look, Nate, just give us the stuff, Honey."
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"- We'll be on our way. - I can't."
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"Don't answer that. Gene will bury you in litigation."
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