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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Email Security (S06E06)

Our hacks are all up in your systems.

"Our hacks are all up in your systems."

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You know I, I wasn't gonna say anything but.

"You know I, I wasn't gonna say anything but."

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Hardline. Mainframe.

"Hardline. Mainframe."

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Cut the hardline.

"Cut the hardline."

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You know the one we mean.

"You know the one we mean."

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The hot one?

"The hot one?"

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I'm reading the Greendale Gazette's highlights of the lunch lady's e-mails.

"I'm reading the Greendale Gazette's highlights of the lunch lady's e-mails."

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WazzleDazzle.com has got five Bacardi cocktails inspired by the lunch

"WazzleDazzle.com has got five Bacardi cocktails inspired by the lunch"

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We're just reading the news.

"We're just reading the news."

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I see a few familiar faces here.

"I see a few familiar faces here."

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it's pretty new.

"it's pretty new."

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McDonald's.

"McDonald's."

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It's cute, but it doesn't help our situation.

"It's cute, but it doesn't help our situation."

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$700.

"$700."

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How can he be racist?

"How can he be racist?"

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Ha.

"Ha."

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but I say cancel the performance, and give the government the sweeping powers

"but I say cancel the performance, and give the government the sweeping powers"

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it needs to detect and eliminate people before they turn into hackers.

"it needs to detect and eliminate people before they turn into hackers."

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How's everything otherwise?

"How's everything otherwise?"

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Are you even planning on going to see this comic?

"Are you even planning on going to see this comic?"

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Yes, pretty much and of course not, I was planning to protest him.

"Yes, pretty much and of course not, I was planning to protest him."

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For white people.

"For white people."

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our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two

"our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two"

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Might as well bring dinosaurs back.

"Might as well bring dinosaurs back."

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You wanna guess how much better my emails are?

"You wanna guess how much better my emails are?"

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You want me to call a press conference and say, now do me?

"You want me to call a press conference and say, now do me?"

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I'm in.

"I'm in."

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So, fine.

"So, fine."

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but I will always have been with you secretly.

"but I will always have been with you secretly."

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I will be deeply offended.

"I will be deeply offended."

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First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear.

"First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear."

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Definitely get my good side, right here.

"Definitely get my good side, right here."

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Screw the hackers and long live Greendale!

"Screw the hackers and long live Greendale!"

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nobody gets on the internet tonight.

"nobody gets on the internet tonight."

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No peeking at the leaking.

"No peeking at the leaking."

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Promise, promise, promise?

"Promise, promise, promise?"

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Well, you turned into the path of least resistance.

"Well, you turned into the path of least resistance."

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but porn subscriptions and improv show mailing lists.

"but porn subscriptions and improv show mailing lists."

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What makes you think it's only your Greendale email they'll be leaking?

"What makes you think it's only your Greendale email they'll be leaking?"

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One time.

"One time."

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They got it.

"They got it."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Britta.

"Britta."

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Frankie.

"Frankie."

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"So here I am in a brand new outfit with an up-to-the-minute shirt."

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wardrobe.

"wardrobe."

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You told human resources I was a functional alcoholic.

"You told human resources I was a functional alcoholic."

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with no food or water, you would judge every ship that came to save you.

"with no food or water, you would judge every ship that came to save you."

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She's dead.

"She's dead."

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Well, well, well, it looks like Jeff Winger auto-paid his car insurance and

"Well, well, well, it looks like Jeff Winger auto-paid his car insurance and"

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Annie's book club has a meeting tomorrow.

"Annie's book club has a meeting tomorrow."

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address and own one thing that they know is out there.

"address and own one thing that they know is out there."

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I received their first letter as part of a family email chain,

"I received their first letter as part of a family email chain,"

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Well, that's...

"Well, that's..."

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the 3D models you've been making of our bodies without our permission.

"the 3D models you've been making of our bodies without our permission."

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Oh, you guys are so suave.

"Oh, you guys are so suave."

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Okay, I think we're losing sight of what's important.

"Okay, I think we're losing sight of what's important."

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Have you made any creepy boob models of Jezel yet?

"Have you made any creepy boob models of Jezel yet?"

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Talk about creepy.

"Talk about creepy."

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They're national heroes!

"They're national heroes!"

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Leave them alone.

"Leave them alone."

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Ooh, this I gotta see.

"Ooh, this I gotta see."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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I...

"I..."

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because there's more at stake here than what you'd rather do.

"because there's more at stake here than what you'd rather do."

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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People of Greendale, your activities committee has defied our demands, and

"People of Greendale, your activities committee has defied our demands, and"

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you will find a way to stop this performance.

"you will find a way to stop this performance."

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You can stop me, but you can't stop the people from stopping this show.

"You can stop me, but you can't stop the people from stopping this show."

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Shhhh.

"Shhhh."

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Annie, introduce him, quick!

"Annie, introduce him, quick!"

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Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

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Okay, this guy.

"Okay, this guy."

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You know, it's hard to be fat when you're black or

"You know, it's hard to be fat when you're black or"

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Hey, Leonard, you enjoy my girlfriend in 2009?

"Hey, Leonard, you enjoy my girlfriend in 2009?"

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Good news! Neil's talking to us again.

"Good news! Neil's talking to us again."

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What's the lesson here?

"What's the lesson here?"

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I always wanna make sure I know what the lesson is.

"I always wanna make sure I know what the lesson is."

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I feel more desensitized to jokes about Jews and blacks.

"I feel more desensitized to jokes about Jews and blacks."

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So, the lesson is probably an ironic pairing,

"So, the lesson is probably an ironic pairing,"

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Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty.

"Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty."

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he's got something he wants to say.

"he's got something he wants to say."

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Don't you? I'm sorry.

"Don't you? I'm sorry."

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Crime doesn't pay.

"Crime doesn't pay."

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All 8 billion sheep keep grazing.

"All 8 billion sheep keep grazing."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Is that really how you feel?

"Is that really how you feel?"

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I feel like flying.

"I feel like flying."

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How about common courtesy?

"How about common courtesy?"

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Common courtesy is just gibberish, hocus pocus,

"Common courtesy is just gibberish, hocus pocus,"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Elroy, hey.

"Elroy, hey."

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- Computer no worky. - Please don't do that.

"- Computer no worky. - Please don't do that."

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Pelton, I can't keep track of all the parakeets you had growing up.

"Pelton, I can't keep track of all the parakeets you had growing up."

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This is different.

"This is different."

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No matter what I do, I get the same error.

"No matter what I do, I get the same error."

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You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69.

"You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69."

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What?

"What?"

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Is there another Mask movie coming out?

"Is there another Mask movie coming out?"

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- How can we stop it? - It's too late, it's happened.

"- How can we stop it? - It's too late, it's happened."

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No parlo hablo too late at Greendale Elroy. There's always something that can be done.

"No parlo hablo too late at Greendale Elroy. There's always something that can be done."

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You could cut the hardline at the mainframe.

"You could cut the hardline at the mainframe."

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To the mainframe! To the mainframe!

"To the mainframe! To the mainframe!"

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- You were being sarcastic? - Yeah, but you should look at this.

"- You were being sarcastic? - Yeah, but you should look at this."

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Cancel your offensive performance.

"Cancel your offensive performance."

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We have all your information.

"We have all your information."

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If you do not cancel this hateful comedy show, you will taste our power in this way.

"If you do not cancel this hateful comedy show, you will taste our power in this way."

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- There's a link. - Don't click it.

"- There's a link. - Don't click it."

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Oh, what, the green skull will give me a virus?

"Oh, what, the green skull will give me a virus?"

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My God.

"My God."

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It's the lunch lady's emails.

"It's the lunch lady's emails."

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It's all the lunch lady's emails.

"It's all the lunch lady's emails."

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Which lunch lady?

"Which lunch lady?"

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You mean the one who serves the hot food?

"You mean the one who serves the hot food?"

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Mmm, that's the one.

"Mmm, that's the one."

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Please tell me you guys aren't sitting there reading the lunch lady's

"Please tell me you guys aren't sitting there reading the lunch lady's"

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leaked e-mails.

"leaked e-mails."

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No one here could ever do that, not even in shifts, it's decades of data.

"No one here could ever do that, not even in shifts, it's decades of data."

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I found a torrent of all the highlights if you don't want to wait for

"I found a torrent of all the highlights if you don't want to wait for"

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