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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You aren't living up toyour potential."
American Dad! (2005)
"Four Legs, you said you wanted to steal that orphan money from First National."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Why not do it? - Mom!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Areyou kiddin'? That bank is a fortress."
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"Plus, it's not handi-accessible."
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"You can pull it off!. What doyou say?"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"You deserve the same recognition and fame as everyone else!"
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"I got a gig at Hootenanny's in an hour."
American Dad! (2005)
"So he attack-rolled a D-20."
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"Luckily, I had armor-class zero. So I didn't lose any hit points."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mmm. Armor-class zero. Uh-huh. - That's cool."
American Dad! (2005)
"[Stan ] Hey, fellas. Killerparty."
American Dad! (2005)
"So you got a band? A couple ofkegs? Righteous. Righteous."
American Dad! (2005)
"I gave myself a triple dose of steroids so you'd see I was telling the truth."
American Dad! (2005)
"Boys this age are only interested in one thing. Oops! Boobs fell in the punch."
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"Steve, I think there's some more soda in the basement. Why don'tyou go count it?"
American Dad! (2005)
"So that whole time you knew theywere gonna fail?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Areyou kidding? That bank had to have at least a hundred steps."
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"- Sorry I underestimated you, Mom. - Thanks, honey."
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"- Roger, what areyou doing? Is that gasoline? - Mm-hmm."
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"[Siren Wailing]"
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"Hey, you're a smart boywith a lot more to offer than just a nice pair of meat balloons."
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"I just wanted you to have a better time in high school than I did."
American Dad! (2005)
"But I was already having a good time with my friends."
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"Yeah, I guess you were. Those loser dorks are okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"Thanks, fellas. Thankyou. Wave to the nice men, Steve."
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"They didn't let us take theJag out for a spin."
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"You can demand respect!"
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"You are handi-capable!"
American Dad! (2005)
"What the hell?"
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"There's only one way to win the war on dirt in this house."
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"You were right, Dad. The guys only liked me for my body."
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"women who've had a profound effiect on the world."
American Dad! (2005)
"How humiliating! Hayley made me look like a total idiot."
American Dad! (2005)
"The Schwartztein's house is going off!."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Imitates Torpedo Firing ]"
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"Open."
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"- Did you go to a lot of parties when you were in high school? - What?"
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"Is that you, Smith? I told you, no losers."
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"Keep the baby. Life begins at conception. Whoo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [Branches Breaking] - [Moaning]"
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"heart or brain, and a Dr. Bearington."
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"- Then grab it! - I shall!"
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"You've clearly been scammed, Mom."
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"- Damn your experimental steroids! - It's okay, Son."
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"- You know, that movie where she got what she deserved. - [ Gasps ]"
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"I have an interview at a real hospital..."
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"[Toilet Flushing]"
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"No prob. Up top!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Yeah, this degree is a completejoke. No onewill ever hireyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Totally! I got a great idea for- - [Horn Honking]"
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"Oh, um, we-we started talking in the hall today."
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"-Just remember to keep those bad boys underwraps. - I will, Dad."
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"##[Rock]"
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"Aren'tyou coming in?"
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"There. A simple blanket stitch and the arm is as good as new."
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"I'm Johnny Four Legs. These are the twins, Large Monty-"
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"Myvan crashed into a... cutlery truck."
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"Dad, I think Mom might have gone overthe edge."
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"I mean, you've ever thrown. We're finally popular."
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"Feet on the couch! I just steam cleaned-"
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"Whoo! Best popular party ofthe year, huh?"
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"Hey, the party's moved upstairs."
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"What'd you do that for? I'm finally popular like we wanted!"
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"- Oh, yeah? - [ Cocks Gun ]"
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"So I made more of my life. And so can you!"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"[ Kids Chattering, Cheering ]"
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"It's like a damn Ludacris video- pimp cups, shorties. It's all crunked out."
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"- [Doorbell Rings ] - ## [Rock]"
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"And now I don't even respect myself."
American Dad! (2005)
"Windex is just a Band-Aid. I realize that now."
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"[ Boat Horn Sounding ]"
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"I'm glad you guys talked me into taking a dip."
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"- Howdy! - And that's DeafTeddy. We call him "Wheels. ""
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"Damn it,Jim! I'm a doctor!"
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"##[Alternative ]"
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"[ Shouts ]"
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"You're not second-class citizens."
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"Doctor! I didn't go to school for 1 2 hours to be called "Mom"!"
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"Awesome party, dude. To Steve's continuing good health."
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"- [Whistle Blows ] - [ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I did."
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"That's whyyou should take these steroids."
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"I managed to get my hands on this top-of-the-line..."
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"- [ Gunfire ] - [ Both Gasping ]"
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"Okay, sit down. Don't milk it, Tracey Ullman."
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"I know. Talk about a butter face."
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"Have a great night."
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"Eight years of dead bugs. You disgust me!"
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"and for the first five seconds it tastes so sweet and perfect..."
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"Well, that's what being popular is like, but all the time!"
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"[HayleyNarrating] Historyhas been studded with great women..."
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"Ow! Let go of me!"
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"[ Crowd Laughing ]"
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"Maybe my girls opened the door, but I'm the one who walked through it. They like me for me."
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"- [ Moans ] - Don't die on me, damn it!"
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"## [ Chorus Singing]"
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"I'm in the party! I'm in the party!"
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"where we'd spend lots oftime together bonding as father and son."
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"But we're behind on our project for the science fair."
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"Shame! Shame on you!"
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"- My son's a slut! - I just made that bed!"
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"## [ Alternative ]"
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"I got a check-plus-plus. That's like a "C" at Arizona State."
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"Oh! Oh! Ew!"
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"Slut!"
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"Don't say that! Don't ever say that!"
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"Colors are brighter, jeans fit snugger."
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"Oh, my God. The heat is killing me."
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"That's fantastic. You have to go with them."
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"No wonder those doctors on Scrubs don't have time to be funny."
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"Vince Chung invited me to his party tomorrow night and you can't stop me!"
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"Get ready, fellows. We're almost there."
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"##[HeavyMetal]"
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"## [Fades ]"
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