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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Email Security (S06E06)

Do you have a computer in your office?

"Do you have a computer in your office?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Do you check your emails on that computer?

"Do you check your emails on that computer?"

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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You look at boobies on it?

"You look at boobies on it?"

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They got everything.

"They got everything."

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It's Vietnam!

"It's Vietnam!"

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Anyways, like I said, thanks.

"Anyways, like I said, thanks."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Girls.

"Girls."

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Frankie.

"Frankie."

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Francesca.

"Francesca."

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Word around school is our emails have been leaked.

"Word around school is our emails have been leaked."

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Is that so?

"Is that so?"

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Oh, the first you've heard of it?

"Oh, the first you've heard of it?"

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I guess I heard some rumblings.

"I guess I heard some rumblings."

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Hm, rumblings.

"Hm, rumblings."

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Hm. Hm.

"Hm. Hm."

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Hello, Jeff.

"Hello, Jeff."

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Hello, Jeff.

"Hello, Jeff."

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Jeff Winger.

"Jeff Winger."

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Annie.

"Annie."

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Yeah. Something like that.

"Yeah. Something like that."

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Should we help set up chairs?

"Should we help set up chairs?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Hi, how's everybody doing?

"Hi, how's everybody doing?"

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I asked a damn question.

"I asked a damn question."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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New look.

"New look."

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I'd hate to think my wardrobe wasn't passing muster with this group.

"I'd hate to think my wardrobe wasn't passing muster with this group."

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I'm not usually the best at non-verbal cues, so I have to ask,

"I'm not usually the best at non-verbal cues, so I have to ask,"

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is it possible that everyone here but me read all of each other's leaked emails?

"is it possible that everyone here but me read all of each other's leaked emails?"

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No. Absolutely not.

"No. Absolutely not."

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I read all your crap.

"I read all your crap."

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I have read everything you guys have ever wrote about me in an email.

"I have read everything you guys have ever wrote about me in an email."

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And you guys are the worst people in the world.

"And you guys are the worst people in the world."

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Screw you guys.

"Screw you guys."

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Not cool.

"Not cool."

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Mean, mean, mean.

"Mean, mean, mean."

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Point it at me and I will eat it!

"Point it at me and I will eat it!"

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What?

"What?"

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I will bite your little finger off and I will eat it!

"I will bite your little finger off and I will eat it!"

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Then, let's see you type more descriptions of my Houseguest-era Sinbad

"Then, let's see you type more descriptions of my Houseguest-era Sinbad"

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Ah-ha.

"Ah-ha."

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That's a direct quote from a really mean email I wrote about him.

"That's a direct quote from a really mean email I wrote about him."

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So now who's the bad guy?

"So now who's the bad guy?"

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I have a right to fit in!

"I have a right to fit in!"

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Okay, stop it! Stop it!

"Okay, stop it! Stop it!"

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Why don't we all just admit that we...

"Why don't we all just admit that we..."

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I'm not admitting it.

"I'm not admitting it."

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Oh, Annie, get over it.

"Oh, Annie, get over it."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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You had my blood tested for amphetamines?

"You had my blood tested for amphetamines?"

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You were extra jumpy last spring.

"You were extra jumpy last spring."

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We had to double check to be safe.

"We had to double check to be safe."

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I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood.

"I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood."

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Oh, you gave it to us.

"Oh, you gave it to us."

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For that human genome project?

"For that human genome project?"

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We only used half of it for that.

"We only used half of it for that."

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By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal.

"By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal."

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Ew.

"Ew."

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How can you judge anyone, light switch licker?

"How can you judge anyone, light switch licker?"

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Like this, ew.

"Like this, ew."

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You guys hear that sound?

"You guys hear that sound?"

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That is the sound of the hackers winning.

"That is the sound of the hackers winning."

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Our school's out there right now, pawing through our dirty laundry,

"Our school's out there right now, pawing through our dirty laundry,"

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laughing at us, waiting to see what we're gonna do,

"laughing at us, waiting to see what we're gonna do,"

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waiting to see who wins in the battle between terror and cool.

"waiting to see who wins in the battle between terror and cool."

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We got to be cool.

"We got to be cool."

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And set up for a show.

"And set up for a show."

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Abed, if you wouldn't mind please checking the sound system.

"Abed, if you wouldn't mind please checking the sound system."

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No problem.

"No problem."

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Unless you're too busy telling your girlfriend I

"Unless you're too busy telling your girlfriend I"

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don't understand Donnie Darko.

"don't understand Donnie Darko."

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Annie. I'm cool.

"Annie. I'm cool."

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I'll set up the box office.

"I'll set up the box office."

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Oh, or will me opening a box office unfairly influence wagers

"Oh, or will me opening a box office unfairly influence wagers"

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in your betting pool about my sexual preference?

"in your betting pool about my sexual preference?"

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We saw this one coming, and we are so sorry.

"We saw this one coming, and we are so sorry."

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Oh, that cuts it.

"Oh, that cuts it."

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The word sorry fills that crater right to the brim, yeah.

"The word sorry fills that crater right to the brim, yeah."

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Oh, boo hoo.

"Oh, boo hoo."

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Your friends are curious about your night life.

"Your friends are curious about your night life."

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We kept it among friends.

"We kept it among friends."

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I am required to file a report on every teacher, and

"I am required to file a report on every teacher, and"

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if you throw another tantrum I will revise yours.

"if you throw another tantrum I will revise yours."

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To what? Non-lethal murderer?

"To what? Non-lethal murderer?"

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Armless javelin thrower?

"Armless javelin thrower?"

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What in your unqualified, buzzword-bloated,

"What in your unqualified, buzzword-bloated,"

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little red school house of a brain is a functional alcoholic?

"little red school house of a brain is a functional alcoholic?"

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What in your brain is a chapstick lesbian?

"What in your brain is a chapstick lesbian?"

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To me, 300 bucks.

"To me, 300 bucks."

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Unless you care to refute it.

"Unless you care to refute it."

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My sexuality is of zero concern to my job and to everyone here.

"My sexuality is of zero concern to my job and to everyone here."

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I swear, if you people were trapped on a tiger-infested island

"I swear, if you people were trapped on a tiger-infested island"

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How does the tigers survive without food or water?

"How does the tigers survive without food or water?"

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Oh, it's not cute, Annie.

"Oh, it's not cute, Annie."

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And I read your entry in the pool.

"And I read your entry in the pool."

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Was your goal to win or just be disgusting?

"Was your goal to win or just be disgusting?"

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I had to pick last.

"I had to pick last."

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Yeah, well, we all read about ourselves in your weirdly long,

"Yeah, well, we all read about ourselves in your weirdly long,"

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melodramatic emails to your sister, who you might notice never responds.

"melodramatic emails to your sister, who you might notice never responds."

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Take a hint.

"Take a hint."

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I pretend to write her emails as a journaling device.

"I pretend to write her emails as a journaling device."

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You wretched, evasive little gremlin.

"You wretched, evasive little gremlin."

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Okay, why don't we just call that rock bottom.

"Okay, why don't we just call that rock bottom."

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Check one, check two.

"Check one, check two."

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Check one, check two.

"Check one, check two."

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Where do you guys find the bad stuff?

"Where do you guys find the bad stuff?"

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Maybe, maybe what we all need to do here is have everyone in the room

"Maybe, maybe what we all need to do here is have everyone in the room"

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Just an explanation.

"Just an explanation."

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Now, I'm sure by now, you've all seen the emails between me and

"Now, I'm sure by now, you've all seen the emails between me and"

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the Patterson family of Herndon, Virginia.

"the Patterson family of Herndon, Virginia."

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Not me. No.

"Not me. No."

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Christmas of 2007.

"Christmas of 2007."

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I don't think you owe us.

"I don't think you owe us."

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I responded politely.

"I responded politely."

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When I realized they had somehow mistaken me for their cousin.

"When I realized they had somehow mistaken me for their cousin."

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For some reason, I suppose it was loneliness,

"For some reason, I suppose it was loneliness,"

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