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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Kevin vs. The Dutch Elm (S01E01)

"What are you talking about?"
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"Still standing by."
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"Mrs. Hoost and her husband."
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"I mean, it must have been years ago."
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"And now this tree, that's all she has."
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"She's also got a big nephew,"
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"and you're gonna get a great tan this summer."
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"This... It represents the life that they used to have."
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"I don't know what I'd do."
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"- That's what you'd... - No!"
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"I'd be like her, and I'd be sitting in our kitchen alone."
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"But I wouldn't even have a tree to stare at."
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"I can't take it down."
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"Look, I just..."
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"I know. I know that you do, and I appreciate that."
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"We got to call it off."
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"- Wait, wait, wait! - Oh, no!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Mm. You know, 2018's gonna be even better."
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"Hey."
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"I got to tell you,"
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"I don't think I'm gonna make it till midnight, though."
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"That's fine with me."
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"Are you expecting someone?"
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"No."
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"Let's do this!"
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"and this morning, I'm gonna give one to your dad."
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"I know, and that's why this time,"
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"Okay."
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"I was trying to surprise you with the flu shot this year"
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"- Oh, I'm going to Enzo's. - Hmm?"
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"graham cracker, chocolate pudding,"
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"Okay. All right."
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"- Oh. - So, what I do is,"
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"There's leaves everywhere,"
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"So I'll tell you what, we will sit down Monday"
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"I feel a little nauseous."
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"Nope! Nooooo!"
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"Okay, here we go..."
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"I mean, I'm gonna keep eating, but I ain't happy about it."
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"Hey, Groot, it's not a kiddie pool, okay?"
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"Unscrew the brackets and move the TV?"
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"I'll have that thing out of your life in 40 minutes."
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"It's a metaphor. But think about it."
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"And I have talked to her a bunch of times."
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"You start nice, you come in with a little honey."
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"Okay, well, what is it that you like to eat"
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"Make an exception next year, 'cause it's gonna be cray-cray."
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"Okay."
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"Still, you got to get some color for the wake, right? I mean..."
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"The tree is not dead."
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"The tree is not going anywhere."
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"Wh... No, I mean, I'm not... It's not actually washing..."
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"Who's that?"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"And, you know, when I'm happy..."
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"Why do you do this to me?!"
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"Um, your mom and I are gonna do something legally..."
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"Exactly. Exactly."
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""Hey, did you hear anything about the tree thing?""
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""What? What tree? Never heard of a tree.""
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"- Yeah, I'm on it. - Okay."
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"No. No, in the morning, when I have my coffee,"
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"and we can let them loose in the park or something."
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"♪"
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"Whoa! Whoa, it's working! I got one. Awesome."
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"They're filling up the bag!"
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"You're still my hero."
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"You give the signal,"
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"Okay, on my count."
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"It's probably just on a timer, so nobody move!"
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"Ooh, man, that's a lot of Hummels."
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"Kevin, can you come here a minute?"
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"It's so romantic."
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"I mean, if anything ever happened to you,"
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"But now's our chance if we're gonna do it."
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"Guys, you know what? Uh... we're good."
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"- Good? - We're good."
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"I did take down the tree and move the pool."
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"♪"
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"I got to say, 2017 was pretty great."
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"Oh, me neither."
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"You know what we should do? We should record the ball drop."
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"Very funny."
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"Underneath the neighbor's dead tree."
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"I thought we were trying that chicken place."
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"♪"
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"Nice, nice!"
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"♪"
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"She... is a badger."
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"All right, that's good. Wow."
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"All right, so, we all know our job?"
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"'cause you know that dead tree that's on your yard"
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"I like it."
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"♪"
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"What do we do?"
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"You know, technically,"
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"♪"
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"What the heck?!"
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"Yeah, Chale's gonna help me study before class."
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"while he's walking to the shower?"
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"I think my rib popped out a little bit in the front."
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"I've been waiting for this forever."
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"Wait, I'm sorry. I heard "Move my pool.""
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"No excuses this time!"
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"There's panels and rivets,"
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"So, let me ask you this. What do you think is easier..."
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"You show up there, she sees you, she's an older lady."
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"you clean it up, you're back in the game."
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"Ohh!"
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"You wash my back, I wash yours."
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"I got them in Scheveningen."
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"- Uh-huh. - It's just..."
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"I don't think you did."
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"Not making plans for the spring. Let's say that."
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"One call to the town, they'll declare that thing a hazard,"
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"I'm in the truck, the rope's attached,"
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"If you like the almond milk, you should try the hazelnut."
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"Oh, God."
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"Delta, Foxtrot, how we lookin'?"
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