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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Email Security (S06E06)

the ads to load.

"the ads to load."

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Abed, that's stealing.

"Abed, that's stealing."

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Those ads are there so

"Those ads are there so"

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the Gazette can pay people to go through the lunch lady's email.

"the Gazette can pay people to go through the lunch lady's email."

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Not to get too liberal, but once they're online,

"Not to get too liberal, but once they're online,"

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does anyone really own the lunch lady's emails?

"does anyone really own the lunch lady's emails?"

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lady's most embarrassing secrets.

"lady's most embarrassing secrets."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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I'm pretty sure the media's doing that, Britta.

"I'm pretty sure the media's doing that, Britta."

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The police are here, about our computers being hacked.

"The police are here, about our computers being hacked."

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Hi, guys.

"Hi, guys."

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A few new ones, as well.

"A few new ones, as well."

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No, just gonna keep the cop you've known for five years at arms length?

"No, just gonna keep the cop you've known for five years at arms length?"

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I get it.

"I get it."

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What have you boys been able to figure out?

"What have you boys been able to figure out?"

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And it's a unique case,

"And it's a unique case,"

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because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken.

"because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken."

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Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life.

"Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life."

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Thanks, thanks a lot.

"Thanks, thanks a lot."

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Anyway, our city does have a cyber-crime division, but it's well,

"Anyway, our city does have a cyber-crime division, but it's well,"

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Any leads?

"Any leads?"

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I want McDonald's.

"I want McDonald's."

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Wants.

"Wants."

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Some of you probably can't see from where you're sitting.

"Some of you probably can't see from where you're sitting."

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It's literally a child in an adult sized police uniform.

"It's literally a child in an adult sized police uniform."

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So what do we make of the demands?

"So what do we make of the demands?"

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Well we were able to find out a little more.

"Well we were able to find out a little more."

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And we assume it's legit because well, that's just where we're at.

"And we assume it's legit because well, that's just where we're at."

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Greendale, cancel the performance of the terrorist comedian

"Greendale, cancel the performance of the terrorist comedian"

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Gupta Gupti Gupta, who seeks to spread hatred with his hateful comedy.

"Gupta Gupti Gupta, who seeks to spread hatred with his hateful comedy."

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You guys booked Gupta Gupti Gupta?

"You guys booked Gupta Gupti Gupta?"

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Oh my God, Dean, he's renowned for his racist act.

"Oh my God, Dean, he's renowned for his racist act."

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Listen to his name.

"Listen to his name."

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Well, the message says if you don't cancel his performance, what happened

"Well, the message says if you don't cancel his performance, what happened"

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to the lunch lady's gonna happen to everyone on the activities committee.

"to the lunch lady's gonna happen to everyone on the activities committee."

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Ha!

"Ha!"

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So, what do we do?

"So, what do we do?"

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That's up to the school.

"That's up to the school."

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Though I'm just a cop, born in a small town, raised in the heartland,

"Though I'm just a cop, born in a small town, raised in the heartland,"

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Think that's all I've got.

"Think that's all I've got."

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Stoked for avengers, avengers, avengers, avengers?

"Stoked for avengers, avengers, avengers, avengers?"

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I hear Marvel got really hands on this time,

"I hear Marvel got really hands on this time,"

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they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong?

"they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong?"

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Okay, see ya.

"Okay, see ya."

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I guess I'm gonna call a press conference and

"I guess I'm gonna call a press conference and"

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announce the comedy is cancelled.

"announce the comedy is cancelled."

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Wait hold on.

"Wait hold on."

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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Do your thing, inspire them.

"Do your thing, inspire them."

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To do what?

"To do what?"

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To rise to the occasion.

"To rise to the occasion."

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To not let these hackers push us around.

"To not let these hackers push us around."

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Don't you guys think that we have an obligation here?

"Don't you guys think that we have an obligation here?"

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The cop says no.

"The cop says no."

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Well the cops say that your car trunk has something to do with 9/11.

"Well the cops say that your car trunk has something to do with 9/11."

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They're not philosophers, they're crossing guards with guns.

"They're not philosophers, they're crossing guards with guns."

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This is on us as a committee.

"This is on us as a committee."

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The eyes of the world...

"The eyes of the world..."

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Are within hundreds of miles of this room.

"Are within hundreds of miles of this room."

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Okay, how about the eyes of something bigger?

"Okay, how about the eyes of something bigger?"

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Aren't you an atheist?

"Aren't you an atheist?"

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Don't you hate this government?

"Don't you hate this government?"

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But I can't believe I'm the one saying this.

"But I can't believe I'm the one saying this."

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For God sakes, we're freaking Americans.

"For God sakes, we're freaking Americans."

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We're talking about freedom of speech, it's the amendment so

"We're talking about freedom of speech, it's the amendment so"

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important it's literally the first one they remembered to add.

"important it's literally the first one they remembered to add."

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With penises.

"With penises."

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We prefer to be called people without color or vaginas.

"We prefer to be called people without color or vaginas."

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Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and

"Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and"

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other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy

"other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy"

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and a job in this country.

"and a job in this country."

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We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up.

"We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up."

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We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue.

"We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue."

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Nobody tells us to shut up.

"Nobody tells us to shut up."

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And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes,

"And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes,"

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fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and

"fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and"

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yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal.

"yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal."

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Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged.

"Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged."

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Trust us.

"Trust us."

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Cancel the show and you cancel people.

"Cancel the show and you cancel people."

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What? Let her finish.

"What? Let her finish."

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Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady.

"Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady."

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No, I'll do it.

"No, I'll do it."

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Let them leak me.

"Let them leak me."

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I'm not letting you do this alone.

"I'm not letting you do this alone."

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Screw it.

"Screw it."

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Someone has to be the last to stand up, and now that someone isn't me.

"Someone has to be the last to stand up, and now that someone isn't me."

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I kinda zoned out and assume we're standing to go see Avengers.

"I kinda zoned out and assume we're standing to go see Avengers."

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These guys are giving hackers a bad name.

"These guys are giving hackers a bad name."

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And hacker is already such a dumb name.

"And hacker is already such a dumb name."

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I'm not an idealist, I'm a pragmatist.

"I'm not an idealist, I'm a pragmatist."

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And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off.

"And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off."

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You guys.

"You guys."

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This is so inspiring.

"This is so inspiring."

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I guess, just let me know how it goes.

"I guess, just let me know how it goes."

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No matter what happens I'm with you, but don't tell anyone I'm with you.

"No matter what happens I'm with you, but don't tell anyone I'm with you."

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If you do, I'll deny it, but I'm with you here and now.

"If you do, I'll deny it, but I'm with you here and now."

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Not literally here and now, right now I'm leaving,

"Not literally here and now, right now I'm leaving,"

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Bye.

"Bye."

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The performance by Gupta Gupti Gupta will go on as scheduled tomorrow

"The performance by Gupta Gupti Gupta will go on as scheduled tomorrow"

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night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr.

"night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr."

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Gupta's performance.

"Gupta's performance."

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Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends,

"Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends,"

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I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America.

"I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America."

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But, one thing at a time.

"But, one thing at a time."

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Case in point, am I right?

"Case in point, am I right?"

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Mm.

"Mm."

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Oh, I'm being censored!

"Oh, I'm being censored!"

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I'm being censored!

"I'm being censored!"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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All right, I'll see you guys at sound check in the cafeteria tomorrow.

"All right, I'll see you guys at sound check in the cafeteria tomorrow."

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And there is a good chance that we are going to be targeted, so

"And there is a good chance that we are going to be targeted, so"

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What do we say?

"What do we say?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Jeff.

"Jeff."

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Thank you for backing me up, a little.

"Thank you for backing me up, a little."

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Deflect all you want, but you're putting your ass one the line for an ideal.

"Deflect all you want, but you're putting your ass one the line for an ideal."

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$Well, maybe a fraction of a butt cheek on the line.$

"Well, maybe a fraction of a butt cheek on the line."

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It's not like I used that stupid Greendale email for anything

"It's not like I used that stupid Greendale email for anything"

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Because they hacked Greendale.

"Because they hacked Greendale."

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