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Clips from The Office - Product Recall (S03E03)

"I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin"
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"truly regrets this unfortunate incident."
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"And as a gesture of gratitude"
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"for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen,"
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"for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first."
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"So, let us consider this matter ended."
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"Well, it isn't ended. I'm very angry. I could have lost business."
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"I know you are angry and we are truly, truly sorry."
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"The watermark was obscene and horrifying."
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"I don't accept."
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"Who was that guy she was talking to at her locker?"
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"Not important because you're not dating her,"
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"Probably another high school student."
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"The issue with the watermark is very serious."
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"We teach our students that character counts."
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"You don't teach it well enough."
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"One of your students is a bitch."
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"Know what? Andy is having a real rough day today."
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"I want to take out an ad in your yearbook."
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"Full page, two words."
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""Good luck.""
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"That's not what I had in mind."
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"Ask where he's from. MAN: Absolutely."
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"Ohio? That's nice."
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"and we are doing everything we can do to fix it and that you're sorry."
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"It was an unfortunate error. We're fixing it."
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"(WHISPERS) And you're sorry."
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"And the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not."
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"We are going to do everything humanly possible"
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"to ensure that this never happens again."
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"Well, it doesn't help. Why?"
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"The watermark, it's a one-time thing."
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"I don't care! It was disgusting."
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"I grew up on a farm."
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"Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat."
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"Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching."
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"Whoever drew this got it exactly right."
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"All right. For starters, I think that you should resign."
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"(STAMMERS)"
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"Okay. Well, wasn't really my fault."
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"The guys at the paper mill..."
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"You're the head... The guy at the paper mill's... No, no, no."
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"You're the head of the company! I'm the head of the company?"
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"Yes, and that makes it your responsibility..."
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"No, I'm a regional manager!"
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"...and so you should lose your job! No... What? Okay."
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"This is insane. You can get out of here."
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"Get out. That's insane. Fine."
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"I will give this to somebody who will appreciate it."
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"I'm calling the Better Business Bureau!"
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"Yeah, well I'm calling the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline!"
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"Everything."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"This is all spinning out of control, Pam. This is just not..."
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"It's just the Scranton Times."
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"No, then Newsweek picks it up"
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"You know what? I really think the whole thing"
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"is just going to blow over in like a week or two."
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"You're right. It will blow over."
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"Yes."
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"Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos."
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"Okay, I think that's good."
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"MICHAEL: Let me tell you something."
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"Something from the heart."
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"I am not leaving this office."
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"You could never withstand a SWAT team."
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"That's how devoted I am to this job."
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"They would flank you, throw in a concussion grenade."
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"I understand that, Dwight. You'd be on the ground..."
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"If you wanted to be... And now we're wasting tape."
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"Cut. ...so I'll know where to..."
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"Cut. Okay. Ready?"
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"Kevin, what's four plus seven?"
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"Eleven."
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"Yeah, well, you didn't know that when you filled out this payroll form."
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"Yeah? Well, at least I didn't suck at customer relations."
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"You two are apes."
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"I'm sorry that you're both morons!"
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"Oh, but you still said, "I'm sorry.""
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"I called you morons."
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"KEVIN: Still said it. Still said it, so..."
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"Five, four, three..."
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"It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with,"
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"Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about anyway."
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"If I could leave you with one thought, remember, it wasn't me."
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"They're trying to make me an escape goat."
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"You have one day."
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"PAM: One day for what?"
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"That's... They always give an ultimatum."
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"MICHAEL: Good? Cut? Cut."
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"I thought maybe you'd like to sign it. Maybe throw a couple of bucks in there."
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"Unfortunately, she's got some children."
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"CREED: I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired because of Dwight."
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"Maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through"
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"Why do bad things always happen to the good people?"
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"It's tragic. It is just tragic."
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"You want music? I don't care."
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"You know what? I don't..."
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"(SCATTING THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT)"
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"Pam."
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"You look really nice today."
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"Hey, Karen."
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"Hey, Dwight. Looking sharp."
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"Yeah, that's 'cause I'm your boyfriend, Jim Halpert."
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"Hey, Karen. Wanna get together later"
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"Okay. I'm good. Thanks."
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"JIM: Spot on."
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"A little comment."
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"It's kind of blurry."
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"That's better."
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"(BEEPING)"
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"Okay."
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"Cri-man squa, F and C, double-time."
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"That's what she said. No time! But she did. No time! Guys!"
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"The press is just going to find out by themselves."
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"to come in here and meet with me for a personal apology."
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""Dunder Mifflin Apologizes to Valued Client.""
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"Who wasn't there last week?"
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