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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Email Security (S06E06)

I simply failed to disabuse them of that notion.

"I simply failed to disabuse them of that notion."

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I've come to love Barb and George, and Gelson and Roselle.

"I've come to love Barb and George, and Gelson and Roselle."

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And even Uncle Paul with all his flaws.

"And even Uncle Paul with all his flaws."

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And even though our relationship is based on a lie, for me it's.

"And even though our relationship is based on a lie, for me it's."

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One of the realest, I'll ever know.

"One of the realest, I'll ever know."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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I hope you don't think by explaining that, you're off the hook for

"I hope you don't think by explaining that, you're off the hook for"

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That's what those photos were for?

"That's what those photos were for?"

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I'm making a game about lady time travelers.

"I'm making a game about lady time travelers."

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Where in your pants?

"Where in your pants?"

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You're such gentlemen.

"You're such gentlemen."

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You and Chang have a daily email chain ranking Annie and

"You and Chang have a daily email chain ranking Annie and"

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Britta one and two.

"Britta one and two."

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By which you mean, Chang emails me rankings every day and I don't respond.

"By which you mean, Chang emails me rankings every day and I don't respond."

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Except for February 7th, 2013.

"Except for February 7th, 2013."

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Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two.

"Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two."

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Jeff, ha, yeah.

"Jeff, ha, yeah."

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Jeff, gross.

"Jeff, gross."

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And Britta, way to instantly memorize the exact date of your big victory.

"And Britta, way to instantly memorize the exact date of your big victory."

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Hey, silver and gold, ladies, ain't no losers there.

"Hey, silver and gold, ladies, ain't no losers there."

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Says the woman suing her father for $80.

"Says the woman suing her father for $80."

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Tell it to your fake family.

"Tell it to your fake family."

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Jezel is like a daughter to me.

"Jezel is like a daughter to me."

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But arguably more like a daughter to her parents.

"But arguably more like a daughter to her parents."

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Didn't you have your own family?

"Didn't you have your own family?"

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Oh, go write an astronaut.

"Oh, go write an astronaut."

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Oh, did anyone see Jeff's letters?

"Oh, did anyone see Jeff's letters?"

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He writes to astronauts.

"He writes to astronauts."

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Yes, they are!

"Yes, they are!"

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You know, what I don't want to see?

"You know, what I don't want to see?"

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Your exchanges with your life coach about the study group when we were

"Your exchanges with your life coach about the study group when we were"

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dating.

"dating."

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Oh, and by the way, clearly, not a life coach, and absolutely,

"Oh, and by the way, clearly, not a life coach, and absolutely,"

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just an Italian sociopath you met at a dispensary.

"just an Italian sociopath you met at a dispensary."

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You two dated?

"You two dated?"

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This was a study group?

"This was a study group?"

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Yeah, Chang was our teacher.

"Yeah, Chang was our teacher."

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What?

"What?"

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That's right, and frankly, haven't been well utilized since.

"That's right, and frankly, haven't been well utilized since."

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Dear Reid Wiseman, congratulations on your successful return to Earth...

"Dear Reid Wiseman, congratulations on your successful return to Earth..."

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Ladies.

"Ladies."

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Video games.

"Video games."

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Do you have any more advice?

"Do you have any more advice?"

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Dear new ensemble, I love you more than my dad.

"Dear new ensemble, I love you more than my dad."

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This is Gupta Gupti Gupta.

"This is Gupta Gupti Gupta."

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Yeah, hi.

"Yeah, hi."

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Fine, whatever.

"Fine, whatever."

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You guys okay?

"You guys okay?"

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To tell you the truth,

"To tell you the truth,"

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Gupta Gupti, we've been through a bit of a rough patch.

"Gupta Gupti, we've been through a bit of a rough patch."

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Yeah, the dean was telling me about it and I've been reading about it.

"Yeah, the dean was telling me about it and I've been reading about it."

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Hope you were entertained.

"Hope you were entertained."

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To be honest, I'm really grateful.

"To be honest, I'm really grateful."

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This is the first school in six months that hasn't canceled, so thanks.

"This is the first school in six months that hasn't canceled, so thanks."

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I'm gonna go get ready.

"I'm gonna go get ready."

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We really did the right thing didn't we?

"We really did the right thing didn't we?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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It doesn't matter what we read in the leaks or

"It doesn't matter what we read in the leaks or"

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what we said to each other tonight.

"what we said to each other tonight."

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What matters is that right now here on this campus,

"What matters is that right now here on this campus,"

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the people are in charge.

"the people are in charge."

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Not the hackers.

"Not the hackers."

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Not the media, not the cops, the people.

"Not the media, not the cops, the people."

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Abed, go put on some music.

"Abed, go put on some music."

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Elroy, Jeff, put out some more chairs.

"Elroy, Jeff, put out some more chairs."

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Annie get ready to introduce our star.

"Annie get ready to introduce our star."

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Chang, go talk to yourself in the corner.

"Chang, go talk to yourself in the corner."

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Frankie, let the people in.

"Frankie, let the people in."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Hey. Hey, Neil.

"Hey. Hey, Neil."

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That's the whole audience?

"That's the whole audience?"

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I can't do a show for one person.

"I can't do a show for one person."

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Well, you kinda have to.

"Well, you kinda have to."

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But I'd rather not.

"But I'd rather not."

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Well, you have to, jackass,

"Well, you have to, jackass,"

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There's a new message from the hackers.

"There's a new message from the hackers."

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Everyone, quiet down!

"Everyone, quiet down!"

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Abed, cut the music.

"Abed, cut the music."

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the horrible racist comedian is still about to perform.

"the horrible racist comedian is still about to perform."

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Yeah, that's right.

"Yeah, that's right."

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We beat you.

"We beat you."

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If this performance goes on as scheduled,

"If this performance goes on as scheduled,"

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all of your information will be published.

"all of your information will be published."

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If you do not want this to happen,

"If you do not want this to happen,"

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Whoa! Stop, stop, hey!

"Whoa! Stop, stop, hey!"

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Sit down, Neil!

"Sit down, Neil!"

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You hear that?

"You hear that?"

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My God!

"My God!"

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It's the people coming to stop the show.

"It's the people coming to stop the show."

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Now what do we do?

"Now what do we do?"

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We have to stop the people.

"We have to stop the people."

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Their freedom of speech depends on it.

"Their freedom of speech depends on it."

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Listen, you piece of crap, we've been to hell and back for you.

"Listen, you piece of crap, we've been to hell and back for you."

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Gupta Gupti Gupta!

"Gupta Gupti Gupta!"

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Hey, y'all.

"Hey, y'all."

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Look, I see there's a lot of Jews in the crowd.

"Look, I see there's a lot of Jews in the crowd."

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I mean, you know, there isn't, but usually when I do my act, there's more.

"I mean, you know, there isn't, but usually when I do my act, there's more."

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But, you know, I have a whole Jew thing.

"But, you know, I have a whole Jew thing."

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Do it!

"Do it!"

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Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

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Who is this guy?

"Who is this guy?"

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Look at him.

"Look at him."

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It looks like he ate so much.

"It looks like he ate so much."

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He's very fat.

"He's very fat."

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Don't do this to me.

"Don't do this to me."

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Shut up and listen.

"Shut up and listen."

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I see that you're fat, but are you also black or Jewish?

"I see that you're fat, but are you also black or Jewish?"

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Jewish because when you're black, your community steals all your food, so

"Jewish because when you're black, your community steals all your food, so"

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And when you're Jewish, nobody ever buys anything,

"And when you're Jewish, nobody ever buys anything,"

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so you can't eat as much.

"so you can't eat as much."

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You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.

"You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't."

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Oh, dear God.

"Oh, dear God."

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The bastards did it.

"The bastards did it."

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They leaked the entire school's data.

"They leaked the entire school's data."

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Oh, okay.

"Oh, okay."

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So hey, fat guy in the audience.

"So hey, fat guy in the audience."

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Have you found anyone else you could love, like another fat person?

"Have you found anyone else you could love, like another fat person?"

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Or, are you one of those fat people who will always be alone?

"Or, are you one of those fat people who will always be alone?"

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As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry.

"As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry."

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